Duo(walks on stage):Hey an welcome to my show!!!
Crowd screams.
Duo:Today yall can watch me and my two guests, Heero Yuy and Trowa Barton, make prank phone calls!
(Trowa and Heero walk on stage.)
Duo:S'up guys, I heard OZ is so heavily gaurded now that they'll shoot anyone they see!
Heero grabs the phone and dials a number.
Duo:What are you do-
Heero:Shut-up......Hey Relena....
Relena (on the line):Heero!!!
Heero:Yeah...um...you wanna meet me here so we can go on a date?
Relena:YES!!!Where are you!?"
Heero:Oz....
Relena:Aren't they heavily armed and will shoot me dead if I go near them?
Heero:No,no,no...they um...uh...wanna have...a uh...peace aaggrement...and wanna give us a free wedding ceromony...
Relena:You're marrying me?!Alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'll be at Oz in a second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo:You're evil Heero...
Heero: yeah well...she keeps stalkin' me!Last night when I got out of the shower she was watchin' me through the window!
Trowa:....Hasn't she always stalked you?
Duo:Let's get to the prank calls now...(Duo picks up the phone.)
Audence is silent as they listen to the speaker phone.
Duo:Hello,is this the moonlit bar?
Man:Yes...
Duo: I need to speak to Amanda HugandKiss
Man(talking to people at the bar):I need Amanda HugandKiss.Is Amanda HugandKiss here?
Another man:Yeah I'm a homose-
Duo slams the phone down laughing,Heero's laying on the couch holding his stomach laughing, as Trowa's sittin in a chair laughing.
Heero: I've got one!(picks up the phone)Yes....is this the Starry Night Cafe?
Woman:Yeah.
Heero:Is Mr.Butts there?First name Semore?
Woman: Hold on, I'll check...(in the background)Is Semore Butts here?I need Semore Butts!............Sorry he's not here.
Heero: Thanks
Heero craked up laughing with the other two and the audeince as he hung up.
Trowa picks up the phone:Hello this is the Outlaw bar right?
Teen girl chewing gum:Yep...You sound cute...
Trowa: I'm Chunky Butt, could you please say I'm lookin for Bigg Dicks, darlin?
Girl:Sure sweetie.......I have a Chunky Butt looking for Bigg Dicks!!!
Trowa slams the phone down laughing glancing at Heero who was laughing so hard he was gasping for air.
Duo(laughing realy hard)((every ... =laughter)):Well.....Join us next time....when we'll talk to these two again and Oz,.....and...we'll see what....happened to......Relena.............
Crowd screams.
Duo:Today yall can watch me and my two guests, Heero Yuy and Trowa Barton, make prank phone calls!
(Trowa and Heero walk on stage.)
Duo:S'up guys, I heard OZ is so heavily gaurded now that they'll shoot anyone they see!
Heero grabs the phone and dials a number.
Duo:What are you do-
Heero:Shut-up......Hey Relena....
Relena (on the line):Heero!!!
Heero:Yeah...um...you wanna meet me here so we can go on a date?
Relena:YES!!!Where are you!?"
Heero:Oz....
Relena:Aren't they heavily armed and will shoot me dead if I go near them?
Heero:No,no,no...they um...uh...wanna have...a uh...peace aaggrement...and wanna give us a free wedding ceromony...
Relena:You're marrying me?!Alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'll be at Oz in a second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo:You're evil Heero...
Heero: yeah well...she keeps stalkin' me!Last night when I got out of the shower she was watchin' me through the window!
Trowa:....Hasn't she always stalked you?
Duo:Let's get to the prank calls now...(Duo picks up the phone.)
Audence is silent as they listen to the speaker phone.
Duo:Hello,is this the moonlit bar?
Man:Yes...
Duo: I need to speak to Amanda HugandKiss
Man(talking to people at the bar):I need Amanda HugandKiss.Is Amanda HugandKiss here?
Another man:Yeah I'm a homose-
Duo slams the phone down laughing,Heero's laying on the couch holding his stomach laughing, as Trowa's sittin in a chair laughing.
Heero: I've got one!(picks up the phone)Yes....is this the Starry Night Cafe?
Woman:Yeah.
Heero:Is Mr.Butts there?First name Semore?
Woman: Hold on, I'll check...(in the background)Is Semore Butts here?I need Semore Butts!............Sorry he's not here.
Heero: Thanks
Heero craked up laughing with the other two and the audeince as he hung up.
Trowa picks up the phone:Hello this is the Outlaw bar right?
Teen girl chewing gum:Yep...You sound cute...
Trowa: I'm Chunky Butt, could you please say I'm lookin for Bigg Dicks, darlin?
Girl:Sure sweetie.......I have a Chunky Butt looking for Bigg Dicks!!!
Trowa slams the phone down laughing glancing at Heero who was laughing so hard he was gasping for air.
Duo(laughing realy hard)((every ... =laughter)):Well.....Join us next time....when we'll talk to these two again and Oz,.....and...we'll see what....happened to......Relena.............