Hmm.... I plotted most of this after I got back from the
dentist. It seems anything I write
involving Wallace is after the dentist.
Odd. Umm... for some reason, the
Digimon are mute. I should be working
on 'Camp with the Digidestined.' Bah,
it can wait.
I own nothing.
Mimi walked down the streets of New York. She was heading home after an afternoon of
shopping. For some reason she was the
only one on the streets.
A black limousine pulled up beside her, and a pair of arms reached
out and grabbed her.
"IEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" screamed Mimi as she dropped he
bags and was pulled into the limo, which proceeded to speed away.
A shadowed figure sat in front of a big TV screen, and he or she
was playing video games. The lights
were turned down low, and the volume was turned up high. Assorted food wrappers were scattered on the
floor, and a few of the items had flys buzzing around them.
The phone began ringing, and the figure appeared to ignore
it. After about five rings, it finally
paused the game and grabbed the telephone,
"What?" it growled.
A low laugh was heard from the other end.
"Hello, Wallace," the person growled.
"What?" Wallace demanded. The person laughed again.
"I have you're pink haired friend," it snickered.
"Umm... I don't know anyone with pink hair," Wallace
commented. The person began laughing
again but it suddenly stopped.
"What?" it asked.
"I said I don't know anyone with pink hair," Wallace said with a
sigh. The person laughed again,
"Maybe this will be a little easier... I have... MIMI!"
There was a long pause.
"You don't know anyone by the name of Mimi either,
right?" muttered the person.
Wallace shrugged as if it could see him.
"Nope," he finally answered. The person cursed silently, and Wallace gasped like an old lady.
"Well then, e-mail your Digidestined friends and tell them
what I told you. Also tell them that
the only way she can be saved is to hand over one BILLION fan girls. Good bye, Wallace," there was another
evil snicker, the sound of something counting down, then a click of the
phone.
Wallace shrugged, and when back to playing video games.
Across the ocean and a while later, the new Digidestined were over
at Takeru's having a tea party. They
were sitting on little pink chairs holding little pink cups while eating little
pink cup-cakes. It was cute, actually.
Takeru was just about to pour Miyako some more tea when the
computer beeped. He stood up and
waltzed over to it.
"I have an e-mail!" he chimed. Everyone gathered around.
"Look, it's from Koushiro!" Daisuke said obviously. Everyone ooooooohed and
awwwwwwwwwwwwed. Takeru clicked the
e-mail and a virus alert appeared.
"Oh my! It's a virus
alert! Thank heavens we know about
it!" said Miyako. Everyone nodded
their heads in agreement.
After reading the e-mail, Takeru returned to his inbox.
"I have another e-mail!" he said, " it must have
come last night while I was asleep."
He opened it and the e-mail Wallace had sent came up.
"It says, 'Hello my friends, today I received a weird call
from an anonymous guy. He said he had
kidnapped a girl named Mimi and the only way to get her back was to hand over
one billion fan girls.'" Takeru read.
Everyone gasped.
"They kidnapped Mimi!" Iori yelled.
"We must save her!" Miyako said, as if it wasn't
obvious. Everyone cheered as the
punched their fists into the air.
"But... how do we get to America?" asked Hikari. Everyone kind of just stood around.
"We could use the Digimon," suggested Daisuke.
"No, we can't fly our Digimon to America," snapped
Miyako. Daisuke shrugged.
"Well..." said Iori, "my Grandfather has a boat
that we could use..."
"Great thinking, kid!" said Takeru, smacking Iori on the
back. Iori fell over from the impact.
"Well... go pack!" everyone walked out the door and
skittered in different directions.
"Bye mom, I'm going to America!" yelled Hikari, as she
ran out the door, with Gatomon under one arm and a backpack slung on her back.
"Hikari! Wait!"
yelled Mrs. Yagami. Hikari slammed the
door behind her and started running.
After about three minutes of running, she stopped at Takeru's door.
