Basically me and my friends being dorks/idiots lol
I GOT THESE FROM AN INCORRECT DOG MAN QUOTE BLOG ON TUMBLR
Enjoy!
Will: *Crashes into me* Sorry I hit the wrong thing *Eye roll*
Me: NO 14 YEARS AGO YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING
Alex: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
Nicholas: That's my girl :)
Gabby: GOD DAMN
Gavin: Nice job
Will: Oh screw you
Me: HAHA
Second One
Nicholas: Shit I failed my test
Alex: haha
Nicholas: Oh SCREW YOU
Me in the Background: WHEN?!
Alex: DAAAAMN THANK YOU
Nicholas: I hate you
Me: THEN WHY'D YOU ASK ME OUT?!
Nicholas: NOT YOU ALEX
Me: Oh
Alex: How dare ye
Third One
Alex at 3AM in the gc he made or me and Nicholas: How do you ask someone out?
Nicholas: Well firs-
Me: Don't ask Nicholas, he asked me out in the school parking lot
Nicholas: AND YOU SAID YES!
4th one
Me: I am the smartest, most powerful-
Will: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine
Me: I paid for my skittles...IM GETTIN MY SKITTLES
5th one
Me: Everyone has a "bad friend" that teaches you a few things. Like how to pickpocket, how to manipulate others, how to pull dangerous pranks, how to throw off a lie detector test–
Gabby: Wait, which of your friends was this?
Me: I am the friend.
6th One
Nicholas: Didn't you say your ex's funeral was this weekend?
Me: I said his funeral was this weekend.
Also Me: I didn't say I would be there :)
7th One
Alex: So you and Ashley kissed at your date?
Nicholas: Yup!
Gabby: Then what happened?
Nicholas: I ran over here to tell you guys.
Alex: ...so she's still at the restaurant?
Nicholas:
Gabby:
Alex:
Nicholas: *runs out the door*
8th One
Nicholas: So me and Ashley were coming back from the movies, and someone almost ran her over
Alex: AND YOU DIDN'T SCREAM AT HIM?!
Nicholas: I didn't have to! Ashley took care of it!
Alex: What did Ashley do?
Nicholas: She chased him to the next red light, reached into his car and-
Me: *Walks into room holding a steering wheel* Who wants a steering wheel?
9th One
Will: The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting me!
Me: The only honest things I can say to you are insults.
10th One
Will: Name one bad decision I've made in the past week.
Me, pulling out a notebook: Would you like the list to be organized by date, location or amount of people injured?
11th One
*everyone is playing Scrabble*
Gabby: I will put down my "A" to make "A".
Nicholas: Okay, I will add on to your "A" to make "at."
Alex: Ooh, nice one! I will add on to your "at" to make "rat."
Me: I will add on to your "rat" to make "biostratigraphic." So that gives me–
Will: *flips the board*
12th one
*in a grocery store*
Nicholas: *frantically speeding down aisle*
Nicholas, to Gabby: Have you seen Ashley?
Gabby: No, sorry.
Nicholas: MARCO!
Me, far away: POLO!
Nicholas: That came from the office section, didn't it?
Ok last one(Imma make a part 2 I've made 13 lmao)
Will: Have I done something to offend you?
Me: Only every time I see you.
JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS LONG
Anyways I'll add Simpley and Alba to the next part(whenever that was I'm balancing two websites here right now and it's driving me nuts lol)
K bye!