Dr. Sarbosa is in her office tapping on a jar containing SCP-4178. It tries to attack her but it keeps bumping against the glass. "Sorry girl. No mating for you. Which makes two of us." She groans while laying on her desk.

SCP-4178 Description

SCP-4178 are a species of carnivorous arachnids resembling members of the Araneidae family. SCP-4178 possesses the abdomen and wings of a Vespula germanica.

Source: SCP-4178 Document

Dr. Parker enters the room with laptop in hand. "Good morning, Jess."

"Well well, Dr. Parker. You've caught me in a compromising position." She smirks.

"...I was your husband's best man. I wouldn't break an honor of a man."

She seductively walks up to him and grabs his tie. "It's only a problem, if it ever leaves this room." She whispers. Jess pulls him closer, then kisses his cheek. "CHI CHI CHI~!" She happily skips to her desk. "So what's the news, Doc?"

"I requested blood samples of when Jordan and Robert arrived. I've found…very bizarre results." He notices Jess mischievously smiling. "What?"

"Aaaw. You refer to them by their names. It's adorable! And against the rules."

James sighs. "Just look at this. It's Robert's blood cells." He opens the laptop. It SCP-6217-B-4 entities swimming around the blood. Robert's red blood cells swallow the tini rodded entities and absorb them. "This is not an unexpected outcome, as his body uses any influence of the Broken God as nutrients for his metallic skeleton." He switches to Jordan's sample. "Now observe closely." The same tiny rods are swimming around. Jordan's white and red blood cells quickly attack the invaders in a matter of seconds.

"Woah! It's crazy that even his red blood cells join in on the defense." Jess taps the screen.

"I know. Which is why I also requested hair and sperm samples from him as well. This is what shocked me." James switches to the hair wrapping the rods and crushing them. The other displays the sperms working together to destroy the rods completely. They bump each other's head as if they're high-fiving.

"...Did I forget to take my meds?" She checks her capsules.

"Trust me. Even the O5 council were surprised by the results. There's something in his system that attacks anything SCP related entering his body."

"Could it be because of SCP-9834-1?"

James shakes his head. "I don't know. It could be that or…Alex actually succeeded."

The D life

Jordan and Robert are playing basketball against two male D-Class at the courtyard. Jordan dribbles the ball, while the inmates are trying to steal from him. He sees an opening and jumps to bait a block. He succeeds and passes the ball to Robert, who jumps and slam dunks.

"YOSHAAA! We da best! Hug me, brotha!" Robert runs up to Jordan and hugs him. The others click their tongues and leave.

Gene runs up to them. "That was a splendid game!" He claps excitedly.

"As soul brothers and God slayers, our teamwork is impeccable." He leans on Jordan's shoulder.

"I'm not gonna lie, I never dreamed of ever killing an Eldritch abomination. But it feels awesome making the world a better place." Jordan says.

"I-I see. I'm glad you guys are doing a great service to the world." Gene looks away.

Robert pats his back. "Hey man. Don't be so down. Trust me, it wasn't like we went to Disney world. Some fucked up shit. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemies. Let alone my friends."

Gene smiles warmly. "Who are you and what have you done to the goofball I know?"

"That's what I kept saying." Jordan smirks.

"Jesus Christ. I know when to shit my pants and take things seriously, aight!?" Robert complains. The three of them are laughing their asses off.

Outside the Foundation, a white van pulls over. Inside the vehicle are two individuals. One is short blonde hair with a black business suit with a tag that reads 'Donovan'. The other is a red head with red wings and is wearing a stereotypical Cupid outfit. He is currently sleeping.

"Rise and shine, Ez." Donovan shakes his partner awake.

"Huh? We're already here?" He yawns and stretches.

"Yep. You want to go over the mission? You seemed out of it during the briefing."

"Refresh my memory so I don't fuck up again."

Donovan pulls out a document. "The Foundation gave us three specific targets to matchmake. D-9834, D-9876 and D-9982." He shows him the picture of the boys.

Ezekiel whistles. "This man got some sick dreads going on." He looks out the window and sees from the distance the fellas talking to one another. "I can definitely sense a strong love from both D-9982 and D-9876 towards D-9834. However, I can't sense anything from D-9834. Maybe he doesn't feel the same?"

"Regardless, we were instructed to shoot them. So do your magic and make love happen." Donovan gives a cheeky smile.

Ezekiel sighs. "Just don't blame me if it doesn't work out." He grabs his royal purple sniper rifle adorned with a red bow and pink patterned flowers. He steps out of the van and turns invisible before flying towards them.

"I thought I was fucked, but the gangster didn't count his bullets and when he pulled the trigger, it didn't fire. That's when I beat the shit out of him!" Robert laughs.

"You have an exciting life." Gene comments.

"I prefer my quiet and boring life myself." Jordan sighs. Ezekiel hovers above them while he loads his rifle. "Hm? You guys heard a click?"

"Can't say I have." Gene looks around.

