Dead Head in a Bottle
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Author's Note: This is sung by one of those bottled heads that the Necromancer gets in Diablo II. Hilde, my Assassin character, keeps finding 'em- so I wrote a song about one. It's a ripoff of 'Genie in a Bottle.'
Disclaimers: 'Genie' belongs to Christina Aguilera. Despite the fact that I *am* improving it by this parody, I don't own it. Too bad.
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Oh I feel like I'm deprived
'Cause now I'm not alive
Gonna be used by
Necromancer now
You're prepping your spells and blowing zombies away
But that doesn't mean that I'll work the right way
Nu-uh nu-uh nu-uh
(Nu-uh nu-uh nu-uh)

Oh uh-oh
The fetishes won't go
Oh uh-oh
Their shaman's saying no

If you want to use up me, buddy there's a deal we make
I'm a dead head in a bottle, you gotta give me a good wake
If you want to use up me, I can save your lousy ass
Just gimme a funeral, and I'll work for your class

The Paladin's using some unholy names
(One more like that, and- his god plays no games)
I'm here for someone
Who needs me
Pick up my jug at the speed of light
I'm ready to kick butt for you in the fight
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
(Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh)

Oh uh-oh
The fetishes won't go
Oh uh-oh
Their shaman's saying no

If you want to use up me, buddy there's a deal we make
I'm a dead head in a bottle, you gotta give me a good wake
If you want to use up me, I can save your lousy ass
Just gimme a funeral, and I'll work for your class

I'm a dead head in a bottle, buddy
Gotta give me a good wake, buddy
I'm a dead head in a bottle, yeah
Come on, come on, come on and use me up

Oh uh-oh
The fetishes won't go
Oh uh-oh
Their shaman's saying no

If you want to use up me, buddy there's a deal we make
I'm a dead head in a bottle, you gotta give me a good wake
If you want to use up me, I can save your lousy ass
Just gimme a funeral, and I'll work for your class

I'm a dead head in a bottle, buddy
Come on, come on, come on and use me up!