Gir is watching a new show on the t.v. Zim walks comes in on his garbage can elevator.
zim- Gir what are you watching?! what is that ffffilth??!!!!
Gir- It's a new show, I call it the ant show.
Zim looks at the t.v. and it is just a fuzzy screen with all the blakc and white dots.
zim- Turn it off gir I Have something for you to do.
gir jumps up off the couch and turns off the t.v.
gir- what is it master, are we gonna make some sanwiches for the birds?
zim stare at him with the usual 'you are an idiot' stare for a second
zim- no gir we are going to once and for all be rid of that nuicence "DIB"
gir- how are you going to do it master? are you gonna get all the birds to get him?
zim- no gir, i will use an even bigger, destructive, force one that i can't even stop "the bees"
gir- yeah, bee's i love those little guys always gathering acorns for the winter and making nests in the trees.
zim- no gir those are squirrels
gir- so you are going to use squirrels to get rid of dib? that is ingenious master!
zim- no i'm not using squirrels..... oh forget it come with me gir we have work to do
zim and gir travel down to the lab to work on something to get rid of dib, gir goes back to the house
to watch some more t.v. but moments later gir comes back down to the lab with some news
gir- master youre on t.v.
zim- yes gir im on "t.v." now go do something else for a while
gir- yes master
gir goes back to the house where the t.v. is still on and watches it
t.v.-- this is the photo of the strange alien, it was sent in by a kid named dib whose father is a world renowned scientist.
dib- yes i took this picture about 3 weeks ago and just found it yesterday, this alien is named zim and he
lives in a house down the street from my house, i took the picture 3 weeks ago and i made a copy but zim went into my stomack to my arm control nerve and made me break the disk so th copy was gone, so i then
took my dads nano thingy and swallowed it so that i could get zim before he managed to erase the location
of the original disk out of my brain but i was too late so gaz fought zim out of my body before he made me
stupid and then i found it and sent it into mysterious mysteries, and now im on t.v.
host- yes thats fascinating well that's all the time that we have for today tune in next week for more alien
crap that we just made u... i mean more mysteries that have been unsolved.. yeah thats it.
gir goes back down to the lab were zim has something in his hand.
gir- master what is that?
zim- it is my queen bee bot. it can control the thoughts of any bee within a 100 mile radius and i control it all. aaahahahahahaha hahahahaha oh my fusicanglion. Gir get the controls we are going dib hunting.
gir grabs the controler
gir- yay i gonna find out the meaning of life and take over the world with an iron fist, and then im gonna eat a rat.
zim- what did you say gir??
gir- nothing master just looking for a rat.