Harry Potter and his Miserable Life

Harry Potter and his Miserable Life

(Chapter 1)

Harry Potter was snoopin around Hogwarts the school of misery. When he found one of his teachers Mr.Perrywinklehead and said to him shut up you evil man.So Mr. Perrywinklehead made Harry Potter go to Albus Dumbledore. When Harry Potter went to Albus Dumbledore, Dumbledore said, "I have no other choice than to pull you out of Hogwarts."

Harry was actually happy about it and kicked Albus Dumbledore in the you-know-what then farted right in his face and frolicked out of Hogwarts Academy of Wizardry.

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