Part Two: Three Authors Can't Help
A/N: All characters belong to J. K. Rowling, not me.
"If we're going to write a fic, we'll need a profile," Harry explained.
So, they created one.
"What's our pen name?" Ron asked.
"Scar Guy, Red Head, and Book Gurl," Harry suggested lamely.
"The Scar, The... we'll get back to that, and The Book." (Hermione)
"I M POTATO." (Ron)
"Bloody Eyeball." (Harry)
"The Dream Team." (Hermione)
"The Dream Team!" all three said together.
"I like it." (Harry)
"Sounds like something Snape would call us." (Ron)
"That's why it's cool." (Harry)
"Okay... Our password," Hermione said.
"Blast off!!!" (Ron)
"Don't be stupid." (Hermione)
"He can't help it." (Harry
"Hey!"
"We'll just use the classic blah-de-bah-de-blah."
"Okay."
"That works. Now... our e-mail address."
"Dreamteam389@aol.com."
"Thank you."
"Our website?"
"Blurrgak.com."
"Bless you."
"No, Blurrgak.com."
"......."
"Trust me. It's Blurrgak."
"Okay, Her-my-oh-nee."
"Now... What should our profile say?"
"Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus."
"Good job."
"Let's write our fic!"
"Let's."
Ron- No! Harry- No! Ron- Nooooooo!- Will you two get a hold of yourselves???- Blurrgak, Hermione. Blurrgak.- Oh will you shut- Harry, where's Crookshanks?- Scabbers ate him- Ron, that's not funny- you made me spill my Pepsi- I loooooove marmalade!- Ow!- What was that? I heard a noise!- That's not funny, Harry- I thought you hated marmalade- Whoa, Ron. Catch up, man- Nagini, how nice of you to come. Would you like some tea- Shut up, Harry- Ow! Hermione!- Ron loves Nagini!!!- Harry loves Moaning Myrtle- When will you two learn to- Oh, no! I forgot to kill Fred's pet iguana- sgfazjkyrjyrak- Ron. LEARN NOT TO HIT THE KEYBOARD- Hermione, he can't help- That's not funny, Harry!!!
The End
A/N: All characters belong to J. K. Rowling, not me.
"If we're going to write a fic, we'll need a profile," Harry explained.
So, they created one.
"What's our pen name?" Ron asked.
"Scar Guy, Red Head, and Book Gurl," Harry suggested lamely.
"The Scar, The... we'll get back to that, and The Book." (Hermione)
"I M POTATO." (Ron)
"Bloody Eyeball." (Harry)
"The Dream Team." (Hermione)
"The Dream Team!" all three said together.
"I like it." (Harry)
"Sounds like something Snape would call us." (Ron)
"That's why it's cool." (Harry)
"Okay... Our password," Hermione said.
"Blast off!!!" (Ron)
"Don't be stupid." (Hermione)
"He can't help it." (Harry
"Hey!"
"We'll just use the classic blah-de-bah-de-blah."
"Okay."
"That works. Now... our e-mail address."
"Dreamteam389@aol.com."
"Thank you."
"Our website?"
"Blurrgak.com."
"Bless you."
"No, Blurrgak.com."
"......."
"Trust me. It's Blurrgak."
"Okay, Her-my-oh-nee."
"Now... What should our profile say?"
"Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus."
"Good job."
"Let's write our fic!"
"Let's."
Ron- No! Harry- No! Ron- Nooooooo!- Will you two get a hold of yourselves???- Blurrgak, Hermione. Blurrgak.- Oh will you shut- Harry, where's Crookshanks?- Scabbers ate him- Ron, that's not funny- you made me spill my Pepsi- I loooooove marmalade!- Ow!- What was that? I heard a noise!- That's not funny, Harry- I thought you hated marmalade- Whoa, Ron. Catch up, man- Nagini, how nice of you to come. Would you like some tea- Shut up, Harry- Ow! Hermione!- Ron loves Nagini!!!- Harry loves Moaning Myrtle- When will you two learn to- Oh, no! I forgot to kill Fred's pet iguana- sgfazjkyrjyrak- Ron. LEARN NOT TO HIT THE KEYBOARD- Hermione, he can't help- That's not funny, Harry!!!
The End