Heero & The Cheese
(A short, two minute piece by: Haru-Haru)

Heero: *stares* ¬_¬

Heero: omae o korosu, cheese!!!

(silence)

Heero: YOU WILL DIE, CHEESE!

Heero: YOU VILE LITTLE THING!

Heero: YOU EVIL CHEESE!

(hours later)

Heero: what power does this cheese have over me? i can't bring myself to kill it!! which reminds
me...who was it that annoys the hell out of me so much that i would like to slaughter her and
cut her up piece by piece...that one who calls my name so much and has the insane power to
yell my name for so long...longer than anyone else? who invited me to that party and i ripped
up her invitation...

Relena: HEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!~

Heero: *shoots relena* now who was that...?