A/N: Charlie starts to sing when Extermination Day ends and meets her first Human ever in Hell.
Opening
We see a sign that says "Helluva Boss & Hazbin Hotel" we then see an War airship in the background as it is causes destruction and blast away all of Hell's Urban Landscape as it then pointed its gun at the sign and blew it up.
As we now see the sign fell down to pieces. But as we have a overview shot of the sign we now see it has changed. It now reads "Helluva Hotel" as we fade to black leaving the sign on for a few minutes before we fade to black.
Hell; New Year
(01/01/2022)
As we see nothing at first then we then hear someone singing.
(I'm Always Chasing Rainbows; Hazbin Hotel; By Female Voice Over)
(A/N: Just trying to make it like we don't know anyone yet.)
[Female Voice Over]
At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness.
A human is shown falling down from the sky as a rainbow bursts upwards through the clouds.
And to find it, how often I've tried.
We now see a girl crying from some winged and horned Humanoid beings, Angels by the looks of it. As she talks to the person behind her as he has a top hat and it is possibly her father.
But, my life, is a race. Just a wild goose chase.
As we see a Demon shadow that was transparent as we see the father still as he and it at the same time point in the same direction as they told her off. As we pans over to where a figure was pointing at, which shows Hell being circled by Angels.
And my dreams, have all been denied. Why have I always been a failure?
As we pan down we see the girl from before look disappointed as we see a shadow looming over her. Then we see demonic arms and tentacles cover the two of them.
What can the reason be?
I wonder if the world's to blame.
The Earth rotates as many eyes begin to surround it.
I wonder if it could be me.
The Angels, the ... Exorcists are seen smiling deviously as they look down upon the souls they have gotten rid of. The scene turns to black as we focuses on the middle Exorcist's face and halo.
I'm always chasing rainbows.
Watching clouds drifting by.
The scene fades in on graffiti and signs that says "Fuck You, Heaven", "Punishment" and "Your Days Are Numbered" can be seen throughout Hell.
My schemes are just like all my dreams.
Ending in the sky.
We then see a girl heads towards the hotel's balcony we see she is a tall, slender hellborn demon, standing at around 6 feet tall or over. She has long, blonde hair, with lighter blonde highlights, which is tied into a twice-banded low ponytail. Her blonde bangs flip to her left with a curl. Her lips are black and she has rosy red cheeks, Her pupils are red, her sclera is light yellow, and she has thick black eyelashes, both top and bottom.
She accessorizes with a small black bowtie and wears a fitted red tuxedo jacket with dark-red lapels and a pair of red fitted pants. She wears black and white saddle shoes.
She then releases fireworks that signals the rest of Hell that the extermination has ended.
Some fellows look and find the sunshine.
Then a handful of demons are seen checking the area to see if the coast is all clear as they had carpets and put them on the window as another with a demon looking body leans out to see if it's clear and it was.
I always look and find the rain.
Then a demon opens the blinds to her room, revealing the display of fireworks. The camera then proceeds to show a four-eyed demon, as well as a demon was hiding in the shadows, present in the same room as her.
Some fellows make a winning sometime.
Then we see a building that says "Porn Studios" and in the interior we see three Demons. We see a humanoid doll demon then do a selfie with a TV Demon as a insect, a Moth like demon looks at his phone and is not amused when he sees that he got a text from his employee.
As the text said, "Did you get my money, Angie Baby?"
And the person on the other side of the phone texted back. "I'm with John now. I don't get why this needed to happen so soon after the extermination tho, Boss."
Then the moth demon replied back to his employee. "Just do it. No sass. k sugar."
The employee then responds back again. "yes. Val."
The Moth Demon now we know as Val is somewhat happy as he smiles and we see his gold teeth.
I never even make a gain. Believe me.
Then we go somewhere else and we see Two demons check to see if the female demon on the ground was still alive but she was dead and the two proceed to head offscreen as the cannibals waiting nearby pounce onto her dead body. From above we see another Female Demon as she then crosses out Franklin from "Franklin and Rosie Emporium" as we assume Rosie is the female demon who crossed out her late partner.
I'm always chasing rainbows.
A demon can be seen cleaning up what's been left of the extermination as other demons begin to freely walk about in the open. We now see the girl as she cries as we don't know why but it has to do with at The Clock Tower as it resets the timer for the next next year.
[in tears.] Waiting to find a little bluebird. In vain.
She then goes back inside from the Balcony.
Interior
We then look inside as we see it's a spacious room the penthouse to be precise it has T.V., mirror Dresser, couch, bed, bathroom, and bunch of Stuffed Demon toys and the entire room is Red as she really likes the color Red. She then makes her way to the dresser and picks up a sheet of paper as she looks at herself.
???: [To Herself.] Ok, Charlie, you got this. You can do this. You can get everyone to follow in my Idea for the betterment of Hell and they'll love it ... I think? But hey don't worry, I mean Angel's been clean for a while now and hasn't done anything wrong.
As we now know Charlie as she smiles and heads for the door and opens it and leaves.
The Foyer
We then see Charlie walking in from the Elevator from the top of the stairs as she is looking cheerful and happy about today as she looks around and we see Decorations that say "Welcome" and balloons and streamers as she then sees two small goats in front of her as they bow to her.
Two Goat Boys: Master Charlie, your loyal bodyguards are here. [Bows before Charlie.]
Charlie smiles as she knows them as she pets the two on the head one at a time as she is their Best Friend.
Charlie: Razzle... Dazzle... today's the day, I just know it's gonna be different. [Smiles.]
Razzle and Dazzle have similar red fur, long black and red horns, yellow eyes with red irises, and similar suits. Razzle's eyes are reptilian-like with thin vertical pupils, while Dazzle's eyes are larger, with his pupils being round and circular.
Both also possess dragon-like wings, and their tails are long with a tuft of fur at the end of each shaped into a point.
Their "hands" have close resemblance to hooves, and their cheeks have pink spots, as well as what appear to be freckles located beside their eyes. Razzle appears to have a normal looking tongue, while Dazzle has a more snake-like one.
Razzle's fur is a light shade of red, while the stripe going down his snout is darker red in comparison, whereas Dazzle's fur is the exact opposite: dark red with the stripe on his snout being a lighter shade of red.
Charlie: Now can you two please go get the car and bring it around.
The two wasted no time as they flew away and out the door well one did, Razzle flew into the door as Dazzle played a prank on him as he giggled mischievously at his Twin as he then leaves and Razzle shakes his head to stop the dizziness and goes to find Dazzle. As she smiles as the two leave she is then approached by a female demon behind Charlie.
