Tonight's Episode: Smile Away Reformatory School
On the road there was a bus full of children who had been sent to a reformatory school.
"Uh excuse me. When are we gonna get there?" A boy asked.
"We'll get there right now." Said the driver. The bus pulled over to a huge structure that looked like a prison but was the school.
"This doesn't look a thing like what it says on the brochure." Said a girl.
"That's because it's not." Whispered the driver evilly.
Soon he opened the door and a man wearing a uniform was standing outside. "All right maggots listen up. I'm Sergeant Jack Harris." He started strongly but then spoke softer but still just as evil. "And welcome to S.A.R.S."
(INTRO)
As usual it was morning and breakfast. "Ah nothing like a fresh morning, eh Perry The Platypus." Doofenshmirtz said. "Grr." Perry responded. Suddenly on schedule R.I.C.K. appeared with a new assignment.
"Team we have a situation." He got right to the point. "Is this about the grape joke? Who told on me was it Dudley The Duck?"
"That's not why I'm here." R.I.C.K. said. "Are either of you familiar with the Smile Away Reformatory School A.K.A. S.A.R.S.?"
"Grr?" Perry said.
"Yeah, should we be?" Doofenshmirtz asked.
"It's apparently this sort of summer camp school where children are sent for order and discipline." R.I.C.K. started.
"And?" Asked Doofenshmirtz.
"We believe that there's a conspiracy going on." R.I.C.K. revealed. "Take a look at these videos. These are all kids who have gone to S.A.R.S. As you can see there is something seriously wrong here."
"Creative acts are imitable and dangerous." Said a boy in a dead zombie tone.
"Good children don't make anything." A girl said in a similar tone.
"We have reason to believe the school is behind this somehow." Said R.I.C.K.
"Grr." Perry grumbled.
"Yeah what was your first clue?" Doof translated.
"We need you two to infiltrate S.A.R.S. and find out what they're doing to the kids." R.I.C.K. ordered.
"We're gonna need a camera, a mic, and some disguises." Doof said already planning things out.
Later our two heroes arrived at the school.
"Grr." Said Perry.
"You're right, this place does look more like a prison than a school." Doofenshmirtz agreed.
The two put there disguises on. Perry was wearing a backwards cap and holding a camera. Doof was wearing a suit, fake mustache and holding a mic. He knocked on the door. The one known as Sergeant Jack Harris answered.
"Who are you and what do you want." He demanded.
"Grr." Perry said. Meaning, "Wow he's a charmer."
"Hi there, I'm reporter Jarrod Micks and this is my cameraman Thomas Carl." Doof greeted, Perry tipped his hat. "We came here hoping to score an interview about S.A.R.S."
"Very well, come in." Harris told them.
Soon they were in the school. "So Jack just how is it that you reform students in here?" Doof asked.
"Oh, well, glad you asked. You see we force them to watch tutorials and make them think, inside the box." Jack admitted.
"Taylor! Jones!" He called. Soon two boys who looked zombified showed up. "This is Cody Taylor and Wilson Jones the two were such fun loving and imaginative, fortunately we got to them just in time."
"Grr?" Perry asked. Harris looked confused. "He asked, "What do you mean by that?"" Doofenshmirtz translated.
"Oh well, the way we see it, the root of all children's problems is unacceptable levels of imagination, fun creativity, and enthusiasm!" Jack said. "Our goal here at S.A.R.S. is to crush those dangerous elements and replace them with structure, order and discipline!" He concluded.
"Really."
"Grr."
"Yep. Here we provide all sorts of different exercises. From breaking rocks with picks all the way to hosing them with water. Til they break." Jack said.
"Uh what was that last part?" Doofenshmirtz questioned.
"Oh, uh, nothing." Jack said. "Til they're fixed."
"Well thanks Jack that's all we have time for." The two began to leave. Suddenly Doof sneezed outta nowhere and his fake mustache fell off. "Uh oh."
Jack was stunned. "What the?" Suddenly DNP took off there disguises. "A doctor and a platypus?" Perry put his hat on. "Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Perry The Platypus!"
"Grr." Said Perry.
"That's right." Said Doof.
"Just what are you two doing here?" Harris asked.
"Isn't obvious, we know what you really do to kids and are here to put a stop to it." Said Doof.
"Grr." Perry agreed.
Jack waisted no time and pressed a button. "Security!"
