A/N: Ok, this is my first fic! This story contains silly sayings from Junie B. Jones and magic from Harry Potter. It is a tad weird. :P
Disclaimer: Junie B. Jones belongs to Barbara Park. Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. Jafar belongs to I guess Walt Disney, as does Tinkerbell and the place of "Cinderella's castle." SO THERE, ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!?!
Harry Potter & Junie B. Jones Encounter
It was a normal day in the Muggle world. Junie B. Jones was outside playing. She saw a broom flying.
"Well, what do you know!" she said, looking up at it. "It's mom's old cleaning broom! And I love pushing that thing around, I tell you!"
And then Harry Potter appeared.
"Oh my gosh, it's a four-eyed monster from outside space!"
"No, I'm Harry Potter!" said Harry.
"Yes!" screamed Junie B. "Yes, you are hairy! You have a big fat black hairy head!"
"Correction: your mom's old cleaning broom is actually my Firebolt. And that four-eyed monster your mentioned is due to my glasses. And oh yeah, you're a Muggle."
"EXCUSE ME, MR.?!? DON'T YOU dare CALL ME A MUGGLE! YOU SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT my FEELINGS TOO, MEANIE MISTER!! I DO know magic, you know."
Then Harry said,
"What kind of magic?"
"I'll show ya," said Junie B. She got a pencil and swooshed it around. "Hocus pocus, babba booba! Now you're a toad!" Harry rolled his eyes all the way up to the ceiling. Junie B. looked up there, too, but all she saw was clouds. Then Junie B. said,
"Where did you come from, anyway?"
"Hogwarts," said Harry.
"Guess what? I know how to sound like a hog, too! 'Cause hogs are related to pigs, and I can sound like one!" Then she started oinking all around the place. "I guess now I can go to Hogwarts, because I fit in with all your hog friends!" She oinked some more. Harry rolled his eyes.
"Don't you understand? Hogwarts is'nt a pig place!" said Harry. "It's a school where you learn witchcraft and wizardry. Then Junie B. said,
"But I do know magic, I tell you! I turned you into a toad, and now you're acting like one!!"
Harry sighed. "Hogwarts is where we learn REAL magic, you know."
"Do you have bad magic or good magic?" asked Junie B. "Because bad magic is like Jafar from Aladdin. And good magic is like when Tinkerbell rides a unicorn through Cinderella's castle!" Harry rolled his eyes and said,
"I have good magic - " but before he could explain, Junie B. started shrieking her thoughts.
"SO DO YOU HAVE A UNICORN?? SO DO YOU HAVE A WITCH'S CAT?? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD THAT ALL WITCHES HAVE CATS! SO YOU ARE A WITCH, I BELIEVE." Then her voice got very quiet. "Except they are kind of scary." And then Harry said,
"Don't you understand? I'm not a witch! Witches are like my friend, Hermione, who's a girl!"
"Hermony?" said Junie B.
"NO!" said Harry, very exasperated. "IT'S HER-MY-OH-NEE! IF YOU WERE PART OF HOGWARTS AND I BROUGHT YOU TO ALBUS DUMBLEDORE, YOU'D BE EXPELLED FOR LIFE!!"
"Dumbledore? Is that a kind of dumb door you walk through? Because I did'nt know doors had brains. So they can't be dumb or smart." Harry groaned. Then he flew off in a fury.
"Sigh," said Junie B. "Now I don't get to be part of that hog-school. So I will never meet a pig in my life, I bet. And I'm not a Muggle, and oh yeah, I DID turn that guy into a toad." Then she imagined a toad riding that broom of his as it flew away.
THE END
A/N: So, did anyone like it? If so, review! If you hated its guts, don't!
Disclaimer: Junie B. Jones belongs to Barbara Park. Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. Jafar belongs to I guess Walt Disney, as does Tinkerbell and the place of "Cinderella's castle." SO THERE, ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!?!
Harry Potter & Junie B. Jones Encounter
It was a normal day in the Muggle world. Junie B. Jones was outside playing. She saw a broom flying.
"Well, what do you know!" she said, looking up at it. "It's mom's old cleaning broom! And I love pushing that thing around, I tell you!"
And then Harry Potter appeared.
"Oh my gosh, it's a four-eyed monster from outside space!"
"No, I'm Harry Potter!" said Harry.
"Yes!" screamed Junie B. "Yes, you are hairy! You have a big fat black hairy head!"
"Correction: your mom's old cleaning broom is actually my Firebolt. And that four-eyed monster your mentioned is due to my glasses. And oh yeah, you're a Muggle."
"EXCUSE ME, MR.?!? DON'T YOU dare CALL ME A MUGGLE! YOU SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT my FEELINGS TOO, MEANIE MISTER!! I DO know magic, you know."
Then Harry said,
"What kind of magic?"
"I'll show ya," said Junie B. She got a pencil and swooshed it around. "Hocus pocus, babba booba! Now you're a toad!" Harry rolled his eyes all the way up to the ceiling. Junie B. looked up there, too, but all she saw was clouds. Then Junie B. said,
"Where did you come from, anyway?"
"Hogwarts," said Harry.
"Guess what? I know how to sound like a hog, too! 'Cause hogs are related to pigs, and I can sound like one!" Then she started oinking all around the place. "I guess now I can go to Hogwarts, because I fit in with all your hog friends!" She oinked some more. Harry rolled his eyes.
"Don't you understand? Hogwarts is'nt a pig place!" said Harry. "It's a school where you learn witchcraft and wizardry. Then Junie B. said,
"But I do know magic, I tell you! I turned you into a toad, and now you're acting like one!!"
Harry sighed. "Hogwarts is where we learn REAL magic, you know."
"Do you have bad magic or good magic?" asked Junie B. "Because bad magic is like Jafar from Aladdin. And good magic is like when Tinkerbell rides a unicorn through Cinderella's castle!" Harry rolled his eyes and said,
"I have good magic - " but before he could explain, Junie B. started shrieking her thoughts.
"SO DO YOU HAVE A UNICORN?? SO DO YOU HAVE A WITCH'S CAT?? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD THAT ALL WITCHES HAVE CATS! SO YOU ARE A WITCH, I BELIEVE." Then her voice got very quiet. "Except they are kind of scary." And then Harry said,
"Don't you understand? I'm not a witch! Witches are like my friend, Hermione, who's a girl!"
"Hermony?" said Junie B.
"NO!" said Harry, very exasperated. "IT'S HER-MY-OH-NEE! IF YOU WERE PART OF HOGWARTS AND I BROUGHT YOU TO ALBUS DUMBLEDORE, YOU'D BE EXPELLED FOR LIFE!!"
"Dumbledore? Is that a kind of dumb door you walk through? Because I did'nt know doors had brains. So they can't be dumb or smart." Harry groaned. Then he flew off in a fury.
"Sigh," said Junie B. "Now I don't get to be part of that hog-school. So I will never meet a pig in my life, I bet. And I'm not a Muggle, and oh yeah, I DID turn that guy into a toad." Then she imagined a toad riding that broom of his as it flew away.
THE END
A/N: So, did anyone like it? If so, review! If you hated its guts, don't!