Charlie: Vaggie. You ready?
Vagatha or "Vaggie" is a slim demon with muted gray-lavender colored skin. Her hair is white and has a jagged, moth-like shape to the cut, with gray-lavender stripes at the ends. She wears a large, ragged dark reddish-pink bow with two long tails on the back of her head, which reacts along with her moods.
Vaggie's right eye has an ivory white iris and her sclera is light pink. Her left eye is missing and is replaced by a dark reddish-pink X on a slate-gray eyepatch, which glows when she is angry or irritated.
She wears a dark pink blouse with a dark slate-gray peter-pan style collar, scalloped trim to the sleeves, and two buttons down the front. Her choker and skirt are the same dark slate-gray.
Vaggie accessorizes with long slate-gray fingerless gloves and long stockings, which are scalloped with white at the tops and the tips of the toes.
Vaggie: Sure thing hun. Do you have everything you need?
Charlie: Yep, I even got a script to remember what I say.
Vaggie: That's good. Now we should–
[Elevator Ding.]
The two then hear the Elevator close as it goes all the way to the top.
Charlie: Uh, is Angel still here?
Vaggie: [Serious.] No, he isn't.
Vaggie then proceeded to grab a Harpoon from the Receptionist Desk and point it at the Elevator.
Vaggie: Charlie Hide.
She listened to Vaggie as she then looks to hides behind the chair as she almost trips from the carpet that they didn't smooth down and proceeded to hide. As Vaggie points the harpoon at the Elevator as she looks at the numbers as it heads to one as both looked frightened as Vaggie kept cool. As the needle goes fast and then stops between three and two which confused Vaggie as she then thinks it's a broken Elevator.
Vaggie: [Sighs.] It's just an broken Elevator.
This caused Vaggie to put the spear up and walk away as then the Elevator then crashed down to Level one and blasted Vaggie away as Charlie hid behind the Chair as Smoke and debris was everywhere as it messed up most of the decorations.
Charlie: Vaggie!
As she was scared that her friend was possibly injured but she looked fine as she moans to which caused her to sigh heavy go check up on her but she then hid again as she heard the stairwell door open and she hid again.
???: Ohhh... I hope they get insurance for this. Who knows.
As she looks at this stranger she notices that he didn't look right. He had Pale skin actually, it was more fair skin color, his eyes were Blue as his body was muscular built like a model even his face was model like Charlie didn't know what Demon this was if it was one anyway.
He wore a dark double breasted Vest with black pants and hybrid leather shoes and he accessorizes with a Capital Fedora Hat.
The only thing he seemed to be carrying was his Guitar Case and a sword as it seemed interesting in heading out the door. But before it could leave Vaggie got back up and used her Harpoon to balance herself as she then growls at him as he turns around frightened by her.
???: [Fearful.] Get back! Or I'll – I'll cut you with this sword!
As he wasn't watching where he was going he tripped on where Charlie almost tripped and hit his head on the table effectively knocked him out. As Charlie was shocked as she thinks they killed him.
Charlie: Vaggie, what did you do? [Panicking.] Did we kill Him?
Vaggie: I didn't do anything wrong, Charlie. He was the one that tried to kill me! And wreak the Hotel!
???: [Groans.]
Then Charlie was relieved that he was ok and seemed to be coming out of his daze.
Charlie: Hey are you ok?
He didn't answer as he was knocked out again as the two didn't know what to do.
Charlie: [Panicking.] What do we do?! We've killed somebody on the day of grand opening of the Hotel!
(A/N: Now today is the Grand opening of the Happy Hotel, and you all know what happens at the Interview, and if I'm perfectly honest I find humor in the Unfortunate circumstances of the Main Character to be put through a Crazy Ordeal and accidentally makes things even worse for another Female Main Character. They soon come to an understanding and try to help each other out in their current situation.)
Vaggie: Calm down. We didn't kill him he knocked himself out. just need to hide the body besides it was self defense... right?
Charlie: Right. Yeah, right where should we put him? Guests could be here by the time we get back here?
She then gets a closer look at him and checks to see what Demon he is but to her surprise it was a Human.
Charlie: He's a Human!
Vaggie: What?! That can't be right? Isn't he supposed to be dead in order to be here?
Charlie: I don't know? He should be. I mean I have heard of a few humans actually coming through here once and back but that hasn't happened in few thousand years.
Vaggie: What do we do?
The two seemed worried as then Charlie has an Idea.
Charlie: My Father. Yeah, he can help us out. After the interview at the 666 News. We can send him back to the Human world.
Vaggie: Are you sure?
Charlie: I honestly don't know what he's going to say or do but what choice do we have? I don't know how this human got here but if the Hotel is going to succeed we need my father to help deal with it can you imagine? When all the demons might do to him if they find out he's human? He'll be killed!
As the two look at the unconscious human as the two grab his feet drag him away as both his Guitar and Sword are left in the hallway as we hear grunting from the two.
Vaggie: [Grunts from Dragging the body.] We need to give him a disguise.
Charlie: [Grunts From Dragging the Body.] Yeah ... and I'll have Razzle and Dazzle help out with the Disguise.
Few Minutes Later
Soon we see Razzle and Dazzle and Charlie and Vaggie put on the disguise as everyone except Vaggie seem ok with this.
Charlie: [Pleased.] This will work.
As we see the Human, he is now wearing a white powder on his face and skin on his arms and sunglasses to cover his eyes and Ice cream cones for horns on his head on either side of his hat.
Vaggie: This isn't going to work.
Charlie: We just need to hide him for a few hours and we'll take him to my father. That's all we're going to do.
Charlie then puts her hand on Vaggie's Shoulder as she relaxed and smiles at her.
Vaggie: Ok.
The two then proceeded to throw the Human in the car as he hit his head on the top of the door before they moved it back and then opens the Limousine door and threw him in as they get in as well and drive off.
666 News Studio
We now see Charlie and Vaggie then Carry the unconscious body as Demons seemed to ignore this or don't even care about him as Charlie and Vaggie carry him on shoulder to shoulder as they make it to the front desk as she seemed bored.
Receptionist: [Monotone.] Name please?
Charlie: Um... my name is Charlie Morningstar. I contacted you multiple times for this interview with Hell.
Receptionist: Right... here's your passes.
As she looks up she noticed a third party.
