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Author's note: Here's another Spur of the Moment
Fic, written after having way too much orange soda. WARNING: This fanfic has random/stupid humor that is a product of
the author's warped imagination charged with an overdose of sugar. It also has some mild (very mild) Relena
bashing. You have been warned. Now go ahead and enjoy the fanfic. =^)
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SOTM Fic 2: The Gundams At Night
*In the carrier, after midnight. . .*
Heavyarms: Got any threes?
Other Gundams: Go fish.
*Duo sleepily walks into the carrier, mumbling.*
Altron *to Deathscythe, annoyed*: Your pilot is
sleepwalking again. . .
Sandrock: What do we do??
Deathscythe: No prob, just play it cool. . .
Duo *mumbling*: Relena. . .no. . .get back. . .
Altron: I wonder what's wrong with him. . .
Duo *swatting at nothing*: No. . .no body
glitter. . .get it away. . .oh. . .not the ribbons. . .so much pink. . .pink
everywhere. . .I'm drowning in pink. . .
*Altron and Wing Zero chuckle. Deathscythe groans.*
*Duo abruptly wakes up from his sleepwalk*: Huh.
. .what am I doing here?
Sandrock: You were sleepwalking. *gets smacked by Altron* Ow! What-- *stops
short* --uh-oh. . .
Duo: Oh. . .figures. *yawns and turns to leave*
Well, I'd better get back to bed--hey waitaminute... *abruptly turns around*
Gundams can't talk!!
Altron *whispering*: Way to go, Sandrock.
Sandrock *in an innocent tone worthy of his
pilot*: But. . .I didn't mean to. . .
Deathscythe *whispering to other Gundams*: Don't
worry, just follow my lead. . . *to Duo, in a spooky tone* This is all a bad dream because you had. .
.uh *whispers to other Gundams* . . .what did the annoying blond girl try to
make them eat?
Wing Zero: I think it was something called chili.
. .though I don't understand why Heero was using it as target practice,
especially if they were supposed to eat it.
Heavyarms: Especially considering that it didn't
even crack after he used your Beam Saber on it. . .
Deatscythe *oildrops (instead of a sweatdrop)*:
Ooookay.... *to Duo* This is a bad dream due to what's-her-name's chili. . .
*signals other Gundams to act like it (him?)*
Altron: You've got to be kidding me. . .
Deathscythe: Just do it!
All except for Deathscythe *in the same spooky
tone*: A bad dream!!
Duo: But I'm perfectly awake--
Deathscythe *still spooky*: You must depart from
this place. . .
Others: *making 'Ooooooo' sounds while nudging
him out of the carrier*
Sandrock: Whew! that was close!
Deathscythe: I'll say!
Altron *to Sandrock*: This is partly your fault.
. .
*Before Sandrock can respond, a series of hurried
steps are heard*
Heavyarms: Someone else is coming!
*The footsteps finally stop.*
Sandrock: Maybe whoever it was went away. . .
The Person: Fat chance!
All of the Gundams: It's. . .her!
Altron: The evil blond!!
Sandrock *shielding its "eyes"*: Ack. . .so vile.
. .my virgin optical circuits!!
The Person: Yes. . .it is I. . . Relena
Peacecraft. . . *gets far-off, dreamy look in her eyes * . . .hopefully soon to
be Relena Peacecraft-Yuy. . .
*Wing Zero starts gagging*
Relena *turning to Wing Zero*: I saw that!
Deathscythe: What do you want from us?
Relena *eyes get all big and watery*: You. .
.you. . .you. . .
All Gundams: Just get on with it!
Relena: Sheesh. . .*gets all emotional again* You
were making fun of the special chili I made for dinner!
Heavyarms: Oh brother. . .
Altron *irritated and bored*: Why are we wasting
time like this? I mean, shouldn't we
just blow her into AC 207?
Wing Zero *darkly*: Now you're speaking my
language. . .
Sandrock *oildrops*: Oh dear. . .it seems like
your pilot is rubbing off on you. . .
*Wing Zero immediately flies upwards, does a
henshin sequence worthy of Sailor Moon, and swiftly descends as Wing Zero
Custom and aims his Twin Buster Rifles at Relena.*
Deathscythe: Dude! You've gotta show me how to do that later!
Sandrock *confused*: But. . .that's not possible.
. .
Wing Zero *to Relena*: Any last words?
Relena *starry eyed & in her own little world*:
Oh, to be killed by Heero's Gundam. . .
All Other Gundams: ....
Wing Zero *oil drops*: This. . .is the opposite
of good.
Deathscythe *dramatically*: And now. . .for plan
B!!
Other Gundams: You don't mean--
*Deathscythe nods solemnly and turns around. . .*
Deathscythe *quietly*: They say that no one who
sees a Gundam shall live to tell about it. . . *it proceeds to remove its face
mask* . . .well feast your eyes on this!!! *turns around, crosses its
eyes, and makes a funky face right in Relena's face* BOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA!!!
Relena:
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! *She runs away faster than
you can say "Just Communication"*
Sandrock *mildly perturbed*: That wasn't very
nice. . . *shrugs* What they heck, she deserved it!! *is suddenly confused
again* But wait. . .we don't have pupils. . .so we can't cross our eyes. . .
*goes off into a deep reverie*
Deathscythe: Hey, that was fun--let's do that
again tomorrow night! Besides, I have a
bone to pick with that other blond with the bizarre eyebrows--
Others: NO!!
Deathscythe *hopeful*: Are you sure. . .?
Others: YES!!
Deathscythe *sticks out his metallic tongue
before replacing his face mask*: Hmph . . . party poopers. . .
~*~*End*~*~