"Come on man. You're just being paranoid. We're in the safest place on Earth!" Robert says. The other two look at him weirdly. Ezekiel shoots Robert in the heart.

Before the two could react, he shoots Gene in the heart and he fires at Jordan. Due to Jordan trying to check up on the others, the bullet hits his left shoulder. He screams in pain, trying to stop the bleeding. The other D-Class witness the injured inmates and run inside. The guards don't interfere, as they were informed this would happen.

"That's weird. Why is he bleeding normally?" Ezekiel questions. What he didn't expect is seeing Newi come out of Jordan's chest with the same injury. "What the hell!?"

"Rrrgh!" Jordan is enduring the pain as he checks up on his unconscious friends. "Gene!" He checks for injuries, but can't find any. Gene groans as he opens his eyes. "Are you okay!?"

"Y-Yes. It's all because of your angelic voice." He smiles weakly.

"Hang in there, man. I'm going to check up o-" Gene embraces him. "What are you doing?"

"Please Lord, forgive my sin. But I don't get to choose who to love."

"Seriously. We need to get you checked out. Now let me go." He tries to push him off, but Gene tightens the grip. "Ouch! Fuck man! I'm injured!"

"We can share the pain together." He whispers in Jordan's ear. The constant pain is hurting Newi, making her growl at them.

"Ooooh Newi~!" She turns around to see Robert coming towards her. "My sweet big angel~!" He hugs her, causing Newi to get confused. "You're such a good girl, despite your intimidating appearance. SKI SKI SKI SKI SKI SKI SKI!" He rubs his face on her belly.

"This is getting too weird." Ezekiel says. Newi snarls in his direction. "Woah. Did she hear me?" She spreads her wings and flies towards him. "SHE DID!" Ezekiel quickly retreats. Newi gives chase to the sky, while dragging everyone with her. "Don! Do you read me!?" He communicates through an earpiece.

"I read you. Why are the three guys flying erratically?" Donovan asks as he's seeing with the binoculars.

"Some fucking monster came out of the guy with the dreads and is chasing me! Can't you see her!?" Ezekiel evades her swipes.

"A what!? This wasn't in the record!" He turns on the van. "Hold on! I'm coming!" He drives to follow them. "I give you permission to shoot! We'll deal with the consequences later!"

"It's a Neverending Storyyyyy!" Robert sings while clinging on to Newi.

"I've always wanted our honeymoon to be amongst the clouds." Gene says.

"AAAAAAAAAH! FUCK THIS!" Jordan frees his arms and grabs the chain to pull themselves towards her. He manages to reach her back and holds tight. "Newi! What the fuck are you doing!?" His question is answered, as he notices a transparent Ezekiel. "Is that a Cupid!?" Ezekiel readies the rifle and aims to shoot at her. She dodges the shots.

"This is the best day of my life!" Both Gene and Robert shouts. They lock arms with each other, limiting Newi's movements. Ezekiel shoots, with the intention of hitting the head. Acting as fast as the bullet, Jordan pulls her hair back hard to get hit by her chest instead. They both let out a painful scream and start falling.

Newi loses consciousness and it's up to Jordan to act fast. He angles her sideways before hitting the ground, breaking their right arms in the process. Everyone is knocked out, with Jordan having a hard time breathing.

"...S-Shit." Jordan says in between gasps. He notices Newi struggling to stand. She limps her way to him. She coos lovingly. "Not…you…too…" he finally succumbs to the darkness of slumber. She rips his shirt off, revealing his bare chest. She pulls his bangs up and gasps in horror.

Instead of his face, it's Alex in his younger years. He looks at her with confusion. "You're starting to hear voices again? I'm almost convinced it's schizophrenia at this point." He ponders for a bit. "Although, wacky things have been happening recently in the school." He smiles warmly. "Tell you what? I have to take care of things with James today. Tomorrow I can escort you to the best psychiatrist in the county. All right? Hehehe. Good luck with the cheerleading practice!" Newi lets out a crying wail and starts sobbing.

Donovan finally pulls over. "Ezekiel! Where are you!?"

"I'm right here." Ezekiel reveals himself next to him.

"Oh thank God. I was worried we were going to have find a replacement. Is it me or do I hear someone crying?"

"It's the monster. She was affected by my bullet and she was going to…well she stood there for a moment and now she's letting out the waterworks on top of the dreads guy."

"This assignment gets weirder every time." He sighs. "Let's get these guys back." They both put Robert and Gene inside the vehicle. They wait for Newi to be done. She sniffles, before crawling back inside him. "Is she gone?"

"Yup. She went inside him."

"Okay." A moment passes. "Well? What are you waiting for?"

"Me!? I'm not risking myself to get attacked by her!"

"If she wanted to hurt you, she would've done it. But if you're too scared, we'll both carry him." They both steel their nerves and carry Jordan to the vehicle. "See? Easy." Donovan smirks.

"I seriously need to have a talk with whoever is giving these assignments." Ezekiel sighs. They drive back to the Foundation.