Receptionist: You didn't say anything about a third person?
Charlie: [Nervously.] Oh, uh, last minute addition?
The receptionist looked angry but it didn't seem to care about him as she throws it at the three and went back to her magazine she was reading earlier before she was interrupted by Charlie.
Receptionist: Look I don't care about the extra person so just get out of here before I lose my shit with another one unannounced party in the group.
Charlie: Will do.
As the two carry him still with Razzle and Dazzle behind them as Vaggie can't believe that worked.
Vaggie: I can't believe that worked.
As the four enter the Elevator carrying the Human as he then leaned his head on Vaggie as she didn't seem to like it as she poked his head back as he looks up. With his mouth open.
Charlie: Great first step is complete now I focus on my script while Razzle and Dazzle hide the body.
Razzle and Dazzle: Yes, Charlie.
Then the Elevators doors close going up as we cut to somewhere else in the sky.
Meanwhile Somewhere else in Hell
We now see A sinner has fallen into Hell and has been transformed into a demon. He falls face-first onto the road and is surprised to see that he is still "alive."
Four-armed Demon: Aaaaah! [lands.] Ugh. Huh? [checks himself.] I'm alive! I'm alive-
He then gets run over by a taxi driven by a sinner named Travis which we see a Spider Demon by the Name of Angel Dust as he walks out of the car as the demon Snickers.
Travis: Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!
As we see Travis he is a Demon of the avian variety, with owl-like "ears", facial disc and short, pointy beak. He has dark gray feathers all over his body with black claws for fingers. His torso has a resemblance to a trenchcoat.
His face appears to be a lighter shade of gray, with his left eye having a black sclera with a red iris in the shape of a heart. Lastly, he is seen wearing a black trilby with a gray stripe.
Angel Dust: [pushes his hand through his hair.] Yeah, yeah, listen. [Fixes his hair more.] Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab. [makes a gesture with his fingers and snaps his fingers at him, smiling.] Ya got it?
As we see Angel Dust has a slender build and is the tallest among everyone we know. His fur is white and he has a mop of fluffy white hair that extends from both the front and back of his head, with splotches of light-pink across it. He also has a distinctive and focal light-pink heart pattern on the back of his head. The light-pink outline of a heart also encircles his chest, the bottom point of which extends past his waistband and down to his crotch area.
His eyelids are light-pink and the color extends up to his eyebrows, giving the effect of eye-shadow, and his lashes are dark and thick. His irises are cerise-pink. His right eye has a light yellow sclera, his left eye has a dark sclera. He has a wide mouth full of sharp, pointed teeth and possesses a single golden fang that sits slightly to his right of center, a feature he shares with his boss. He has three cerise-pink dots under each of his eyes, which are intended to evoke freckles, although they are actually another set of smaller eyes.
One of Angel's most noticeable features is a prominent chest. The chest is actually composed entirely of fluffy fur, however, which Angel intentionally pushes up into a breast-like formation with his tightly pinned jacket for show.
It seems Angel's everyday attire consists of a long light pink suit-blazer with horizontal white stripes down the length, reddish-grey miniskirt, and long reddish-grey thigh-high heeled boots, accessorized with a reddish-grey bowtie with a cerise-pink center and a black choker. On his top set of arms he wears long cerise-pink gloves with white detailing at the cuffs, on his bottom set of arms he wear long white gloves.
Travis: Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! Muhehehehehehe!
Angel Dust: [pretends to be offended.] Ouch! Ooh! [turns back to face him.] Such an insult!
Angel then looms over Travis and points at him with all his index fingers.
Angel Dust: Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi" [kisses him.] ,Shnuckums!
Travis: [defeatedly.] Pack a - puh...
As Travis angrily drives off, Angel looks behind him to see a vending machine for his namesake drugs. He goes for the angel dust and just as he gets a hold of it, a random demon runs by and steals his drugs.
Feathered Demon: Yoink!
Angel Dust: [annoyed.] Hey!
Feathered Demon: Up yours, drag show!
A boulder proceeds to fall out of the sky, crushing the feathered demon alongside Angel's drugs. As Angel gasps in horror.
Angel Dust: Oh my GOD! [leans in to pick up what's left of his pack of drugs with a devastated look on his face.] MY DRUGS! [clenches the cloth angrily and looks up.] Damn it!
A war ship can be seen passing by, destroying its surroundings.
Meanwhile inside the Warship
The camera zooms in on the war ship, revealing a snake Demon, Sir Pentious and his henchmen that are Egg demons Known as Egg Boi's as Sir Pentious is laughing as he is operating the controls to his ship.
Sir Pentious: Ahahahahahahahahahahah!
As we see Sir Pentious is a slender snake-like demon. His eyes have a red sclera with black, narrow pupils. He has a wide mouth with sharp, yellow teeth.
His predominant body color is a charcoal grey. He wears a jacket in a matching charcoal grey, pinstriped with yellow.
The open breast of the jacket reveals a yellow underlayer, in the center of which is single cerise eye.
His cobra hood is yellow, tipped with black and features four cerise eye patterns spread across the center. He wears a black bow-tie with a yellow center.
His neck is long and his tail is dark charcoal grey, with thick yellow stripes featuring almost a dozen cerise eyes running down the length of it.
Sir Pentious also wears black fingerless gloves with yellow dots on each knuckle on his hands, and has sharp, cerise claws.
He accessorizes with a large top hat in light charcoal grey, which has a large cerise eye in the center of it and, just like him, has many sharp, yellow teeth.
The top hat appears to be sentient, as it blinks and changes expressions in unison with Sir Pentious.
Sir Pentious: Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial take over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched! No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!
Egg Boi #23: Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!
Egg Boi #666: Yeah!
Other Egg Boi: You really showed them what for! I liked when you [his hand mimics the action of a shooting ray gun.] shot them with your ray gun!
However this caused the Egg Boi to get slapped away by Sir Pentious.
The Egg Bois, as their names imply, are sentient eggs that have small skinny black limbs. It seems that their yellow eyes are actually inside the large crack in their shells and their mouths are an additional crack on the outside of their shells.
Just like Sir Pentious, they wear a yellow shirt under a grey coat with yellow vertical stripes on it and a black tie. They also wear a black top hat with a pink or magenta stripe atop their shells.
Egg Boi #23: I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun!
Other Egg Boi pats him as Sir Pentious ignores them and continue his Ranting as he pressed a few buttons and pulled a few levers.
