:A Tenchi Rap Song:
Ok, pplz now for one of the weirdest rap songs you'll ever read...
*Note: I don't own any of the characters rapping this song*
*room's very dark , you hear the beginning of POP! playing, all the sudden room lights up, ok now I command the TM! cast to sing*
RYOKO: I don't want to sing no f*%$@ rap song!
GABUMON: Do it, and I'll strap Tenchi to a large cube and you can do what you want with him....
*Ryoko changes mind ^_^*
*Tenchi panics and wants to leave the stage, but we won't let him do that now will we...*
*Ryoko grabs Tenchi , in her usual seductive manner, and starts to sing...*
RYOKO: When I move in nice 'n close you slip into a trance, I'll try to seduce at every chance. They say you're scared cause you're just to shy, I say you're scared cause I'm just to fly. I end this combo with a devil grin, cause before the night's over your heart I'll win...
*Zippy sound*
*EDIT!*
*Ayeka interrupts Ryoko's advancements on Tenchi*
AYEKA: In the blink of an eye, I'm live'n in a fantasy, but now that's all a dream, till the day I see that special gleam *snaps out of daydream* But I must say Ryoko, what you do is a sin , but in the end his heart I'll win!
*Ryoko temporarily takes her attention off Tenchi*
RYOKO: That may be true, but as for you, at the rate you're going you'll be ride'n in coach , where as I prefer a more seductive approach! *narrows eyes and looks at Tenchi*
AYEKA: You think you can win him just by giving him all your love!? I say Tenchi likes someone like me sent from above!
RYOKO: Well, I say you should give my way a go, cause I think Tenchi wants someone like me sent from below!
AYEKA: Aww, F*@%$ this stupid rap song , I can't think of anything else to say, ahh, what the hell, Ryoko take it away...
*It's now obvious Ayeka has no knowledge of the cube thing*
RYOKO: That's ok Ayeka quittings all the rage! *mutters to her self* Now if only I could find a way to get Tenchi backstage...
AYEKA: What was that you just said!?
RYOKO: Oh, nothing *mutters again* but I wish you were dead...
GABUMON: SING!!!! , or no cube!!!
*Ryoko panics doesn't want to blow this chance*
RYOKO: Ehh hmm, I've read all the books on how to get your guy hooked , those of course didn't work, so I gave him an offer he couldn't refuse *teleports, and hangs all over Tenchi for the uh umm, well I can't count high* But he replied , No way! this leads me to the conclusion that he might possibly be gay... *looks at the audience in confusion*
AYEKA: How can you say something like that you old hag!!!
*Ryoko pounds her fist in her hand*
*Don't ask why Ayeka's scared of this. Just work with me here*
AYEKA: Hey, it was only a gag!
RYOKO: You probably won't be thinking that when I tell the whole world you're a fag!
*Ayeka gets very mad and runs in her acting room with a star on it, and slams the door*
RYOKO: Hey Ayeka, why'd ya slam the door, oh , and while I'm at it I think Sakuya's a -
TENCHI: Hey , don't say things like that it's not very nice ! And Gabumon, I have a question for you...
GABUMON: Alright shoot away, *thinks* even though I still think you might be gay...
TENCHI: Why do all these girls wanna hang with me, especially the one the that wants ta bang with me?* looks at Ryoko*
RYOKO: What?
TENCHI: I think to myself what da I gotta loose , then I ask why is it so hard me to choose?
GABUMON: Well, Tenchi I have a solution, you won't have to look very far'l just pic Aisha Klan Klan the K'tarl K'tarl....
Ok pplz I hope that wasn't to stupid.... And yes I realize that was short, and that I was flaming Ayeka and Sakuya. also, that the other members of the TM cast were not in it, but hey I gave lyric writing a try.... So please write a review and tell me if you think I should do more of these? Or if you'd like to flame me be my guest.... I don't mind *Oh, and if you haven't read I love... you wouldn't get this ending* I agree this should've been longer, but hey making things rhyme is a lot of hard work!