Red and Purple Tallest stood in the control room of their ship, The Massive. They were only a jump from earth.
"Soon, that defect will be dead and the entire planet," Red smiled wickedly.
"Can we save the donuts?", Purple asked hopefully, stuffing a donut in his face.
The red clad Tallest rolled his eyes and retorted, "No, Purple. Nothing those humans made deserve to survive."
"Aww," the purple clad Tallest sighed sadly.
Red Tallest started out of the window at the bright blue lights that flashed around due to them being in warp. Soon enough, they were out of the warp. In front of them stood earth, the disgusting ball of dirt and water.
"Are you ready, brother?", the smarted Irken asked his younger brother.
"Yes!", the dumber Irken nodded vigorously.
"Time to rain some doom down upon them," Red cackled.
"Woo! I love watching stuff explode!", Purple cheered.
"No, no, no, we're not exploding the planet yet," the red clad Tallest told him.
"What?", the purple clad Tallest raised an antenna in confusion.
"It's time we go out and conquer a planet, Purple," the older one smiled wickedly.
"Oh," the younger one realized what his brother meant. "It's been ages since we've fought! I'm so excited!"
"Me too," Red Tallest agreed.