Sir Pentious: At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of The Pentagram by day's end! And nothing, not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from [squeezes an Egg Boi with his tail.] my constrictive grasp!
An Egg Boi suddenly pops on screen and pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Sir Pent's face. Sir Pent proceeds to swat said Egg Boi aside as all other Egg Boi's were cheering.
Random Egg Boi: Oh, boy!
Sir Pentious: Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Sir Pen-
???: EDGELORD!
Sir Pentious is interrupted by a scream coming from offscreen. Sir Pent and two Egg Bois become surprised before Pentious became offended.
Sir Pentious: [Offended.] Pardon?! Who said that?!
He looks around angrily and eyes the two Egg Bois behind him.
Sir Pentious: What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! [hisses.] Speak up!
The Two Egg Bois: [petrified.] That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman.
Suddenly a small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through Sir Pent's ship. It then lands right between Sir Pent and the two Egg Bois. The bomb proceeds to blow up, leaving red smoke behind.
Sir Pentious: [coughs and hacks.]
As the smoke clears up, the owner of the scream is revealed to be a humanoid cyclops demon by the name of Cherri Bomb as she prepares another bomb in hand.
Cherri Bomb: You lookin' for a fight, old man?! Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I smash it?!
A large pipe falls on top of an already dead Egg Boi, crushing him as Sir Pent and Cherri momentarily look at the carnage.
Cherri Bomb: [grins sadistically.] ...More!
Sir Pentious: Oh! You wanna go, missy?! Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahah!
Sir Pentious is then backed up by his henchmen of Egg Bois.
Meanwhile with Shepard at Kiki's Apartment
(A/N: Sorta giving the downlow on what is happening with the other character's.)
As we see Shepard was looking around and then turn on the news as he was ready to get to his Job that he may or may not get because of the Receptionist sounds like they have someone in mind but then decides to see what was happening on the News.
Shepard: Let's see what's happening news wise today?
As he grabs the remote he then sees The logo for 666 News is shown on a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast. As we see two demons one male and one female.
Demon Anchorwoman (T.V.): Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy.
Katie Killjoy is a tall, slim, pale-skinned demon. She has short, light-blonde hair that flairs out into an almost fan-like shape, with swept to the side bangs. She has rose-red eyes with small, white pupils. Her neck is long, mirroring her thin torso, and she has a large, round head.
She wears a short, rose-red dress with a low-cut sweetheart neckline, long-sleeves, and shoulder pads. When she moves in a sudden way, cracking sounds can be heard coming from her body.
Demon Anchorman (T.V.): And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!
Tom's head is composed of an expressive gas mask, which is his entire face and neck, that has a sweep of ashy blonde hair.
He wears a grey suit with a white collared shirt, what appears to be black gloves, a red tie, and a red pocket square.
Soon we see an image of Sir Pentious trying to be hip, followed by a drawing of Cherri flipping the bird is shown.
Tom Trench (T.V.): Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!
Katie Killjoy (T.V.): That's right, Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!
We then see the two fight, as she grabs an Egg Boi and throw it at Pent as he caught him ... with his mouth.
Shepard: Whoa... she's fiery
Meanwhile at Zepar's Mansion
We then see Fran is eating his cereal as he watches the news as he sees Pent then throw his henchmen as she catches him and breaks him in half and puts a bomb in it and throws it back at Pent as he can't do anything but watch as the bomb exploded in his face.
Tom Trench (T.V.): Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?
Katie Killjoy (T.V.): Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail [as she fishes out a tooth and a nail respectively from her mug of coffee.] for that hot spot!
She then proceeds to swallow said tooth and nail.
Francesco: [Disturbed.] That can't be healthy.
Tom Trench: [looking over at the live broadcast focusing on Cherri figure.] And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! [wiggles eyebrows.] Hoohoo!
Francesco then looks at him in disgust as he narrowed his eyes.
Francesco: Che maiale. (Translation: What a Pig.)
He then continues eating his food and drinks coffee from his mug next to him.
Meanwhile with Jack
As we see Jack in a Janitors closet as he is tied up as he looks around and duck tape around his mouth as he then sees two Demon Goat Boys as he screams for help but falls on deaf ears.
Lightish Red Goat Boy: There, now there is no need to call for help now.
Darkish Red Goat Boy: [Chuckles Mischievously.] Great now we can have fun now but first let's go to the food bar I hear they have [Joyful.] donuts!
Lightish Red Goat Boy: Yes! Donuts!
The two leave Jack alone as he looks at his situation as he is then looks at himself from a mirror as he has makeup on poorly if he might add. He has ice cream cone horns on his head and his face was pale white powdered face and wore sunglasses on his head to hide his eyes. If anything he looks like the Demonized Dead guy from the movie Weekend at Bernie's.
Jack: [Muffled.] You gotta be kidding...
As he looks around and sees he's in a chair as he saw something up top as it was a Lunchbox as he had an smile as he grins at how lucky he is right now. He then bangs the back a few times and then we see the lunchbox "actually" had Demon fingers in there as Jack was grossed out and dropped the box then all its food content was out a bloody sandwich, a bloody thermos, and a bloody knife. The bloody knife this gave Jack hope to get out of here and maybe escape from this hellhole.
Meanwhile with Charlie and Vaggie
We see Tom and Katie continue talking about the news still from the waiting room in the back on the T.V.
Katie Killjoy (T.V.): Haha, you are a limp-dick jackass Tom! Or should I say - [pours scalding hot coffee onto his crotch.] no dick?
Tom Trench (T.V.): [curls over in pain.] Ugh...not again!
As Katie did that to Tom as she seems to like to torture him from time to time on the air, as we now zoom in on Katie and behind her on the screen as it shows a picture of Charlie as Tom can still be heard whimpering in pain in the background.
Katie Killjoy (T.V.): Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break! [crushes her mug in her hand and turns to Trench who's still in pain.] Suck it up, you little bi-!
The news cast cuts off and goes on a commercial break. The camera pans out from a nearby screen, focusing on Charlie and Vaggie as she fixes Charlie's bow.
Charlie: Are you sure he's going to ok where we left him?
Vaggie: I'm sure. [exhales.] Okay! You remember what to say?
Then Charlie then smiles as she then breathes in and out as she happy to do this.
Charlie: [inhales.] Yes! Let's do this!
Vaggie: [in a serious tone.] Just, look at me and I'll mouth it to you.
walks towards the table with donuts on it right next to Razzle and Dazzle.
