A/N: I got it all sorted now. Postage will still be haphazard because of my own nature, but I got everything fixed in my head on how the story will go. Even brief plans with the Steven Universe movie after I get everything before it done.

Safe to say that none of the gems in the room were able to place a finger on me, thus making it so that I would not have to teach my little disappearing technique to any of them. It was rather cruel that I put them in such an unfair circumstance, but if I were to just up and give the diamonds a whole teleportation ability, wouldn't you think that'd make things a little more.. wait.

I paused in my musings and swung my feet off the pillar I was sitting on. It was my chosen hiding spot because none of them ever decided to look up, a failure on their part and a humorous thing on mine.

Though back to my original thought. Would giving all of the diamonds the ability to teleport be something that would make the whole story that would happen later on more interesting, or would it do the opposite and make it so that unprecedented things could happen like I was previously concerned with? Maybe I could make it so that it wasn't as long-range as mine was so that it wasn't as overpowered as teleportation already was.

"Hm.." I hummed. Tapping a finger on my chin as I rested a hand on the pillar and looked upwards at the ceiling. The paintings that I designed really tried to distract me as I did so.

Also seeing as the diamonds had varying personalities that would be pretty concerning if they were real, which in this case they are, so knowing that if I wasn't able to change their personalities for the better and knowingly giving them that ability and then something drastic happening. It made me hesitant. Very hesitant. As I've said before White was someone who the show made out to be a bit of a psychopath, or at least her being able to control every single gem and make them talk as if they were her and showing them to a young Steven was anything less than psychopathic. That made me originally cross her out as a possible candidate, I still had to work with her on a lot of things.

Then there was Blue. She was very emotional, and the fandom made her out to be some sort of closet yandere at some points if memory served right. So.. cross her out too.

Now pink? I wasn't so sure. She was the youngest, most naive and the most uncaring in the grand scheme of things. Even if the show tried to make her out to be some sort of good person by defecting from the authority and leading the rebellion on earth, her actions beforehand were very controversial. So I guess that's her out of the question as well.

Citrus? I could definitely trust her with the power. I don't think she'd ever try to do something that would harm me or any of the other diamonds, rather doubt the idea of something along those lines forming in her head in the first place. But I wanted this to be something for the diamonds, I'd give her something later in return.

Finally Yellow, she did a few things that were weird, yes but then again she sort of reminds me of Ironwood from RWBY, despite the fact of the show writers completely destroyed Ironwood's character in the later volumes of the show, he was a genuinely good guy. Yellow is the most militaristic and calculating of the diamonds really made the comparison more reasonable and with her personality, I think that she could have that same mindset of wanting to protect what's nearest and dearest to her.

Then again her anger management would need some work in the future..

"Alrighty then.." I muttered with a small nod. Not paying attention to my surroundings as I made my final decision over the matter. I was sure that I wasn't going to be found so I let my guard down.

"Boop!" I felt a large finger gently press against my nose. Causing me to nearly jump off the pillar as I caught myself and looked down at the proprietor and- speak of the devil.

Yellow seemed to have materialized in front of the pillar that I was sitting on and the sudden shock of her appearing made me let out a noise that was akin to a 'heh?' as I stared wide-eyed at her smugly grinning face.

'Well, shit.' I let out a sigh and fixed her with a grin.

"I really didn't expect you to be the one to find me," I said. Placing both hands behind my head as I stretched out my body, her expression shifted to one of what I could tell was mock offense, her brows furrowing as she took a step back and crossed her arms. "Hmph."

"Now, I didn't mean it like that, Yellow," I said with a small sigh.

She instead doubles down and turned her head to the side, letting me see my very awesome-looking self in the reflection of her helmet. But I shook my head again, biting back a chuckle as I also crossed my arms "well fine then, I guess you won't learn how to teleport" I said. Fixing the diction in my voice to make it seem like I was really not going to show her how to teleport even if she was the one they find me.

I grinned widely as her eyes widened and she turned back to face me, uncrossing her arms and placing them on either side of the pillar I was sitting on she brought her face closer and immediately apologized. "No, wait! I'm sorry" she said while grinning sheepishly. "I thought I could-"

"Compete with the master of jokes?" I interrupted, watching as she shifted back to an unamused glare. I simply shook my head and tottered backward to lay on my back.

She let out a puff of air before leaning forwards and looking at me again "are you going to teach me or not?" To which I simply sighed and held up a hand "yeah, let's just get everyone back together" before snapping my fingers.

In a flash all of the diamonds were transported back into the room we were in originally. Their confusion was music to my ears as I gracefully dropped onto my feet and glanced to my left, noticing that Citrus was standing there twirling her spear mindlessly.

"Did you even leave that spot?" I asked.

