Wu Fei was at home.
Alone.
As usual.
Wu Fei was meditating.
Alone.
As usual.
The doorbell rang.
Who dares disturb me? INJUSTICE! Wu Fei thought. Resisting the urge to scream, he got up.
"Who is it?!" he barked at the door.
There was no answer. Cautiously, he opened it.
What he saw struck utter terror into his heart. Wu Fei had never been more terrified in his entire fifteen years of existence.
Relena Peacecraft was standing at his door.
"I baked you some brownies!" she said. He slammed the door in her face and screamed at the top of his lungs.
He knew who was behind this. Wu Fei reached for the telephone, and dialed a number.
I was Heero and Duo's.
"Hello?" said Duo. The tone of his voice indicated that Wu Fei had interrupted something very important.
"KISAMA! Let me speak to Heero!!"
There was a pause. The pause was interrupted by the sound of Heero's maniacal laughter.
"BAKA!" Wu Fei screamed into the phone. "Why is that onna at my door?"
Heero continued to laugh. It was the way he always laughed after obliterating a few hundred mobile suits. It sent chills down Wu Fei's spine.
He hung up the phone, wondering if Relena was still standing at his door holding a plateful of brownies.
Wu Fei decided to see. He timidly opened the door, just a crak.
"WU FEI!!!!!!!" screamed Relena.
She hugged him, dropping her plate of brownies in the process.
"ONNA!!! GET OFF OF ME!! How dare you dishonor me like that!!!! DISGUSTING!!!!"
"oh Wu Fei...." said Relena.
"NO!!! Don't seak to me like that!!!!! Go bother Heero!!!"
"Heero told me that you liked me," said Relena.
"HE LIED TO GET RID OF YOU!!" screamed Wu Fei. Relena didn't seem to hear.
"Oh, Wu Fei, I love you forever...." she said in a dreamy singsong voice.
"THIS IS INJUSTICE! GET OFF OF ME, ONNA!!!" screamed Wu Fei, as loud as he could. He made a mental note to kill Heero if he ever got out of this alive.
Relena had stopped hugging Wu Fei, and was now crying over the brownies she had dropped.
"My brownies are ruined!! I worked so hard on them!!!" cried Relena.
"I wouldn't have eaten those disgusting brownies anyways, onna! Go away!" said Wu Fei.
Relena had stopped crying. She looked up at Wu Fei with her big, irritating eyes.
"I don't care that I dropped my brownies," she said, smiling. Sweatdrops were running down Wu Fei's neck.
"Because I LOVE you, Wu-Wu!" Relena shrieked.
Wu Fei screamed.
He sat bold upright in bed, sweating.
"It was all a nightmare," he said. "A horrible nightmare."
The doorbell rang.
THE END (Or is it?)
NOTE: All these characters belong to whoever came up with them, I guess. Hope you liked it. I wrote it like a year ago.