Charlie: Come on, Vaggie! I know what to say! I just feel like we need to...I don't know, [grabs and throws a doughnut away.] make things sound more exciting! [Gasps.] Hooo! What if I si-
Vaggie: [cutting Charlie off.] -Sing a song about it?
Charlie: You knew I was gonna say that! [boops Vaggie on the nose.]
Vaggie: Because I know you. But, please don't sing! [shakes Charlie.] This is serious!
Charlie: Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!
Charlie stands on the table where Razzle and Dazzle happily munching on doughnuts, watching her.
Vaggie: But, life isn't a musical, hon.
Charlie: Fine. But, I have these other ideas of what to say!
She starts to bounce a bit as she shows Vaggie a piece of paper that was on her dresser earlier today.
Charlie: The highlighted bits are the best part!
She looks at the paper as she noticed all the words are highlighted.
Vaggie: Uh, it's all highlighted.
Vaggie then squints and noticed a few drawings that have unicorns and a Rainbow and under it we see fluffy clouds and a few demons on top of the clouds happy and we see 4 through 6. Number 4 says "Unicorn Kisses", Number 5 says "Dolphin High-fives?" and Number 6 which is circled and important to her, "Sing show-tunes!!!=Happy Ending!!!"
Vaggie: Is this a drawing...?
Charlie: Yes! That's the happy ending, see?! [begins to fantasize.] Everyone smiling and happy in Heaven!
Vaggie then pinches the bridge of her nose as she loves her friend but she can be a bit ... Naive.
Vaggie: I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking points we went over. And [grabs Charlie to face her.] do not sing!
Charlie: Okay, fiiiine. [in a Cockney accent.] I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills!
As she salutes Vaggie as she makes her way over to Katie Killjoy.
Meanwhile with Jack
As Jack got out of the Closet in his new disguise A janitor as he makes his way away from all the demons but then was stopped by another Demon, it was like a Bull but it had red fur and a skull and red eyes and a sleeveless shirt on that said staff as he must work here.
Demon Bull: Hey! Where the Fuck you think your going?
Jack: Uh...
Demon Bull: You don't leave Until you finish up the mess behind the bleachers over there!
The demon Bull seemed to point to where there was a bleachers of demons where they seemed to be focused on a demon with a Gas-mask on and a tall slender lady smoking.
Jack: S-sure whatever you say.
The Bull demon then gave a water bucket and pushed him over there.
Demon Bull: Good. [Hands him a Water-bucket and Mop head and shoved him over.] Now get your ass over there Now!
As he walks away Jack then talks to himself in a low voice as no one else can hear him.
Jack: [Whispers to himself.] These Demons are touchy.
As he walks by with a bucket he passed by Vaggie as she was focused on Charlie and hopes she will do fine.
Back to Charlie
As we go back to Charlie we see she walks over to Katie Killjoy.
Charlie: [nervously.] Hiii! I'm Charlie.
She tries to go for a handshake but seemed to ignore it.
Katie Killjoy: Katie Killjoy. [blows out the smoke of her cigarette.] I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. [throws away her cigarette.] And you can put that away. [gestures to Charlie's hand.] I don't touch the gays. I have standards!
Charlie: Yeah? How's uh... how's that working out for ya?
She turns to look around nervously as she looks behind her and see a sign that says "Hell's #1 News." It was clear that she didn't like Charlie was a Bisexual as she knows that from Charlie's past.
Katie Killjoy: Look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short. [proceeds to poke Charlotte's chest.] You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment.
We then see a billboard of Jeffrey's cannibalism cooking show titled "It's Dahm Good!" can be seen in the background.
Katie Killjoy: You might be some royal big shot, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon "princess" wants to advertise.
Charlie then see Tom as he can be seen shaking his head in disapproval as Katie boasts about her wealth and influence to Charlie.
Charlie: But, I-
Katie Killjoy: [continues to poke her chest.] So, don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!
News Staff: And we're live!
Killjoy rushes back to her desk, holding papers while cracking her neck to the side.
Katie Killjoy: Welcome back! So, Charlotte!
She smiles nervously as a spotlight flashes her way.
Charlie: It's... Charlie.
Katie Killjoy: Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!
She tries to hold in her outburst by clenching her pen. As Jack was in the back cleaning underneath the bleachers as he did his job but he got out underneath it and then focused on Charlie as he now focused on what he was listening to her.
Charlie: Well...
looks around as Vaggie motions her to go on as Jack looks at her interested in her story. Any other person would be wanting to get out of there but Jack felt like he should hear what she had to say.
Charlie: [clears throat and exhales.] As most of you know, I was born here in Hell and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me.
Jack: [To Himself.] Huh... A demon that wants the betterment of everyone here? That's new.
Killjoy didn't care for her apparently but spots a slug and stabs it with her pen, the slug's blood bursts all over.
Charlie: Hell is my home and-
She gets slug blood splattered across her cheek which she then wipes off.
Charlie: You are my people. We... we just went through another extermination.
Jack: Extermination?
As Jack was confused by this as Vaggie is seen giving Charlie two thumbs up as Killjoy quickly starts to lose interest.
Charlie: We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year.
Jack: Slaughtered?
This made Jack confused even more, as he has no idea what was happening in Hell at all as Charlie went on.
Charlie: No one is even given a chance!
She slams fist on table, waking Killjoy up and walks up from Killjoy's desk towards the Audience.
Charlie: I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell?
she walks around the audience as Jack hides his face from Charlie as she walked passed him.
Charlie: Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption?
She then throws her arm around one of the News Cast's staff members.
Charlie: Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!
Meanwhile with Shepard
As he watched the news he seemed shocked that Charlie Hell's princess said that.
Shepard: Rehabilitate Sinners? Now I feel sorry for her. She's gonna have her dreams crushed.
He turns off the T.V. as he then proceeds to go to IMP address he had written down on Paper as he heads out the door.
Meanwhile with Francesco
As he was watching the news but was turned off as the Buttler Sergei then comes in and tells his master what their Itinerary is for the day.
Sergei: Master, I know you would rather do nothing but you should know that we have a huge Itinerary for today to get you ready for training today.
Francesco: Yes, Sergei.
He then puts the bowl in the sink and then follows Sergei to train for his Royal Duties.
The Radio Shack
Her broadcast is being shown at The Radio Shack, which many other demons are also watching by the streets and everywhere else in Hell.
Charlie (T.V.): [starts to lose her confidence.] Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through... temporarily...
At The Kaiju Klub
We see multiple demons there as they watched it and had their own opinions on Charlie's idea of Redemption.
