This is a fic written out of pure insanity. I wrote this with my little brother and his freinds, and I don't care.
Anywayz, Pokemon, Digimon, Monster Rancher, Salior Moon, Dragon Ball Z and Fritos don't belong to us.
They belong to some very rich Japaneese people and some other guy. So don't sue us!
New York, New York
One day walking down the street the Salior Scouts run into Tai and Goku. They all notice that something strange is going on with Pokemon. A kid that loves Fritos follows them around smacking Pickachu his head with a fish. This really pissed Pickachu off, so he stole the boys' Fritos. Then the retarded little rat ran to Pallet Town to reveal that Professor Oak dreassed in drag. Then the little rat was looking confused
about Professor Oak because he was dressed like a gay man on a corner. So the little rat got scared and ran away. But Professor Oak tryed to catch it
to have it for a little love slave. So after that the little rat found Ash, and Ash cracked Professor Oak in the mouth for tying to fuck Pikachu. Anyways the boy with the Fritos found Pikachu and instead of a fish he hit him with a sludgehammer and the fucking rat DIED!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA Once a lady was sitting on the corner then a guy ask the whore do you want a ride she said shure sike so she pulled out a gun and shot him in the head a police said ok. Then Goku shoved a pawn up Vegeta's ass and called him a punk-ass short-ass bitch. Then Vegeta got mad and flew to New York to find a prostotute because Krillen wouldn't give him any. Goku being his usual dumb self flew after him singing songs from the Little Mermaid. Serena heard this and though it was awfull so she pushed Luna out of the window. Luna crapped herself while flying out the window and it landed in Matt's mouth. He really didn't mind but Davis' sister was stalking him again so he had to hide fast, before the psyco-bitch found and chocked the life out of him. He started to cry like a baby and ran into Piccillo. Matt ran headfirst into his chest and snapped his neck like a wishbone. Then the mightiest of mightiest of PMS queens appeared and her name was Chi-chi. The unholiness of her bitching about Gohan's studies detroyed the world untill Goku, finnaly growing some balls against his wife smacked the living hell out of her.She got up and they had a big fight . Then Ash walked in the house and said hi hunny and Goku said who the hell is he and what is he doing here. Ash said I sleep with your wife and Goku said get the hell outside
and Ashu said ok. So they all went out side and Goku and Ash had
a BIG fight Ash used POKEMON while Goku used his powers .
Then they had the fight and Ash won the battle and Goku was
so pist that he fell down and cryed like a little bitch and Goku's
wife stayed with Ash and they had little Ashes and Chi-chi .And Goku
was Deprest for a wife all his life but he found Misty the syco BITCH. The kid that wrote that wrote that Ash won is on crack anyways Goku wona and he snapped all the pokemon's neaks so if you read this the kid that wrote that Ash won is a MAJOR DICKHEAD so don't belive him OK Bye,.