She turned to me and simply nodded her head, throwing the spear upwards before catching it. "Yep, I think teleportation is a bit cheap," she said with a shrug of her shoulders.

It certainly is, but that's what makes the whole ability fun as hell to have. Making your opponent mad by teleporting behind them is the best feeling ever.

"Hm." I simply hummed before looking back over at the pile of diamonds I brought into the room. There was a mix of complaints coming from them as they shifted off of each other and onto the tiled floor, I let another wide grin form on my face as I patted Citrus's shoulder "Well, we can work on something else later, keep the other Diamonds occupied while I teach Yellow this cheap power" I said with a humorous tone.

She paused before nodding "Yes, my D- I mean, Black." She corrected herself.

Glad to see my insistence on her being casual with me paid off. But it was still funny hearing her call me just 'black' it made me snigger.

But without any further delay, I announced to all of the Diamonds that they were in fact, out of luck. "Whelp, looks like only one of you was able to find me" I started with. Causing the ones that weren't aware to perk up, and to the ones that did find me, there was a smug grin forming on her face.

"What! who was it?" Pink asked incredulously. Giving a scrutinizing grin to the others.

"Well, it wasn't me" Blue piped in.

Pink let out a gasp, and turned to White diamond. Pointing an accusatory finger up at her. "It was you, wasn't it? White! "

But she would be surprised to see that White shook her head, a hint of disappointment in her voice as she admitted that she wasn't the one to actually find me "no, it wasn't."

Pink pursed her lips "then.. who could it be if it wasn't.." her eyes widened and she snapped around. "It was-"

Though I was quick to rudely interrupt her by walking up to where yellow sat and placing a hand on her thigh. "Yes, it was Yellow, now be good" before snapping my fingers and teleporting the both of us out of there.

We reappeared in one of the many rooms built, though this one was a very big and empty one. Perfect for teaching someone how to teleport, even if I could just snap and make it so that she can teleport. I find this much funnier.

Also because I'd figured out what exactly I was going to so with Yellow, from that internal conversation with myself yesterday, I bookmarked a few things to happen. Though first was getting her the ability to actually teleport, and making it sound believable. Since a power like this isn't technically possible in this universe.

"Yellow" I called to her in a calm tone. Causing her to perk up and take her gaze away from the empty room and back down to me.

"Yes?"

"Please shrink yourself so that I can interact with you better," I said up at her. Smiling as she briefly nodded before letting her form shrink from where it practically touched the ceiling, down to where it was two or three heads taller than me.

"I'd honestly wish you'd grow taller than how you are now," she said with a small huff. "You've said that Diamonds are supposed to be leaders, why would a leader be as small as you are?" She questioned.

Probably because I liked being short. It offered more comedic situations that I could put people into and get myself into. Though she didn't need to know that.

I simply shrugged my shoulders. "I have my reasons, Yellow" before moving the topic forwards "now, did you want to learn or not?"

She nodded.

"Good, now please let me see your right hand," I said while sliding my sleeves up. I used my right hand to gently grip her oversized hand and turn it over so that I could see her palm, I raised my left hand upwards and balled it up into a fist. I focused in on my fist and watched as it shake with the power I was transferring into it before I breathed in and opened my hand. The magic was quick to try and float off into the air around us but I was quick to interlock my fingers with Yellow's and grip her tightly.

"Deep breath," I said while looking up at her. She moved her stare from our hands down to me and nodded, taking in a deep breath as I immediately let the magic surge into her, both of our hands shaking violently as the magic swirled around and flooded straight into her gem. The breath she was holding in immediately let out with an ''oof!" as she tried to step backward, though I kept my grip firm on her hand. Using some of my unnatural strength to keep her in place as the magic continued into her gem for a few more seconds.

"We're almost done.." I said while staring at our hands. Mentally counted in my head before blinking, the sound of crackling filled the room before the glowing ceased and stopped flooding into her gem. The excess dissipated and floated right back into my hand, which briefly glowed at that.

"There we go.." I said after the fact. Not removing my hands from around hers as I stared back up into her eyes, tilting my head in concern as I questioned her "are you alright, Yellow?" using my eyes to see if there were any blemishes or cracks in her body. Thankfully there were none, which was good because I didn't want to have her go through the experience of poofing and or possibly shattering.

That'd be easy to fix, though.

Nevertheless, she took in a breath before shakily nodding at me. Taking a moment to situate herself before regularly nodding back down at me, making me nod back at her and finally release her hand. Letting her stand straight once again.

"Was it that painful when you learned.." she paused her question. "How exactly did you learn how to do that, Black?" she instead asked. Causing me to let out an internal sigh. I dreaded answering questions like this.

"Well.." I started. Looking up at the ceiling and tapping at my chin in feign thought as I made it seem like I was trying to remember how I actually learned it, before I lied to her "I guess it was a good while before you girls were formed, a good while actually now that I remember, at that time I kept your gems in a bubble to make sure that you wouldn't be harmed" I spun the story.