Lizard Demon: Ahahaha! IS this girl for real?! She thinks- [tries to hold in his laughter.] You hear what she thinks?! She thi- HAHA! Ah, she's nuts.
He then proceeded to walk out of The Kaiju Klub with his friends.
Back at The Radio Shack
Charlie (T.V.): I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay...!
The scene cuts back to the demons watching her broadcast from The Radio Shack. A mysterious figure walks up to see her broadcast alongside a bunch of other demons watching and a handful of others.
Back at News 666
We see Jack watching this as he then hears a cameraman Demon snicker at her idea as the Demon he remembered that tried to kill him earlier.
Cameraman Demon: [snickers.] Stupid bitch.
Vaggie then punches the cameraman square in the face as Jack feels like he overstayed.
Jack: [Whispers.] Time to bounce.
He looks around and then see's the word Exit in the back as he makes his way back there as to not draw attention to himself. Charlie looks around, saddened that no one wants to change their mindset that they can't change since their in Hell and their Demons.
Charlie: Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do! ...Maybe I'm not getting through to you.
Razzle and Dazzle are then alerted by some third sense that Charlie's about to sing and that she may need their back-up vocals.
Vaggie: [facepalms.] Oh no...
As Jack was about to leave Charlie snaps her fingers as the room turns dark and a spotlight is shown over a piano that Charlie, Razzle and Dazzle start performing on as Jack suddenly turns around and hears music.
Meanwhile, back at The Radio Shack
We see the Mysterious Stranger and his shadow can be seen tilting their heads curiously as their smiles widen.
Meanwhile, back at the 666 News Studio
(Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow; Hazbin Hotel; By Charlie)
(A/N: I had to segment parts back and forth and write down what happened as I slowed it down as she sped up and Slowed down.)
[Charlie]
I have a dream, I'm here to tell!
She walks away from the piano as two news staff look at each other. As Jack was immediately drawn to her by her voice as he focused on her while holding a mop.
About a wonderful fantastic hotel!
She takes out a new drawing of The Happy Hotel and shows it to others.
Yes, it's one-of-a-kind! Right here in Hell, catering to a specific clientele.
As she boops Dazzle's nose.
[Razzle and Dazzle]
Oooh ooh ooh~
We see Jack then smile as he looks at Charlie as Killjoy is in shock as Trench looks around, confused.
[Charlie]
Inside of every demon is a rainbow!
She throws her arm around the necks of two bird demons*
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile!
As she passes underneath a hellhound's tail she is immediately attacked by Demons as Jack watched this with fear before it turns to awe as this Demon girl just evades every single one of them.
Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac is a jolly, happy cupcake-loving child!
She passed through every danger and hands the masked demon a sparkling cupcake and pats his head as Jack had never felt like this before as he felt strangely connected to her.
We can turn them 'round! [turns to Killjoy and Trench.] They'll be Heaven-bound! With just a little time, down at The Happy Hotel!
The camera pans to the audience where Vaggie stands with a disappointed expression as Jack was still there as well as he was actually ecstatic and in love with her voice that he immediately lost glasses as he wanted to see them with his own eyes instead of behind the sun glasses.
So, all you junkies...
She takes out syringe from a doll demon's head.
freaks...
She then takes a pic with a Siamese twin demon in its cage.
and weirdos...
She immediately fends off a several-eyed blob demon.
Creepers...
stares at a snail demon out the window.
fuck-ups...
She boops a couch demon on the nose.
crooks, and zeroes...
She immediately returns the stolen money to charity from said crooks in a black and white movie screen.
and down-fallen superheroes, help is here!
She then throws her hands behind the necks of two supervillain demons.
All of you cretins...
As She dips her hair into the water by the pier as some demonic fish sees it and swims towards it.
sluts...
She holds out a pair of panties in disgust as the said person was in that chair and looks behind her.
and losers
As she smiles and calls her rival a loser as said person then transforms into a bigger demon with a lot of eyes and mouths on her body.
sexual deviants...
She backs away from the sex offenders.
and boozers...
As she turns to face a depressed demon.
and prescription drug abusers need not fear!
She throws away the drugs a blue demon is taking into a burning trash can as he reaches out to them in sadness.
Forever again...
We then see demon as he lands on a wheelchair and is pushed by Razzle towards Charlie and Dazzle.
we'll cure your sin!
Charlie shows the demon her clipboard.
We'll make you well you'll feel so swell!
Dazzle then injects a happiness syrum as it is labeled right into the patient as he then started to smile.
Right here in Hell, at the Happy Hotel!
As Jack was behind her as she still hadn't noticed him as demons look at her as she briefly turns to her full demonic form. When in her full demon form, a pair of dark-reddish horns protrude from her head and her eyes' sclera turn bright red with slit pupils. As this freaked out everyone except for Jack as he was to entranced in her music. Which is mostly weird as he stares at her without of the Hellish world around him. One thing is clear ... he's either stupid or he just loves music so much he ignores just about everything that is happening.
We then see Razzle continues to aggressively play the piano. As we see Charlie slides over to Killjoy's right.
[Charlie]
There'll be no more fire,...
We then see Charlie make fire with her hand as it appears out of thin air.
and no more screams.
As we see her slide over to Trenches side as we see Sinners Screaming in the background of the news. As we then have a new background as it is blue and she is holding a puppy.
Just puppy dog kisses [She holds a dog close to her face.], and cotton candy dreams [holds out a stick of cotton candy.], and puffy-wuffy clouds [She then cuddles both the dog and cotton candy.], you're gonna be like "Wow!" [The camera pans out showing the clouds forming the word "Wow!"] Once you check in with meee!
Vaggie is seen with both her hands covering her face. As Jack was enjoying the Musical number she was giving but then a staff member as it was the Same demon Bull as before sees him doing nothing.
Staff Member: Hey what are you doing?
Jack: Huh? Uh, cleaning?
Staff Member: Well...
He turns around and we see a demonic transformation as he looked more menacing as he then threatened him.
Staff Member: [Demonic Voice.] get back to work! Before I rip your guts out and make you eat them!
This caused Jack to freak out as he tripped on the bucket and all the powder white stuff dripping off him as the Staff member seemed to be shocked at what he is.
Staff Member: You're alive?!
His face then went to sadistic glee as he then wanted a piece of him, "Literally"!
Staff Member: Ahh, I thought I smelled something living. Looks like it was you. Now time for you to be eaten!