At that moment, Takeru walked out the door with the rest of the
Digidestined.
"Well how do we get to the coast?" asked Daisuke. Miyako sighed.
"I guess we could use our Digimon for that," she
muttered. So, seconds later Pegasusmon,
Raidramon, and Halsemon were standing in front of them. Everyone hopped on and the Digimon took
off.
They stopped and picked up The Prune, Iori's grandfather's
boat. It was stocked with an endless
supply of prune juice, but they didn't think anyone would actually drink
it.
After they reached the coast, they dropped the boat, the three
Digimon returned to their in-training stage, and everyone hopped into The Prune.
Since I am a lifeless geek, they made it to America in one
day. Or maybe it was because for some
reason prune juice makes you go really fast.
Either way, after arriving, they hopped on their Digimon and flew to New
York.
Upon arriving in New York, they found Wallace still playing video
games. He paused it and turned around.
"Who's Mimi?" he asked immediately. Everyone sighed.
"Mimi is another Digidestined," said Iori. Wallace nodded his head and stood up. There was a pause as everyone stood there
staring at each other.
"Now what do we do?" Takeru finally asked.
"Well, first off we need to find the evil person's lair. Then we have to beat him up and save Mimi!" said Hikari. Everyone broke into a fit of cheers as they
set down their Digimon and piled out the door.
Three shadows sat in the corner of a dull-lit room, apparently
playing cards. In the center of the
room was a desk with a large chair, turned around so you couldn't see who ever
it was sitting in it.
"Henchman number one!" yelled the person. One of the shadows sighed and set down it's
cards. It stood up, and stepped into
the light. It was revealed to be a
young boy with blue hair.
"What?" he asked, crossing his arms.
"What's your name?" asked the person sitting in the
chair who shall now be called 'he' or 'him.'
"I'm Lee," said Lee.
Wow.
"all right, Lee. I'm
giving you the job of destroying the Digidestined. They must not reach my lair!" 'he' said. Lee nodded and headed towards the door.
"Don't look at my cards," he told the remaining two
shadows.
"So where is he?" snapped Miyako. They were standing in an old warehouse with
a dirt floor and holes in the roof.
"Hey, I didn't say anything about the bad guy. I just said if I were a villain, this is
where I would be!" defended Daisuke.
Iori pulled out a large book and flipped threw the pages, "it
says here that any second now, one of the villain's henchmen should come attack
us."
Almost on cue, evil cackling was heard. Lee appeared on top of a pile of crates that was there for some
reason.
"Who are you?" yelled Hikari, dramatically pointing at
Lee. Lee began cackling again, but then
he stopped.
"I'm Lee," said Lee, "and I was sent here to
destroy YOU!"
"Hey, you're the on that stole Terriermon!" whined
Wallace, stomping his foot.
"So I am... Well,
since I don't really feel like destroying anyone right now... ha!" Lee
threw down a grenade and the room was filled with smoke. Seconds later, various grunts of pain were
heard from where the Digidestined had been standing.
A bit of the smoke cleared, and Lee stood there holding an
electric fan, "Now I must perform the obligatory speech. Ah hem... Evil triumphs over good once more,
Digidestined! MUAH HA HA HA HA HA! Oh, wait.
I'm a Digidestined too... no, I'm a Tamer. Umm... EVIL RULES!" Lee set the fan down, turned, and ran.
"Guys?" groaned Daisuke, from his position underneath
Takeru. The group muttered something
that sounded like a 'what.'
"We suck."
And so, they trained rigorously for the next week by playing
combat video games and memorizing the moves.
Finally they decided they were ready, and headed out to find 'his' lair.
"Whah ha ha ha..." laughed the dark figure in the chair,
"I am so evil. I wonder if
anyone's found their bodies yet." 'He' hit a button on a little control,
and a picture of the empty warehouse came up.
He laughed evilly again and hit another button.
