The Girl Who Cried Human
by Death
Princesse Mononoke n'appartient pas à moi.
Prinzessin Mononoke gehört nicht mir.
La principessa Mononoke non appartiene a me.
A princesa Mononoke não me pertence.
Princesa Mononoke no pertenece a mí.
You will only get this if you watch alot of TV commercials, know about history and watch alot of pointless movies; otherwise, THIS WILL NOT MAKE SENSE. It is NOT a parody of The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Enjoy!
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*So, you are waiting for your friends at the bar when you are suddenly surrounded by demon gods! Obiously, your first thought is, "how do I turn this into a party?" Just remember that no demon god in the world could resist the temptation of...*
Kungfu Guy: *Sings Kungfu Fighting* Oh oh oh OOHHH... oh..? Ah... AH... AHHHHH! Stop! Don't kill me! I don't wanna die! *Gets eaten by the demon god*
*Now that you have a party started, why not add some seasoning by eating humans? Humans, crunchy crunchy!*
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*Inside a cave, San turns off the flintstone-iesh TV. She turns to face one of her wolf brothers.*
San: What is it with the propagandas?
Wolf: The humans are invading the forest.
San: WAAAA?
Wolf: Didn't you know? It's written everywhere, even on Kodama O's boxes.
*San takes one of those boxes and looks at it.*
*Picture of Moro on the box*: "I will say this only once: I did NOT have sexual relations..."
Wolf: Uh, the other side, San.
San: Oh... hehe...
Box Side #2: "The humans are invading the forest. OH THE HUMANITY!"
San: We'll I'll be damned, when are they coming?
Wolf: Well, according to Fox, right about... NOW.
*Out of nowhere, a swarm of humans appeared and started constructing a town near the forest, chopping everything down in their path.*
San: Oh my god, oh my GOD! They are cutting my cable!
Wolf: We've got to stop them! To the batmobile!
San: ...
Wofl: ...
San: You mean riding you?
Wolf: Ya.
*San rides whatever that wolf's name is to the gates of the newly constructed village. San calls for whoever was responsable of cutting her cable to speak to her. Lady Eboshi steps onto the battlements.*
San: Stop, you foolish humans! Don't you know you can't live without cable?!
Eboshi: @#$% off, little girl.
San: What the... I'll have you killed for that remark! Get outta our lands!
Eboshi: This is MY land now, and nobody's gonna take it away from me! Not you, not George Bush, not anybody! *Evil Laugh* Muahahahahaha!
San: Alright! This. Is. War.
*So our heroine declares war on the humans because of dispute over cable... To be continued.*
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Cp2 coming soon. Flame me.
by Death
Princesse Mononoke n'appartient pas à moi.
Prinzessin Mononoke gehört nicht mir.
La principessa Mononoke non appartiene a me.
A princesa Mononoke não me pertence.
Princesa Mononoke no pertenece a mí.
You will only get this if you watch alot of TV commercials, know about history and watch alot of pointless movies; otherwise, THIS WILL NOT MAKE SENSE. It is NOT a parody of The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Enjoy!
____________________
*So, you are waiting for your friends at the bar when you are suddenly surrounded by demon gods! Obiously, your first thought is, "how do I turn this into a party?" Just remember that no demon god in the world could resist the temptation of...*
Kungfu Guy: *Sings Kungfu Fighting* Oh oh oh OOHHH... oh..? Ah... AH... AHHHHH! Stop! Don't kill me! I don't wanna die! *Gets eaten by the demon god*
*Now that you have a party started, why not add some seasoning by eating humans? Humans, crunchy crunchy!*
* * * * * * * * * *
*Inside a cave, San turns off the flintstone-iesh TV. She turns to face one of her wolf brothers.*
San: What is it with the propagandas?
Wolf: The humans are invading the forest.
San: WAAAA?
Wolf: Didn't you know? It's written everywhere, even on Kodama O's boxes.
*San takes one of those boxes and looks at it.*
*Picture of Moro on the box*: "I will say this only once: I did NOT have sexual relations..."
Wolf: Uh, the other side, San.
San: Oh... hehe...
Box Side #2: "The humans are invading the forest. OH THE HUMANITY!"
San: We'll I'll be damned, when are they coming?
Wolf: Well, according to Fox, right about... NOW.
*Out of nowhere, a swarm of humans appeared and started constructing a town near the forest, chopping everything down in their path.*
San: Oh my god, oh my GOD! They are cutting my cable!
Wolf: We've got to stop them! To the batmobile!
San: ...
Wofl: ...
San: You mean riding you?
Wolf: Ya.
*San rides whatever that wolf's name is to the gates of the newly constructed village. San calls for whoever was responsable of cutting her cable to speak to her. Lady Eboshi steps onto the battlements.*
San: Stop, you foolish humans! Don't you know you can't live without cable?!
Eboshi: @#$% off, little girl.
San: What the... I'll have you killed for that remark! Get outta our lands!
Eboshi: This is MY land now, and nobody's gonna take it away from me! Not you, not George Bush, not anybody! *Evil Laugh* Muahahahahaha!
San: Alright! This. Is. War.
*So our heroine declares war on the humans because of dispute over cable... To be continued.*
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Cp2 coming soon. Flame me.