Jack immediately ran under the bleachers as the staff member chased him as a commotion is heard underneath as Jack accidentally hit one of the supporters holding the Audience as it creaking but neither payed attention as they go from one end to another and Jack immediately heads towards Charlie as Vaggie sees him with a horrified expression.
Vaggie: [Horrified.] Oh no.
As she then tries to stop him as Jack seemed to recognize her.
Jack: Oh not you again!
He proceeded to run the other way as the Bull Staff then has his arms raised and ready to grab him but Jack then slipped underneath his Bull legs and ran back underneath the bleachers as the two chases after him with different goals in mind as we go back to Charlie singing.
[Charlie]
So, all your cartoon porn addictions...
She then walks towards us as she confiscates items such as a neckbeard demon's cartoon porn magazine, confiscates a vegan demon's Hellphone and takes a selfie with it, confiscates the spell books and crystal ball of a psychic demon, avoids running into a crucified demon and knocks over two other crucified demons and throws away all the confiscated items off a cliff.
vegan rants, psychic predictions, ancient Roman crucifixions, end right here!
All you monsters ...
She then clenches the hands of two monstruous demons.
thieves, and crazies ...
She points her finger guns over a dog demon trying to steal baguettes from an insect demon whose hood flares open and then eats him.
cannibals...
Charlie then tempts the cannibals with a severed arm on a plate.
and crying babies...
She then looks at a possum mother and her rabid babies, annoyed at her Children eating the mother.
frothing mouths that's full of rabies filled with cheer!
She then pulls a hellhound with rabies close to her and she has frothing mouth as well. As we see Jack continues to run away from the two and hit another screw that connects to the bleachers audience as the two chase after him.
[Charlie]
You'll be complete!
She completes a puzzle demon as the camera pans out.
It'll be so neat!
We then see a wrecking ball demon destroys the puzzle demon as Charlie gives two thumbs up.
Our service can't be beat!
She somehow changed in her doorman uniform. As we go back and see Jack run towards the exit as he opens it he grasps the door handle and holds it with both hands as he pushed through we see it's Exit was a door that led outside of the building as he holds on but the Bull falls through as he sees Jack on the door and screams out and is possibly "dead" again from the fall. He then sees the girl that was chased him as well.
Vaggie: Quick take my hand!
Jack: What?
Vaggie: Take my hand!
Jack was a bit confused as to why she was saving him isn't she a Demon trying to kill him but he was losing one of the top hinges of the door and trusted her as he grabs her hand and she and him pulled him up.
Jack: [Panting.] Thanks.
Vaggie then slapped him in the upside the head.
Jack: Ow!
Vaggie: How did you get out?
Jack: I used the Janitors Knife in his lunchbox.
Vaggie: [Sighs.] Tonto. (Stupid.) Why didn't you wait?
Jack: I was ducked taped and wanting to get out of there! When you get captured and ducked taped then we'll see what you would do in that situation.
Soon they look back at Charlie as she continues to sing even when we cut in between character's.
You'll be on easy street, yes!
She then proceeded to give hugs to three demons.
Life will be sweet [turns to her demonic form.] at The Happy Hoteeel! [she twirls happily in flames as she jumps up, revealing a land made of candies and sweets behind her.] Yeah!
Charlie ends the song, rather exhausted as everyone in the news station looks at her with disgust and disbelief.
Top Hat Demon: Wow! ...That was shit!
Everyone in the audience including Killjoy and Trench begin to laugh at Charlie. Charlie looks crushed and devastated and slumps back down to her seat. There was a boo section in the news and the demons look uninterested.
Blue Flame Demon: [deadpan.] Booooo!
Vaggie: [Sighs.] Charlie.
Jack: What's wrong with them? I found it good.
Vaggie: [Shocked.] You found it good?
Jack: Yeah. I mean it was awesome.
Vaggie was shocked to hear the words awesome about Charlie singing. Little did they know that the third bolt from the bleachers then came off from the weight as the fourth one then struggled to hold it together as the stomping on the Bleachers made it hard for it to hold together as we go back to Charlie's interview.
Katie Killjoy: What in the Seven Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?! [continues to laugh.]
Charlie: Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress!
Katie Killjoy: [feigns shock.] Oh? And who might that be?
Charlie: [tries to look smug and confident.] Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust!
Tom Trench: The porn star?
Katie Killjoy: [turns to him menacingly.] You fucking would, Tom! [turns back to Charlie.] In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube.
Charlie: Oh, I beg to differ! [begins to count on her fingers.] He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now.
News Staff: [offscreen.] Breaking News!
Killjoy then shoves Charlie off her desk.
Katie Killjoy: We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed.
The live feed shows Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Sir Pentious with visible laughter in the background as Charlie stares at the screen in defeat.
Charlie: Oh…shit.
Angel Dust (in the background): I'm a bad person!
Katie Killjoy: "Oh, shit" indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than [feigns a gasp.] porn actor, Angel Dust! What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid, right now.
Killjoy and Trench proceed to laugh at Charlie.
Killjoy and Trench: [Both do Jazz hands.] Ratings!
Charlie: [She stares at the live feed in distress and attempts to block it from the audience's view.] Don't look at this!
Katie Killjoy: Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. [She then looms over Charlie.] Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure?
Soon everyone in room start bursting into laughter. Unaware that the final nut goes and everyone then stops laughing as they jolted in their seats and hear creaking and then a slam and then everyone falls down to the ground and the floor cracked below them and falls through the floor below them and again and again. As then the staff and Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench and Charlie look to the side and see Jack and Vaggie as the Camera crew look at them As Jack looked scared and waved at everyone there as he sheepishly smiles at them.
Jack: Uh... hello...
This made everyone around him shocked to see a human as then Katie then shoved Charlie away and focused the story on Jack.
Katie Killjoy: Breaking News We have a Living, Human Soul right here in our News Studio! And right now he's going to wishing that he hadn't been seen by us and the Staff as we proceed to kill him!
Jack: Uh what?
Soon Charlie got in front of Katie in order to stop her.
Charlie: Don't even think about it!
Katie Killjoy: Why? I think know where this is going for a failure like you [Laughs.]
And everyone and anyone left in the room laughs except for Jack and Vaggie as Jack comes up to Katie and tells her off.
Jack: First of all I mean this with respect your profession but ... Fuck You!
This caused Katie to stop laughing as did everyone else as Charlie and Vaggie see a human stand up to a Demon.
