Okay guys! I haven't had
one single hour of sleep this night, so I'm terribly tired. Been watching DBZ
and playing…….Super Mario World the whole night, and when I tried to sleep, the
fucking sun was already up, so my room was all lighted and shit! So I played
some more, and some more……And this story is gonna be about Piccolo and his
addictions to Super Mario! And don't flame me, cuz I,m terribly tired, and as
I,ve always said, my mother tongue isn't English…it's fucking Swedish, but
anyway, either the fat plumber Mario, the green sexbomb Piccolo or the rest of
crew and shit don't belong to me. Blargh! Nuff said! On with the sucky story
already!
(BTW; if there is anyone
out there who hasn't played this game, contact me! You can be very rare, my
friend! ^^;; )
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"Sarah, what the fuck? Are
you playing that boring game again?", Piccolo asked the teenage girl when he
entered her small room.
"Yep, I am!", she replied.
"And it's not boring! You should try it yourself, Piccy"
At the time Piccolo
heard her calling him Piccy, he when
crazy. Not only cuz he hated the word Piccy. It sounded like he was some kinda
pickle or something. He hated pickle jars (and we all know why, huh? ^_^) No, it
was also cuz Sarah, the low human called him something……that sounded like a
nickname!
"MY NAME IS NOT PICCY!!!!!
HOW MANY TIMES SHOULD I TELL YOU THAT HUMAN????? MY FUCKING NAME IS
PICCOLO!!!!!"
"Stop yelling", she told
him calmly "I let you live here, and this is how you treat me? Or do you wanna
move back to Goku's?"
Piccolo thought for a
brief moment.
"G…Goku…?……C..Chi-Chi…….AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!",
he yelled, and ran out of her room.
Sarah rolled her eyes, and
let out a sigh. After a minute of playing, she opened the door to her room here
the hysteric Namek had ran out.
"D…Did you say Chi-Chi?"
he replied to her when she sighed heavily.
"Chi-Chi is not here, so
you can come in……Piccy" Sarah smirked more evil that Vegeta can. And by the
time she said Piccy again, she saw the area under his eyes taking a purple,
more flushed colour, and disappear again.
"Sure?", he asked, before
taking two sneaking steps into Sarah's room.
"Yes, I,m sure. But if you
yell some more, and make my dad ban me from Internet again, I,ll throw you
out. To Chi-Chi!"
Piccolo swallowed hard,
and looked at the game console.
"So can I try it, Sarah,
then…?"
"Sure", she said, and
handed him the controller.
"Okay….umm…so how do I do
this shit then….?"
Sarah began explaining the
game for him.
"You see that little fat
fart on the map? That's you. And by moving around on the map, you move around
to new levels and stuffs."
Piccolo moved Mario from
Yoshis house, to Yoshis island 1 and 2.
"But I can only move
around here!!"
"That because you need to
make it thru these two levels as well. When you enter a level, you jump with
this button. She pointed at the yellow button."
"Ahh….okay!"
"And when you want to go
faster, or run, press down this button" She pointed at the green button."
"That sounds kinda easy…",
he spat back to her, and entered Yoshis Island 2. The screen whent pixlated
(you know what I mean, huh?), and you could see Mario. Piccolo maked a fast
jump ,and tried to look confident and good at the game (though it was the first
time he ever touched a video game) But he died, thanks to the red turtles.
"Damn!", he spat, and
started the game over again. This time he maked it to the Yoshi.
"Sarah, what the fuck is
this?", he asked her.
"It's your best friend,
Yoshi."
"But I thought that the tall
gay guy was his best friend?"
"No Piccolo. That is
Luigi, and he sucks hairy donkey balls, and eats crap and fucks asses and shit!"
Piccolo looked at her,
slightly confused, one of his eyebrows raised.
(He's looking so cute when he's doing it *squeals* ^o^)
"Okay…..", he said slowly,
but surely.
Sarah had began going
slightly mad.
"LUIGI SUX! LUIGI SUX! LUIGI SUX!!!!", she yelled, and began punching her
pillows, and throwing them on her door.
"AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!", she moaned, as she banged her head in the wall.