She tilted her head in curiosity. "You weren't the one to create us? I thought that you were the one to form our gems" she inquired.

"Oh no, I'm still not sure as to how or why the five us formed in the first place" I said with a small shrug of my shoulders. "I was just the first one to form out of us, a bit premature if I might add" I said with a small chuckle. "Back before all of this, there was absolutely nothing on this planet, just me and your gems."

"Oh."

"Were you... uhm." She tried to find the right word.

"Yes, I was lonely" I got the gist of what she was trying to ask. They still sometimes struggled to actually get the meaning behind some of the words that I've taught them and actually use them in conversations like the ones we're having.

Though I didn't want the mood to turn sour and instead did my best to shift it in the other direction, going back to what she originally asked of me "but it changed when you all formed, best day of my life" I said with a small smile. "I was bestowed with the gift of knowing when I formed, and I guess it was whoever's idea for me to teach the rest of you what I know." I finished with a flourish of my hand.

"I hope that helps to answer your question?" I asked with another tilt of my head. Hoping that the story that I haphazardly put together happened to actually stick in her minds as actual truth.

"So you know more things than just this ability to teleport? With these buildings, you've seemingly constructed from thin air? Her wonder was evident in how she leaned down and asked that question in a very interested manner. "If you were gifted with that ability by the one who created us then is it unreasonable to say that I would also have one? Even the other diamonds?" She continued asking.

I sheepishly chuckled and rubbed the back of my head. "Well, I'm not sure. We have yet to figure that out" I truthfully said. I've only been able to teach them a good few things that I knew they would need in their future. "But let us focus on that after you learn the basics of teleporting, yes?" I diverted the conversation once again.

She blinked.

I grinned. "Did you utterly forget what we just did in light of being excited over having a unique gif-" though I was humorously interrupted by a flustered Yellow. Pressing her gloved hand against my face to shush me as she fervently shook her head.

"No! L-let's- just tell me how to do the dumb teleport thing" she said before moving her hand from my face and crossing it against her chest.

A chuckle left me as I shook my head. "Alrighty, let's get started," I said while holding up a hand. "First you have to understand where exactly you are" I looked down at the ground "In this case, we're currently in one of the many rooms in the capitol building." Before using my off hand to point over to an elevated corner of the room. "And let's say you want to go over there, you have to get a good look at where exactly you want to go and imagine yourself over there," I said while closing my eyes briefly and snapping. A small flash of purple emitted from me as I disappeared from her side and onto that exact area I pointed out.

"Simple as that!" I called out all the way over to where she was intently staring at me before looking down at her own hand, curling her fingers into a fist before pressing her thumb and her middle finger together and looking back over at me. I gave an encouraging wave of my hand and watched as she took in a deep breath before closing her eyes and snapping her fingers.

The effect was instant and she disappeared briefly before I stepped a few feet to the side instinctively and watched as she suddenly appeared right where I was standing, letting out a small noise as she stumbled forwards. Being able to catch herself from falling as her recovery time was a few seconds long, she let out a gasp and turned whipped around to look down at me. A big grin was on her face as she raised both arms up. "I-I did it!"

I nodded and clapped my hands. "You did it, you can now teleport." I applauded. Feeling a bit proud of the fact that she was able to do it on her first try.

"Thank you, Black!" she said with a happy tone as she dropped down on one knee and wrapped her arms around me, giving me a brief moment of surprise before I laughed and wrapped my arms around her in return.

"You're welcome, Yellow."

Though curiously, I felt something going wrong. Not with the current situation, but with something that was going on beyond the planet. So I froze everything and stepped out of my gem body, leaving him in a frozen embrace with Yellow diamond as I took a step back before snapping myself into space. I hovered above over the planet and gave a good few glances at it before turning around and looking off toward deep space.

".." I stepped a foot forwards and made it so that I was walking in space. Placing both hands into the pockets of my original jacket before I quickened my speed and started speedily moving over in the direction that brought a feeling of discordance within me.

It wasn't even a few seconds before I spotted a planet that I didn't remember making. At least I say that when it pertains to this specific universe that I created, I remember creating the planet. Exactly to the last gas particle that permanently hung around its atmosphere, making the sickly glowing green color that contrasted against the expanses of space even more prevalent. I brought a hand up to my chin and really thought hard as to how the fuck this even got here.

I built walls in between each universe for a reason. So stuff like this wouldn't happen and beings and or things from other dangerous universes would leak into the more tame and gentler ones, it's like if the my little pony universe was invaded by the starship trooper aliens. But in this case, it was something even worse.