Jack: Your only goal in life ... I mean "Afterlife" is apparently to crush peoples dreams because you are a Shitty Anchorwoman! As for Charlie... I honestly don't know about her.
The Radio Shack
We then see the Mystery demon look at Jack as he tilted his head to the side before watching him from the tv as Jack continues to tell Killjoy off.
Jack (T.V.): I mean I'm sure they kidnapped me and dragged me to somewhere else but honestly. They were doing what they thought was right. I honestly have no idea how I got here but there is no way I'm standing listening to some dream killer demon that has a short temper.
The King of Hell's Home
We then see someone in a chair as he looks at the 666 News as he noticed the Human on the screen and prepares to make a call as he pressed a few buttons.
Jack (T.V.): And besides that You like to bully other people and torture others misfortune. It sorta points out that you had a sad miserable life!
Phone Operator: Hello Hell's Police force?
???: I want all of Hell's Authorities to go to the 666 News Studio and bring my daughter and her friends and this Human to me immediately.
Phone Operator: And who is this?
???: The King of Hell, Lucifer Morningstar.
Meanwhile back with Jack; Studio 666 News
We then go back to Jack as he continues to tell off Katie and defends Charlie.
Jack: And finally! Charlie's Song was Amazing! There was a lot of thought and effort into making that song and I would show some respect to her choices in music. Bitch! [Panting.]
Charlie was in awe as he just said that Charlie's Music was amazing. Katie then grabs Jacks throat and his face turns a bit blue as she never felt so insulted by him.
Katie Killjoy: You know I was going to make it quick but now. I just want to fucking slice you up and Have Tom Fuck your skull!
Tom trench: What?
As To. Didn't like that idea. Charlie watched him being choked as he looks at Charlie and he tries to get air back in his lungs as she didn't know what to do to help him.
Jack: [Choking and Gasping.] Help...
Charlie: Uh... [Looks around and finds a Pen.] Hey Killjoy!
Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench then look at Charlie.
Charlie: How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?! [Grabs Killjoy's ballpen.] ...Bitch!
Everybody instantly stops what their doing as Katie then drops Jack on the Table as he rubbed his soar throat as the two look at Tom and Katie's death stare.
Jack: I think the "B" word is a trigger word?
Charlie: [nervously.] Ehehe... [puts pen back down.] Oops.
Tom Trench then runs off set as he knows that shit is about to go down.
Killjoy's demonic form reveals itself as she looms over Charlie and Jack from the shadows as Jack could only say this...
Jack: [Scared.] Crabapples...
Meanwhile with Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb
We see Purplish red smoke transitions into Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb fighting egg bois.
Cherri Bomb: Heyyy, thanks for the back up, Angie!
Angel Dust: Hahaha!
We see Cherri then fires a rocket launcher at the egg Bois.
Angel Dust: You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages! [puts hands behind his head.]
Cherri Bomb: [launching another cherry bomb.] Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit.
Angel Dust: [lighting a bomb and handing it to Cherri.] Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice.
They both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the field. We see Angel Continues to shoot down egg bois with what seems to be a drum mag M1928 Thompson
Angel Dust: Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... Her words, not mine. [steps on a broken tile, launching an Egg Boi airborne and shoots him from behind as he sighs again.] These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!
Cherri Bomb: [in disbelief, smiling.] Ho-ly shit!
Angel Dust: [looks at the leftover smudge on his finger.] Well, sorta clean.
Angel then destroys an incoming Egg Boi with a wooden Bat as he continues to talk to Cherri Bomb
Angel Dust: Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder!
Angel then gets chained and thrown aside by Sir Pentious.
Angel Dust: Ohh~ Harder, daddy!
This obviously a sexual Innuendo but Sir Pentious didn't get it.
Sir Pentious: [taking it seriously and Gasps.] Son?!
Angel lowers eyebrow as Cherri kicks Sir Pentious to the side as Pent's Snake Hood Flares open.
Sir Pentious: [hood flares open.] Grr! You whores have no classss! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle! [adjusts tie.]
Cherri Bomb: Or the side that ain't dead! [decapitates an Egg Boi.]
Angel Dust: [stands up and removes the chains restricting him.] Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?
Sir Pentious: Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?
Angel Dust: Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?
A sign that says "Loser" can be seen in the background pointing at Sir Pentious as an Egg Boi acknowledges the roast.
Egg Boi: [cups hands.] Oooooh! [ He gets a pebble thrown at him by Sir Pentious.]
Sir Pentious: [enraged.] I'm going to blow you to bitssss!
Angel Dust: [eyes him up and down.] Hm, kinky!
Sir Pentious: Oh, not like that! [hood flares open as a sign that says "Pussy" can be seen pointing at him in the background.] Pervert! [knocks over an Egg Boi.]
Angel notices an egg boi with a tentacle launcher which causes him to push Cherri to the side out of fear.
Soon Angel gets tangled up in all the tentacles as Pent here has a sexual comeback at Angel which he still has no Idea on what are innuendos.
Sir Pentious: Not so cocky now, are we?!
Angel Dust: [unamused.] Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole [limbs gets pulled on as Sir Pentious reveals a drill which jump starts.] TIME! [reveals his third pair of arms carrying a M1928.] And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just sad! *shoots it at Sir Pentious*
Cherri Bomb: So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?
Angel Dust: Eh, [retracts his third set of arms.] what's one little brawl gonna cause?
Meanwhile back at 666 News
We see Charlie and Killjoy can be seen trying to duking it out on each other like it's some sort of WWE match while a fire alarm goes off in the background with Trench entering the scene, covered in flames as Jack screams as he appears to be running away from the Staff that wants to kill him and have his soul.
Tom Trench: WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!
Back with Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb
Cherri Bomb: Glad you haven't changed! [slugs him on the arm.] You know you're my favorite guy to party with!
Angel Dust: You know it, sugar tits!
Cherri Bomb: [takes out one last bomb.] You ready to finish this?
Angel Dust: [takes out Thompson gun.] Born ready, baby!
Angel and Cherri pounce onto Sir Pentious and his army as they prepare to clash, Charlie and Killjoy are still at each other's throats screaming, Trench is still on fire, screaming in agony, Jack looks terrified from the staff chasing behind him. The camera shows all the characters present, screaming as the scene turns silent.
A/N: This is the Longest one I have ever made. It took a lot of information to find out and re read the story and find their weapons and stuff. I changed the middle part as all the Guests there fell through the floor because of the weight issue. But it was the only way to get him noticed in Hell by everyone.