The Clarinet Song

by Shadarii

A parody of "The Lumberjack Song" from Monty Python. It's deranged, I know!! But that's the fun part.

The Clarinet Song

I'm a clarinet
And I'm okay
I play all night
And I march all day

I know my chromatic scale
A whole four octaves now!
But when I play the high C
Everyone goes OWW!!

I'm a clarinet
And I'm OK
I squawk all night
And I squeak all day

I pride myself on choosing
The right reed everyday!
Delightful as this all is
They break to my dismay!