Duo: Hey peop-
Quatre: (runs up on the stage and trips over Selphie) Whoops...heeeheee
Selphie: Teehee!!!
Trowa: Quatre? Are you...drunk?
Quatre:...Just had alittle to much non-alcoholic beer!
Trowa: Oh...Are you drunk, uh... Selphie
Selphie: Huh???
Zell:Don't ya worry!She's always like that!
Duo: Hey! That's cool!!!(says it just to talk)
Heero:What is?
Duo:...that um,uh...That Trowa's lover is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trowa:Wha-!!!(Quatre runs up to Trowa and hugs him)
Duo:See!? (Laughing)
Seifer: Man all of ya are chicken wuss'es! Right Puberty Boy?!
Squall:I wouldn't know 'bout that Mr. I look like a fricking Ken doll!
Zell: (laughing) Yo! Squall said somethin' funny!!!
Seifer:...Well mister puberty boy-that does Rinoa every night-and can't get none! You are now on the list too!
Squall:...That doesn't compute...
Zell: Let's just see what the list is! (snatches thee list from Seifer's two friends) What!!!!!!! The title says...People that will not love me the way I love them??!! Squall Leonheart, Quistis Trepe, Z-(drops the list in horror) Seifer's a fag!!!!! (runs around singing it till bout everyone joins him)
Quatre:(stops running around and singing) Wait! I'm a fag too!(starts crying)
Some girl that loves Quatre/Trowa #1:No you not! Your cute!You and Trowa have a cool relationship!Like Amara and Michelle! (hugs Quatre)
Quatre/Trowa fan #2:yeah!!!!You're so kawii!
Quistis:Oh no!Not more brainless groupies!
Selphie,Rinoa and Relena: We're brainless Brittney fans!!!
Everyone: Figures...
Quatre:(holds head)I think I'm gettin' sober...Damn this is gonna be a bad hangover.(falls into Trowa's arms, who is now sitting on the couch)
Duo:OH MY GOD, QUATRE SAID DAMN!!!!!
Squall: ...So this is what you meant by your romantic dream!(scans list in disgust)
Seifer:...well if you're disgusted bout that why not bout THAT?! (points to Trowa and Quatre)
Squall:...Cause this, (shakes list) involes ME!!!!
Quatre: Shut-up!!!(holds head in pain)
Duo:(playing with little Deathscyte toy and finds Brittney Spears,Christina Agularia, and Mandy More babies.)...la la la oh!Hello Bitchney Spears!Oh you wanna spear through your head?Will do-HEY!!!
Relena:(grabs dolls)Leave the pop princess'es alone!!!
Selphie:Yeah take this!(hits him in the head with her numchucks)
Duo:look at all the deathscyes!Killin Brittney Sp-
Rinoa:Angelo!Butt Bite(Rinoa's dog Angelo bites Duo's butt and won't let go!)
Duo:(runs around with Angelo biting his butt)Get the gundam dog off my ass!!!!!!!!!
Heero:(looks at Duo...) *nothing else to do...*...Mission excepted...Here doggy, doggy, doggy! I will destroy you!( runs after Duo and Angelo shooting at the dog.)
Duo:Don't shoot me!!!!!!(screams as bullet almost hits him.)
Heero:...Stay still!(keeps shootin)
Duo:You try to stay still with a dog biting your butt! And messin up your braid!!
Heero:...I don't have a bra-
Squall:(Jumps in with gunblade and kills Angelo) ...Always hated that dog
Rinoa:(runs over to Angelo crying)YOU MEANY!!!!!!!!(uses angel wing and rips up Squall's leather jacket and accidently makes a mark on Heero's gun)
Squall:(drops gunblade)...You bitch!
Duo:Yeah what he said!
Heero:(loads gun and hands Squall his gunblade) I will destroy you!(starts shooting at her)
Squall:...Yeah, what he said! (summuns Shiva)
Rinoa: No Squall!What about our promise!? (starts crying)
Squall:...What about my jacket?!(still summing Shiva)
Rinoa:..but I love you
Squall:...Whatever...(shiva comes out)
Rinoa: NO!!!I just got a boob job!You'll frezze them!!!
Shiva does her attack and leaves.Rinoa lays on the ground froze.
Duo:Well bye!We got dig a hole and burry that little girl that acts like Relena before she defrosts or whatever!See ya next time!!!!!!