Chapter 68 sister fight protocol (what is this?)
We start off with me sleeping in my bed at 10 am (I like to sleep in) but as I'm sleeping Luna and Luan come into my room moving my bed to the hallway and exit my room and escort's Leni into my room while Lori comes upstairs and goes to her and Leni's room and after she closes the door Luna and Luan brings Leni to the bathroom (my room is closer to the bathroom and as they escort Leni I start to wake up but no notice's until they saw my eyes wide open and sitting straight up and I snap my head towards them scaring them
Me: what's happening? (They all shiver with fear as my power level increases to sizes that only the other's power seem weak compared to me alone) tell me! (glitched entity voice) now.or else I wi-(normal voice) you know what keep doing this I don't care.
I get out of my bed checking my breath (which normally will smell like blood) pushing my bed back in my room and close the door but as the door closes you can here things breaking for a good 30 seconds
Luan: (earpiece) all clear.
Lisa: (earpiece) good everything seems to be-Lori is about to move downstairs!
as Lisa said that Leni leaves the bathroom only to get pushed back into the bathroom again while Lori walk's downstairs
Narrator: 15 minutes later.
I come out of my room jump form the top of the stairs all the way to the bottom only for tape to get in my way
Me: what the hell?
As I start to walk to the kitchen tape is in the way but before I rip it off Lola and Lana walks up to me
Lola: you can't go in there Lori is still cooling down after her fight with Leni.
Me: that doesn't matter to me.
Lana: Lols just let Lori pulverize him.
Me: no can pulverize me.
As I rip the tape off Lori turns to me pissed off with a water tornado forming around her disappearing 10 seconds after but she looks different water wings on her back her hair instead of blonde it's blue and a trident is in her hand
Lori: evolution 1!
Everything stopped and you can hear Author me's voice
Author me: the way evolution works is if you reach evolution 20 you move on to super evolution where you can go from super evolution 1 to super evolution 1 zillion and if you go past that you get your very own god form also the Stranger Things part will continue after season 5 now back to the story.
Everything resumes and Lori throws her trident at me which I jump over grab it and throw it back to her hitting her in the stomach which she pulls out and I pull out Omni in it's sheath
Me: put the trident away Lori Loud or else you will feel pain.
Lori (evolved voice): water burst!
Lori fires a water shaped missile at me which
(Click)
I quickly unsheathed then sheath Omni back breaking the missile
Lori (evolved voice): I'll fucking kill you!!
Me: language!! You bitch!!
Lori runs towards me bringing her trident down to my chest about to stab my heart but I grab it by its edges and kick Lori in the stomach to the wall right next to the fridge
Me: Omni Triple!!
2 more Omni's appear next to me and I throw the 2 next to me sticking Lori to the wall as she is trying to get out but while she try's to do that I walk towards her with Omni and her trident in my hand stopping in front of her raising my power level to less then a fraction of what I'm capable of doing causing her to look at me
Me: why are you and Leni fighting?
Lori (evolved voice): she brought the same dress as me!
Me: that's just some...foolishness Lori Loud it's just a dress. Buy another.
Lori (evolved voice): no! That dress is perfect for me!
Me: ...(sighs)...then you wear that dress for certain things while Leni wears the dress for anything else that is what you should do instead of barricading the house for one stupid thing you will stop wearing in a month. Just have a compromise.
Lori (evolved voice): that's not true.
Me: I'm a guy who can switch genders.
Lori (evolved voice): fine I guess me and Leni can do that.
Lori powers down and goes to find Leni and apologize and come to a compromise while that happens we zoom in to my eyes and you can see them change to blue eyes for a second and I tap the side of my head and my eyes change to black and red
Kotori: (from living room) Blade Kaila needs your help!!
Me: on my way!! (Whispers) shit I need my monster form back.
I go to the living room to help Kaila
Neptune: what's going to happen with Blade?
Author me: something big will happen to me.
Narrator: like what?
Author me: expect for me to deal with my 'other' side while running into Bobby and Ronnie Anne.
Neptune: what 'other' side.
Author me: ...my side that can't no shouldn't be alive a side that I kept from the multiverse my a side I shall never forget... one that will kill without mercy. Now should I get started?
Narrator and Neptune: yes!!
Author me: I can't hear you!
Narrator Neptune and Readers: yes!!!
Author me: that's what I'm talking about!! Now I'll make sure to make it amazing so I don't bore people with that I shall be off see you all next time in Loud House unknown chapter 69 Dragon God of Everything vs Dragon God Demon of Everything!!