"Fucking Plague Planet.." I said with distaste. Crossing my arms as I took in the sheer size of the chaos war fleet that was currently residing over the planet, and from what a regular war fleet is supposed to look like, it's safe to say that this was one was like a hundred times the size of it.

I wasn't the biggest fan of Warhammer back on earth, and I wasn't really to keen on getting into the franchise because it never really interested me. But when I did create their universe and hang around for a few of the large-scale battles that they had their, even the creation of the great Imperium of Man. Though I was still pretty clueless when it came to most things Warhammer.

But I was still able to look up things with my pocket google, as I've coined it. So this thing wasn't that big of an offset to my plan. It just helped me shift my plans even further because at the time of starting this whole adventure with the diamonds, we were currently a hundred thousand years away from show canon (well, that's the time I've given myself), and 95 thousand years away before earth's colonization and eventual rebellion by Pink Diamond. Still haven't decided what I was going to do about that.

This leaves us with the thousand years after the rebellion is going on and the diamonds wipe out all of the gems on the planet earth and leave it thinking that they finally killed off all the crystal gems, which then leads into the canon events in the show.

SO.. I guess having the Diamond's first real enemy being a very dangerous Warhammer antagonist is something that I was doing now.

"Ah geez.." I facepalmed and shook my head. Things just got a lot more convoluted and all the more exciting.

I instinctively teleported a good dozen feet away as my inner danger sense took over, causing me to tilt my head in confusion and look up as a torrent of flame was sent flying in my direction.

Ah. I didn't freeze this section. I'll remedy that real quick.

I snapped my fingers and the flames froze along with the perpetrator of the flame, which to my surprise was a behemoth of metal shaped into the form a mechanical dragon, its appearance from head to toe was clearly chaos. I didn't quite remember what these things were called. So I looked down at my arm and let the small screen pop into existence once again, pulling up the search bar and typing something along the lines of "Warhammer 40k chaos dragon" and was immediately met by a wiki.

"Ah, there it is.. Hm, a heldrake?" I looked at the depiction on the screen before looking up and at the dragon in person. Nodding as I closed the panel and crossed my arms once again. "A very cool name, but I'm not just going to let that slide."

But I before I did anything I needed the chaos fleet to see me as my gem self instead of my original celestial form. So I snapped my fingers and changed back into my Black Diamond form. The cloak weightlessly floating around me as I turned around.

I guess that means I'm going to have to start working on making an actual army of gems sooner than I expected to, and I say that because I don't really wanna use my powers any more than I actually have to with this adventure. Unless it was building things and creating things than.. eh. Whatever, back to what I was going to do.

I thought back to the designs of what the gem ships looked like and what the Diamonds ships each looked like and grinned, since I was the one that came before all of the diamonds it would make sense that my ship would be the biggest and grandest one. So with how the diamonds chose to make their ships look like individual body parts, I would make mine an entire figure. Not original since all of the diamonds ships combined formed into a giant figure, but I could care less.

I snapped both of my fingers at the same time and watched as in an instance a colossal figure emerged from out of nowhere, as black as the void around it and with four pairs of gigantic arms, it easily dwarfed a majority of the ships that were here. It was in a criss-cross sitting position, its arms pressed and bent in a multitude of zen-like poses as I put the final touch on the head, much like whites own was like a crown. Though it was more rounded out and obviously, black. What came after that was what would be on its actual face, which I decided would a diamond, it glowed a bright white color as it came into existence.

When I was satisfied with what I created I took a small step back and placed both hands on my hips.

"Good. Now to make my presence known to the Chaos marines." I said before snapping myself inside the giant ship, simultaneously unfreezing this section of the galaxy.

The frozen dragon mech burst into life and continued spewing out flames, only to harmlessly impact the hull of my ship. I wouldn't let it try any other attacks, though, and instead let one of the giant arms move from its place and snap downwards to grab onto the heldrake. The beast struggled futilely as I quickly snuffed out its life by crushing it in between my ships hand, and now knowing that I most likely got the attention of the marines now, I sent them a message before warping the ship away from Plague planet and back to HomeWorld.

"Heretic Astartes, heed my words. Your presence taints the sanctity of this galaxy. Contain yourselves to this section and this section only of the galaxy, or be faced with the full force of the Diamond Authority. The Empire that entirely governs this galaxy will see to eradicating you and your disgraceful ideals from ever reaching the masses. I am Black Diamond, this is my message to you, Abbadon The Despoiler."

Then I nonchalantly teleported my way back to where I was with Yellow Diamond, shifting my way back into the hug, I took a deep breath before snapping my fingers and letting everything resume as normal.

Thought only it wasn't normal.

Things were about to get interesting.

Note: I'm not really knowledgeable on Warhammer, so bear with me. It's not following continuity so things may seem unreasonable for the Chaos Legion. Also that they will not be playing a part in the story when canon roles around, they will at the very least be mentioned in memories.