wwf training school
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one day at . wwf training school a place where little kids3, 4 and 5 they have high school and middle school training schools to they help you learn to be a wwf super star and read and write.the teacher said"its time fo role call""mathew""here"jeffrey""not here ha ha ha""Dwayne ""shutup jabroni the name is rock and when I get older Im gonna kick your a** just like my dad""mark calloway mark they saw mark on his powerwheels motorcycle riding in he said"the deadboys here""okay glenn glenn'Im not talking untill mark says sorry for what he did"'okay i guess your here amy"yah Im here'' amy said whilegiving jeff a wedgie.''adam jay''''were like totaly here teach you so reek of awesomeness''''erin''''yah Im here''''ron bradshaw"''were here''they said while playing cards and drinking beer.''sollofa''help Im stuck in my blocks help me!''okay about everyones here''. ''now lets put on your outfits '' soon everyone came out in a outfit. jeff was constantly annoying dwayne ''you better shutup jabroni before I take this erasier turn it sideways nd stick it up your candied a** '' ''dwayne how many times do I have to tell you dont use that kind of language in school'' I told you dont call me dwayne its the rock and if you do it agai Im a take this pencial turn it sideways shine it up real nice and shove it up your candied a**.''go sit in sit coner'' ''all man you b****'' rock said quietly ''now its time for every one to tell me your names'' they did kane was 4'2 at the age of 5 so was his cousin the undertaker.Jeff was fingerpainting when he spilled some on his hair and said "wow I look real good with multicolored hair.""Jeff go wash that out now''"no it looks good""looks good my a**" Matt go sit in the corner with dwayne""thats it"the rock said as he attempted to shove a pencial up the teachers a** but was held back by security guards."okay rock Im calling your mother""no not my mother""than sit back in tht corner""its time for the talent thingy first up will be kane""okay (breath)Im gonna sing(breath) I will always love you(breath)by whitney houston. And Iyaiyaiyai will always love(breath)youohohohoh.he sang every one clapped some because they liked it others for safety.Jeff was a funny looking kid he was 3 and couldnt read yet.mark said,"well Im gonna eheading out now on my motorcycle in all alright" "mark get your a** back in here ""damn teacher if you let me in here Il shave your hairy legs clean your cheesy toes and never mid Ill just wont do anything just let me go""mark go park your kester in that corner next to dwayne""I told you not to call me that time to die teacher hahaha"the rock said as he took some erasiers and chalk turned em sideways shined them up ith glue and shoved them up the teachers a** he popped some chalk together and said"glenn mark lets go"right behind you rock""can ha ha ha I come(snorted)jeff yelled happily"NO!"everyone yelled so everyone left jeff allalone in school he was there for about 6 hours when his dad picked him up"jeff are you okay matt told me you got ran over""well I wasnt""to bad ""matt saud quietly. 15 years later they were all going to the wwf training high school jeff now dyed his hair weekly.kane and undertaker lived in a place like hell a toe down shak in the moddle of nowhere that was busted up "mark why are we still living here cant we move""nall man the rent is real cheap""well if we dont move ill take your bike""no you wont""please ill give you golden matches""realy""no these are mine""fine""at school jeff was jumping rope with adam and jay singing cindertella dressed in yellow ""shutup and geet you asses in her its class time.""okay mister rock sir"jeff said stupidly in class jeff had to do a report on what he will do when he is a real wrestler he was shy so he did what matt told him to do when he is nervous imagine everyone in there underwear but it happened the other way around he was in his. at break time kane and taker were arguing about there house "were moving or ill burn you up""Ill shake it off and run you over""ill pop back up and burn you again and again and your bike too""my bike wont burn and ill just get up and run you over untill I break every bone in your body""ill pop all my bones back in place and burn you up untill your just ashes""ill make you breathe me in and kill you from the inside""before you can kill me ill throw you up and feed you to the fish""while im in the fish ill get control over it get a knife and cut you up untill little pieces""ill regenerate and eat you""cant we all just get along"jeff said kane and taker looked at each other than at jeff than at each other again and grinned right before they were about to beat up jeff break time was over""well see you later hardy"taker said"I wouldnt go to sleep tonight if I was you"kane said jeff stood there looking scared.''and jeff dont think we wont come to your house cause we always keep a promise''taker said jeff shivered. when it was night time jeff asked his dad to tuck him in goodnight and turn on his night lite and get klondike for him he went to sleep jeff is a very heavy sleeper. At kane and takers house they were planning how to get jeff ''do we even no where he lives mark''''no but well track him down I ripped a piece of his shirt so all we hae to do is let you smell it and we can find him''''okay so where we coming in at window''''I suppose lets quit wasting time and get going''okay here smell this'' kane smelled it they got their weapons and walked with kane in the front to jeffs house''here we are mark lets go through the window'' as they went through the window they were wearing all black