A picture of the Digidestined walking down the street came up on
the big screen. 'He' gasped.
"How can this be?
Didn't you do away with them like you were suppose to, Lee?" 'he'
growled. Lee, we was again playing
cards with the other shadows, laughed nervously.
"Well... you see... umm... I thought I killed them! They must have been faking death, sir!"
Lee stuttered.
"SILENCE!" 'he' yelled, as he hit a button on his little
control. A cage fell down around Lee,
and he screamed as it was lifted into a slot in the wall. The remaining two shadows quickly grabbed
the cards he dropped.
"Henchman number two!" 'he' yelled. The shadows looked at each other.
"Who's henchman number two?" whispered one of the
shadows.
"Well it's not me!
They said henchman, and I'm a girl," the other shadow whispered
back.
The first shadow stood up and stepped into the light.
"What's you name, kid?" 'he' asked. No reply.
"Well?"
"... Taco," the boy finally said. 'He' broke into diabolical laugher.
"What kind of name is Taco?" 'he' asked, still
laughing.
"Actually, my name is Takato. I get a dollar for saying that!" Takato said, smiling.
"Umm... yes. Now
Takato, go destroy the Digidestined!" 'he' began laughing again.
"Don't you think it would be easier to just capture them in
that new prison you had installed?" asked Takato, hopefully.
'He' just sat there for a few seconds. "Good idea," 'he' finally said, hitting another button
on the little control. The ground
opened up beneath the Digidestined and they went plunging down. 'He' began laughing again.
"Now they are in my prison!
And the only way to free themselves is to give me one hundred... million
fan girls!" Takato coughed.
"Yes?"
"You hit the wrong button.
Now they're in your lair," Takato corrected.
"WHAT?" 'he' screamed.
Takato dived out of the way as a cage fell down from the ceiling.
"Grr... well, now go get them. And do it right!" 'he' yelled. Takato nodded and left.
The Digidestined were walking down a long hall with metal
walls. There were no doors or windows,
just.... a long hall with metal walls.
"That was really weird how the ground just opened up
underneath us," commented Hikari.
The others nodded in agreement.
"I wonder where we are," pondered Iori, as he stared off
into space.
Daisuke stopped in front of a big sign on the wall. "Welcome to my underground lair,"
he read, "Hey guys! We're in the
lair!"
The Digidestined continued to wall along the long hall with metal
walls. After five minutes of walking,
they finally turned a corner. In front
of them was a wall for no apparent reason.
"Who would put a wall here?" asked Wallace, tilting his
head to the side.
Takeru attempted to climb over the wall, but he slipped and fell
back down. He tried again, but the same
thing happened.
"We could boost Iori over," said Miyako, after watching
Takeru's feeble attempts to scale the wall.
So, Iori was half boosted, half thrown over the wall. He didn't appreciate it very much.
"Hey guys, there's a button over here!" Iori
yelled. He pushed it and the wall went
down into the ground.
"That was pointless," said Hikari, as they continued to
walk down the long hall with metal walls.
"Halt!" yelled Takato, falling down from the
ceiling. He stood up, brushed himself
off, and looked at the Digidestined.
"You cannot get past me," he said,
unenthusiastically.
The Digidestined quickly struck an action pose. Takato just sort of stood there looking
bored.
"You're going down!" yelled Wallace.
"Oh yes, of course I am," Takato said, while rolling his
eyes.
Daisuke yelled something in another language, and the others
jumped at Takato. Within second, they
had him pinned to the ground and screaming.
"We're Mimi?" asked Daisuke, looming over Takato.
Takato swallowed hard, "she's in the heart of the lair beside
'him!'" he cried.
"Umm... All right.
Let him go, dudes," Takato was freed and he went running down the
hall.
"Well, lets go!" said Iori, standing up. The others nodded and they headed down the
long hall with metal walls.
After a while, they again came across a wall that was there for no reason. Iori was
thrown over the wall, and seconds later the wall went down.
