Not All That Christian

by Gem Stoned

What happens when a girl with too much of an opinion gets hold of a computer? Well, this poem is the effect.

Not All That Christian

By Sade

Author's Note: I am sorry if this poem is offensive towards your own belief, but as a "Christian" myself, I had to explain to my fellow believers what can and can't be wrong with our apparent religeon. Please understand where I come from, sometimes things just have to be said.

Me and Jesus were never tight
If we met, we'd probably just fight

God seems a bit stuck up to me,
He says, "Hey people, bow down and worship thee"

Moses seemed like a moron
And Peter seemed drunk with boron

I may not be that religeous
Yeah, the bible seems fictitious

Banish me to hell
See if I care
Your head's probably just not well
Your descisions are never fare

So am I just a hipocrite?
Someone devoid of any witt
Who decided to bore you with this corny poem
Which is less tasteful than a tree's phloem

It's all about going to heaven
Isn't it?
And judgement day shall come when?
Light a fire, burn my soul, gimme your best hit

Anyway, I have to go
Hopefully not 7 feet below
I will say goodbye
That ain't a lie
Because I may not be all that Christian
But atleast I'm on a mission