when they got into jeffs room they gave each other grins and picked up the hammer but suddenly matt popped up and said''hey hey guys what you doing''''nothing''they said as they put the hammers behind there backs''it doesnt look like nothing''well we were''''I no what you were doing''''you do''yah''''well it was just a joke'''''no it wasnt you were going to wake jeff up and go to a club without me that hurts'''''oh that well we were gonna get you but we couldnt find your room''''oh thats okay im here now lets go '''''damn''they said as they were being pushed away from jeffs bed''well get you next time hardy they whispered'' while at the club kane insistead that he would buy matt a drink then they got matt drunk they drove him in their car and left him on the side of the freeway then they called a taxi down their and told him to chase after matt when he wakes up. then they went back to jeffs house ''ha ha jeff we got you now'' they said as they picked up the hammers they lifted them up as they were about to hit jeff a dog came from the other room and tripped them.after they shoed the dog out they were about to hit him with the hammer kane screamed''ahhhhhhhhhhh!''''what happened whats wrong kane''''I-I-I-I-I saw a mouse'''''ahh you big baby i thought you were better than that''''im sorry but i just am is not my fault is it gone'''''yah yah now lets get this over with so we can go home I love lucy is coming on''''no I want see gilligans island''kane yelled ''well decide that later lets just kill him and get it over with ''''oh no the light its morning we have to get out of here before he wakes up''''okay well finish this later''the next night after jeff went to sleep kane and taker were already at jeffs house ''okay first things first lets take care of matt we will have no interuptions this time''they went to matts room picked him up by the shirt and dragged him to there car ''hey guys''matt said ''where we going''''well we are going on a little fishing trip''realy wow''pkay get in that motor boat over ther''matt went in and kane took out some wires so matt couldnt control it and pressed the button and turned the bat on and ir stormed away''hey guys come back''he yelled ''hell be back in two days ''kane said''now lets get that dog'' they drove back to jeffs house and put the dog in a bird cage and made sure there were no mice around''okay kane give me the hammers''''uhoh''uhoh what is that supposed to mean''''I forgot the hammers''you idiot''''sorry''they went bak to there house got the weapons and went back to jeffs house but then the light came back up ''dang tommorrow well be ready''the next night matt was still gone they put the dog in the cage and there were no mice''got the weapons''''check''''matts taken care of''''check''''the dog''''check''''no mice''''check''''othen were all ready''''I guess'
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one day at . wwf training school a place where little kids3, 4 and 5 they have high school and middle school training schools to they help you learn to be a wwf super star and read and write.the teacher said"its time fo role call""mathew""here"jeffrey""not here ha ha ha""Dwayne ""shutup jabroni the name is rock and when I get older Im gonna kick your a** just like my dad""mark calloway mark they saw mark on his powerwheels motorcycle riding in he said"the deadboys here""okay glenn glenn'Im not talking untill mark says sorry for what he did"'okay i guess your here amy"yah Im here'' amy said whilegiving jeff a wedgie.''adam jay''''were like totaly here teach you so reek of awesomeness''''erin''''yah Im here''''ron bradshaw"''were here''they said while playing cards and drinking beer.''sollofa''help Im stuck in my blocks help me!''okay about everyones here''. ''now lets put on your outfits '' soon everyone came out in a outfit. jeff was constantly annoying dwayne ''you better shutup jabroni before I take this erasier turn it sideways nd stick it up your candied a** '' ''dwayne how many times do I have to tell you dont use that kind of language in school'' I told you dont call me dwayne its the rock and if you do it agai Im a take this pencial turn it sideways shine it up real nice and shove it up your candied a**.''go sit in sit coner'' ''all man you b****'' rock said quietly ''now its time for every one to tell me your names'' they did kane was 4'2 at the age of 5 so was his cousin the undertaker.Jeff was fingerpainting when he spilled some on his hair and said "wow I look real good with multicolored hair.""Jeff go wash that out now''"no it looks good""looks good my a**" Matt go sit in the corner with dwayne""thats it"the rock said as he attempted to shove a pencial up the teachers a** but was held back by security guards."okay rock Im calling your mother""no not my mother""than sit back in tht corner""its time for the talent thingy first up will be kane""okay (breath)Im gonna sing(breath) I will always love you(breath)by whitney houston. And Iyaiyaiyai will always love(breath)youohohohoh.he sang every one clapped some because they liked it others for safety.Jeff was a funny looking kid he was 3 and couldnt read yet.mark said,"well Im gonna eheading out now on my motorcycle in all alright" "mark get your a** back in here ""damn teacher if you let me in here Il shave your hairy legs clean your cheesy toes and never mid Ill just wont do anything just let me go""mark go park your kester in that corner next to dwayne""I told you not to call me that time to die teacher hahaha"the rock said as he took some erasiers and chalk turned em sideways shined them up ith glue and shoved them up the teachers a** he popped some chalk together and said"glenn mark lets go"right behind you rock""can ha ha ha I come(snorted)jeff yelled happily"NO!"everyone yelled so everyone left jeff allalone in school he was there for about 6 hours when his dad picked him up"jeff are you okay matt told me you got ran over""well I wasnt""to bad ""matt saud quietly. 