Soon a bunch of guards and dogs showed up.
A dog tried to jump Perry but he used a spray on it that. Heinz was in a scuffle with a guard. Then Doof kicked him away. Perry tail swatted a guard away, but all the dogs ran toward him. He pulled out a dog whistle from his hat and blew it. The dogs covered there ears with there paws and then ran off. Perry smirked.
The guards and dogs were all beaten.
"Job well done partner." Doof said. But Doof spoke too soon when a net snared both him and Perry.
"If you want something done right you gotta do it yourself." Jack said standing over them.
We Now Return To, Doof'N'Puss
Our heroes were now in hole tied to a pole.
"Alright Jack, you got us so you might as well tell us what's going on." Doofenshmirtz told him.
"Alright, Morty come out." All of a sudden a man wearing a blue suit with a mustache came.
"Grr?" Perry asked.
"Morty Williams?" Doof said.
"That's right it's me Morty Williams of the Morty Williams Show." Morty said.
"You see he and I have a deal going. I want power, while he wants money." Jack began to explain.
"So we decided to use children to get what we want." Morty told them.
"How exactly?" Doofenshmirtz questioned.
"We're turning children into obedient slaves." Morty said. "The more kids we have, the more I have for my show, the more I have for my show, the more my ratings boost. And the more my ratings boost the more money I make." Morty said before laughing manically.
"Soon, we'll go after adults. Then eventually I'll, I mean we'll rule the world." Harris declared. "And be rich." Williams added. "But it's too bad you two won't be around to see it." Jack said before snapping his fingers. Soon to guards turned a wheel on a pipe and the whole DNP were in began filling with water.
"Uh oh." Said Doof.
"Have a nice bath." Morty remarked before he and Jack left. As did the guards.
"Grr." Said Perry.
"R.I.C.K. R.I.C.K. can you hear me?" Doofenshmirtz asked.
R.I.C.K. was currently in his cellphone mode and activated. "Yes, don't worry, I'll get you guys out." He said before growing mechanical spider legs and used a razor to cut through the ropes.
Soon our heroes were free and began swimming and floating back up to the service.
"Alright, now we show Harris and Williams what we do to greedy power hungry villains like them." Doof declared.
"Grr." Perry agreed.
Morty was getting ready for another segment. "Time for another S.A.R.S. review on my show, those zombified brats are gonna make me one rich man. And with Dr. Dimwit dunce and his pathetic platypus partner outta the way nothing can stop me.
"Oh I wouldn't be so sure about that." Said a voice.
Morty soon looked and saw Doofenshmirtz in front of him and Perry appeared behind him.
"Oh no. About what I just said." But he didn't get a chance to finish as our heroes tackled him.
Meanwhile Jack was brainwashing kids..
They were forcing the kids to watch videos that made them believe creativity was bad. The kids also had there imagination sucked out of them via brain sucking tubes.
Suddenly a fedora flew around and broke the screen. "What?"
"Sorry Jack but we're shutting this prison of a school down, permanently." Doofenshmirtz said as he and Perry confronted him and R.I.C.K. was carrying a now tied up Morty.
"I don't know how you two escaped, but you won't stop me now." Harris said. He and Doof began to clash, sharing a few punches and kicks. Soon Perry came and smashed his beak on Harris's back a few times. Harris managed to grab Perry and throw him off of himself. He and Doof resumed there conflict. Perry soon noticed the controls for the brain sucking device and got an idea.
Soon R.I.C.K. appeared and helped Doofenshmirtz fight Harris. Suddenly Perry whistled to get all there attention. They saw that he had reversed the brain sucking devices and gave the kids back their creativity and imagination.
"No! You'll pay for this." Jack said before going for Perry. But Perry simply punched him away and R.I.C.K. tied him up.
Soon O.W.C.A. Agents appeared and began apprehending Harris, Williams, and everyone else involved.
"Well boys, a job well done. Harris and Williams are going to O.W.C.A.-TRAZ, the kids all over the Tri-State Area who were in S.A.R.S. are being taken to get help, and we go home heroes."
"Yep." Doofenshmirtz said.
"Oh and by the way Doofenshmirtz you have a complaint." R.I.C.K. revealed.
"What?" Doofenshmirtz said.
"Something about grapes." R.I.C.K. explained.
Doofenshmirtz had a sudden realization.
"So it was, Dudley." He glared at said duck who smirked at him.
THE END