"Hey, take it easy!", Piccolo cried out, as he had the Yoshi. He was just
about to break the moving goal thininge, when the Yoshi ran way, and Piccolo died
thanks to the damn football guard piece of shit! (Yah, I hate them too ¬_¬)
By the time Piccolo died, Sarah grabbed a ink pen, and wrote on her
expensive wallpaper that her dad just got for her, she wrote the words filed
with hate and hard. Big capital letters; "LUIGI SUX"
Piccolo looked at her.
"You don't think that your'e overreacting?"
Sarah struggled not to yell again, and failed. Her face was crimson red
as her eyes was just about to pop out of her head, and steam came from her ears
and head, (you know, cartoon style)
"LUIGI SUX!!!
AAAAHH!!!!"
Piccolo dropped his jaw, and his eyes grew huge as when he saw Sarah
growing in anger…
"…I…guess….this……it…..what…..she……meant……with…….PMS……is…..dangerous…!"
Piccolo squealed, before Sarah grew even bigger with anger.
"I better think of something fast!", Piccolo thought, before a
small light bulb appeared over his head.
"I got it!", he exclaimed, and dug in his pocket. After some very long
seconds, he grabbed a melted, dirty chocolate bar. He smiled his anime-style
smile, and showed Sarah the bar of chocolate.
"Its chocolate!", he exclaimed, and talked very slowly, and seducing.
By the time Sarah inhaled the wonderful scent of chocolate, and saw the
brown piece of candy, she gasped loud, and grew back to original size, and her
eyes growing bigger, and shaking.
"Wanna take a bite, Sarah", Piccolo asked her, and before he had time to
apprehend, Sarah seized the candy, and took a bite.
"Mmmm…", she moaned. (This wasn't meant to be sex-related! Kami, I,m so stupid!
*_*) , and took another bite. In another second, the chocolate was completely gone.
Piccolo sweatdropped, and smiled again.
"Thanks Piccy!" Sarah squealed, and hugged Piccolo hard, making his eyes
bulge out.
~*TEN HOURS LATER*~
Piccolo was still sitting in front of the video game, when Sarah came to
see how it was going. She was currently asleep, and heard some strange noices,
so she was going to check what it was, and it was her cat -_-
"I,m gonna check how Piccolo's doing!", she thought. He was still
playing,cux the annoying melodies could be heard out in the corridor.
She opened the door and sat down next to the tired Namek, the clock was
about twelve in the night. If Piccolo was tired of it, and he thought that it
was enough for today, he would have turned his tired face against hers. But he
didn't.
"Piccolo?", Sarah asked, and looked Piccolo in the face. His eyes was bloodshot,
eyelids about to fall down, nostrils slightly fluttering slightly as he
breathed. Even his ears was down.
"Must……beat…….Bowser..", he exclaimed, and snored for a second, before
he woke up again when a turtle appeared, and he died.
Sarah sneaked out of her room quietly, and closed the door. But the
noice of the door closing was enough to arouse the tired Namek. (DAMN! I did it
again! That wasn't meant to be sex-related. I need mental help! Or I,m too addicted
to lemons! Piccolo is NOT supposed to get horny! He's waking
up, people! Geez! *_*)
"I DIED!!!!"
Piccolo screamed with all
his might, enough to wake mom and dad.
Sarah watched in fear as he came rushing
out of the door, purple with anger.
He looked just like Sarah
when she got pissed…..
"CHOCOLATE!!!!!", Sarah yelled,
but it was too late………
BWAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!! =)
(Im so evil!)
THE END!
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OMG, that sucked! I totally lost
control. The fucking story wrote itself!! It *should* be about Piccolo playing
the video game, and ONLY that! Not some PMS shit! And how the fuck would have
known that Piccolo had PMS! o_O Scary! Oh well….hope you liked it more than I
did…… ^_^ The whole shit got so bad at
the ending! *eats some chocolate pudding* And I do tell you one thing: PMS
SUCKS!!! AND CHOCOLATE DO HELP!!!!
And REVIEW!! Or the PMSing
Sarah will attack you!! *laughs evil* NEVER UNDERRESTIMATE THE POWER OF PMS!!!
=) *sigh*
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