15 years later they were all going to the wwf training high school jeff now dyed his hair weekly.kane and undertaker lived in a place like hell a toe down shak in the moddle of nowhere that was busted up "mark why are we still living here cant we move""nall man the rent is real cheap""well if we dont move ill take your bike""no you wont""please ill give you golden matches""realy""no these are mine""fine""at school jeff was jumping rope with adam and jay singing cindertella dressed in yellow ""shutup and geet you asses in her its class time.""okay mister rock sir"jeff said stupidly in class jeff had to do a report on what he will do when he is a real wrestler he was shy so he did what matt told him to do when he is nervous imagine everyone in there underwear but it happened the other way around he was in his. at break time kane and taker were arguing about there house "were moving or ill burn you up""Ill shake it off and run you over""ill pop back up and burn you again and again and your bike too""my bike wont burn and ill just get up and run you over untill I break every bone in your body""ill pop all my bones back in place and burn you up untill your just ashes""ill make you breathe me in and kill you from the inside""before you can kill me ill throw you up and feed you to the fish""while im in the fish ill get control over it get a knife and cut you up untill little pieces""ill regenerate and eat you""cant we all just get along"jeff said kane and taker looked at each other than at jeff than at each other again and grinned right before they were about to beat up jeff break time was over""well see you later hardy"taker said"I wouldnt go to sleep tonight if I was you"kane said jeff stood there looking scared.''and jeff dont think we wont come to your house cause we always keep a promise''taker said jeff shivered. when it was night time jeff asked his dad to tuck him in goodnight and turn on his night lite and get klondike for him he went to sleep jeff is a very heavy sleeper. At kane and takers house they were planning how to get jeff ''do we even no where he lives mark''''no but well track him down I ripped a piece of his shirt so all we hae to do is let you smell it and we can find him''''okay so where we coming in at window''''I suppose lets quit wasting time and get going''okay here smell this'' kane smelled it they got their weapons and walked with kane in the front to jeffs house''here we are mark lets go through the window'' as they went through the window they were wearing all black when they got into jeffs room they gave each other grins and picked up the hammer but suddenly matt popped up and said''hey hey guys what you doing''''nothing''they said as they put the hammers behind there backs''it doesnt look like nothing''well we were''''I no what you were doing''''you do''yah''''well it was just a joke'''''no it wasnt you were going to wake jeff up and go to a club without me that hurts'''''oh that well we were gonna get you but we couldnt find your room''''oh thats okay im here now lets go '''''damn''they said as they were being pushed away from jeffs bed''well get you next time hardy they whispered'' while at the club kane insistead that he would buy matt a drink then they got matt drunk they drove him in their car and left him on the side of the freeway then they called a taxi down their and told him to chase after matt when he wakes up. then they went back to jeffs house ''ha ha jeff we got you now'' they said as they picked up the hammers they lifted them up as they were about to hit jeff a dog came from the other room and tripped them.after they shoed the dog out they were about to hit him with the hammer kane screamed''ahhhhhhhhhhh!''''what happened whats wrong kane''''I-I-I-I-I saw a mouse'''''ahh you big baby i thought you were better than that''''im sorry but i just am is not my fault is it gone'''''yah yah now lets get this over with so we can go home I love lucy is coming on''''no I want see gilligans island''kane yelled ''well decide that later lets just kill him and get it over with ''''oh no the light its morning we have to get out of here before he wakes up''''okay well finish this later''the next night after jeff went to sleep kane and taker were already at jeffs house ''okay first things first lets take care of matt we will have no interuptions this time''they went to matts room picked him up by the shirt and dragged him to there car ''hey guys''matt said ''where we going''''well we are going on a little fishing trip''realy wow''pkay get in that motor boat over ther''matt went in and kane took out some wires so matt couldnt control it and pressed the button and turned the bat on and ir stormed away''hey guys come back''he yelled ''hell be back in two days ''kane said''now lets get that dog'' they drove back to jeffs house and put the dog in a bird cage and made sure there were no mice around''okay kane give me the hammers''''uhoh''uhoh what is that supposed to mean''''I forgot the hammers''you idiot''''sorry''they went bak to there house got the weapons and went back to jeffs house but then the light came back up ''dang tommorrow well be ready''the next night matt was still gone they put the dog in the cage and there were no mice''got the weapons''''check''''matts taken care of''''check''''the dog''''check''''no mice''''check''''othen were all ready''''I guess'