"Hey guys! It's a
cart!" said Miyako, smiling. They
all hoped on the cart and drove down the long hall with metal walls.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees... he should be returning any moment
now," 'he' said.
"Heeeeeeeeeeelp!" Mimi screamed. She was sitting in a cage that was hanging
from the ceiling.
The door flew open, and Takato came running in with fake tears in
his eyes. He fell to the ground as if
he had been running for miles.
"They beat me up!" Takato whined, crying more. 'He' grumbled something and picked up the
little remote.
A cage fell down around Takato, and a hole in the ground opened
up. The cage was lowed down, and Takato
began screaming.
"Henchman number three!" 'he' yelled. The was no reply. "Henchwoman?"
The remaining shadow stood up and stepped into the light. It was revealed to be a girl with orange
hair.
"Yes?" she asked, "before you ask, my name is
Ruki."
"Okay, Ruki. Go
destroy the Digidestined," 'he' said, followed by a fit of diabolical
laughter.
"All right!" said Ruki, as she ran out the door.
The Digidestined were still driving down the long hall with metal
walls. They were following a trail of
signs.
"Hey guys, I think we're almost there!" said Hikari,
pointing to a sign that said 'turn back now!'
At that moment, Ruki hopped out from the turn that was up ahead
holding a gun and pointing it towards the Digidestined.
She wasn't really noticed, and they drove right over her.
"You haven't seen the last of meeeeeeeee!" Ruki yelled,
as a cage came up and sucked her into the ground.
Takeru tried to steer the cart around the corner, but it was to
sharp of a turn and it crashed. The
Digidestined gasped as the remains of the cart began to spit sparks.
They jumped out and ran down the hall in slow motion. The cart exploded, and everyone was
plastered up against the wall.
Daisuke groaned and opened his eyes.
"Do... not... enter... guys, I think we're here!" he
read from his spot on the ground.
Everyone stood up, brushed the soot off themselves, and entered the
room.
Upon entering, they found a big chair behind a desk. It was turned around, so they couldn't see
who was sitting in it.
"I see you've made it past my minions, but you wont get past
me without handing over the fan girls," 'he' said.
"Who are you?" Iori yelled, pointing at the chair.
There was a long evil laugh, and a slight pause. The chair turned around and the one known as
'him' was revealed to be... MICHAEL!
"Michael!" gasped everyone except Wallace.
"Why don't I know anyone?" asked Wallace.
"yes, it is me," sighed Michael, "all I've ever
want was a couple of fan girls... but I had none! All you stole them away from me!
Now you will pay..."
A cage slammed down around the Digidestined, and they began
screaming.
"Now will you hand over those fan girls? For if you don't..." 'he'... err...
Michael hit a button on his little remote.
The bottom of Mimi's cage fell open, and she fell out
screaming. A rope fell down and caught
her around the waist, then moved her over so she was positioned above a pit of
bubbling goo.
"What are you waiting for?
Sign!" Michael demanded.
Takeru stood in front of him, about to sign the contract that declared
all fan girls property of Michael.
He was just about to touch the pen to the paper, when a rock
knocked his hand away.
Funky music began playing, and Takato, Lee and Ruki came out of
the ceiling on ropes.
"What are you doing here?" yelled Michael, slamming his
hands down on the desk. The Tamers
laughed evily.
"Payback time!" Takato yelled. They dived on top of Michael and began beating him to a pulp.
Takeru freed the Digidestined that were still in the cage, and
then they all ran over and helped Mimi down.
"Thank you!" Mimi squealed, giving them all a big
hug.
"Well... what do we do now?" asked Miyako. Hikari took her backpack that had gone
unnoticed off and unpacked the tea party.
Everyone that wasn't beating Michael up sat around and enjoyed a nice
cup of tea.
My hand hurts. I played
Nintendo for to long and now I have a big scrape on my hand. Anyways... umm... review!
