disclamer:I don't own Gundam Wing...even though i wish i did...I mean i wished upon a star and everything!!But i still don't own it!Oh yeah please don't sue me...I don't even buy my own bubblegum...so if you do sue you won't see a penny...
Duo:What's up everyone?!Today on my show we're gonna see what happened to Relena!
Trowa:...Yeah but we won't get shot...
Heero:Huh? Why won't we get shoot?
Duo:Cause we told this dumb pacifist group that if they went to see what happened to Relena with a camcorder that is plugged up to this here tv (a big screened tv shows up from some where.) so we can see what there recordin as they record stuff...
Heero:Why would they wanna do that?
Trowa:Cause we told them we'd stop fightin'
Heero:......wouldn't it be bad if we stopped fightin for the colonys?
Duo: No.... you know how they say that fightin will never end the war so we're playin along with'um...
Heero:...Oh...
Duo:Well here's the pacifists!
woman1 from group:Thank you for finally relizing-
Duo:Yeah yeah yeah here's the camcorder now go!
Man from group:than yo-
Duo:just go!
group:We just wanna tha-
Duo Heero and Trowa:We just want you to go!
group:Alright...
after the group leaves...
Duo(turns on tv):Look there's OZ!
tv sounds:BANG BANG BANG!!!
The screen goes blank as you see the group falls over dead in a large group of dead bodies...
Duo:Well...That was short...
Heero stars at the tv in horror
Duo:Uh Heero...?
Heero still stares in terror
Trowa:...Herro?
Duo: (pokes Heero with a remote)(in Relena's voice):HEEROOOOOOOOOOO I'M HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: AHHHHHHHH HELP!!!(looks at Duo laughing)SHUT UP!!!
Trowa:What was up with you?
Heero:.......Relena....wasn't in the pile of dead bodies....
suddently relena jumps on stage
Relena:Heero!Why'd you tell me you were at OZ?!
Heero:Why aren't you at OZ?(gives her a death glare)
Relena:I was but I drove by here and saw your gundam (Relena hugs Heero)
Heero:gundamit!
Duo:Heero's got Relena cooties!!!(runs around singin it)
Relena:Shut up!I do not!!!(hits Duo with the handle of the gun she shoot lady un's rose with in that one episode)
Relena:Heero loves me!Don't you?(trills gun on her finger)
Heero:(Glares at gun)uh...um...I...
Duo:NO HEERO DON'T SAY IT!!!
Relena:(hits Duo with gun again)Shut up!
Duo:Don't hit the host bitch!!!
Relena:I said shut up!!!(hits him again)Heero don't you love me?
Heero:I...I-I...g-
Trowa:Well look at the time we have to go!!!
Duo:(getting up off the floor)Next time we'll see what Heero say on the next show...and i'll kill Relena...(whispers Relena part)
Relena:I HEARD THAT!!!(hits Duo again)
Duo:Damnit!!!....Bye!
Duo:What's up everyone?!Today on my show we're gonna see what happened to Relena!
Trowa:...Yeah but we won't get shot...
Heero:Huh? Why won't we get shoot?
Duo:Cause we told this dumb pacifist group that if they went to see what happened to Relena with a camcorder that is plugged up to this here tv (a big screened tv shows up from some where.) so we can see what there recordin as they record stuff...
Heero:Why would they wanna do that?
Trowa:Cause we told them we'd stop fightin'
Heero:......wouldn't it be bad if we stopped fightin for the colonys?
Duo: No.... you know how they say that fightin will never end the war so we're playin along with'um...
Heero:...Oh...
Duo:Well here's the pacifists!
woman1 from group:Thank you for finally relizing-
Duo:Yeah yeah yeah here's the camcorder now go!
Man from group:than yo-
Duo:just go!
group:We just wanna tha-
Duo Heero and Trowa:We just want you to go!
group:Alright...
after the group leaves...
Duo(turns on tv):Look there's OZ!
tv sounds:BANG BANG BANG!!!
The screen goes blank as you see the group falls over dead in a large group of dead bodies...
Duo:Well...That was short...
Heero stars at the tv in horror
Duo:Uh Heero...?
Heero still stares in terror
Trowa:...Herro?
Duo: (pokes Heero with a remote)(in Relena's voice):HEEROOOOOOOOOOO I'M HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: AHHHHHHHH HELP!!!(looks at Duo laughing)SHUT UP!!!
Trowa:What was up with you?
Heero:.......Relena....wasn't in the pile of dead bodies....
suddently relena jumps on stage
Relena:Heero!Why'd you tell me you were at OZ?!
Heero:Why aren't you at OZ?(gives her a death glare)
Relena:I was but I drove by here and saw your gundam (Relena hugs Heero)
Heero:gundamit!
Duo:Heero's got Relena cooties!!!(runs around singin it)
Relena:Shut up!I do not!!!(hits Duo with the handle of the gun she shoot lady un's rose with in that one episode)
Relena:Heero loves me!Don't you?(trills gun on her finger)
Heero:(Glares at gun)uh...um...I...
Duo:NO HEERO DON'T SAY IT!!!
Relena:(hits Duo with gun again)Shut up!
Duo:Don't hit the host bitch!!!
Relena:I said shut up!!!(hits him again)Heero don't you love me?
Heero:I...I-I...g-
Trowa:Well look at the time we have to go!!!
Duo:(getting up off the floor)Next time we'll see what Heero say on the next show...and i'll kill Relena...(whispers Relena part)
Relena:I HEARD THAT!!!(hits Duo again)
Duo:Damnit!!!....Bye!