"Survivor, ER Style: Part 4"
By: Adrienne
Spoilers: Everything through "Survival of the Fittest" except for Elizabeth's pregnancy and Carter's relationship with Rena.
Disclaimer: I do not own "Survivor" or "ER" and make no money off of this story.
Author's Note: The rules and everything aren't exactly the same as on "Survivor", so please bear with me here. I live for feedback, so please email me!
Day 4
Donald: Welcome to Day 4 of "Survivor, ER Style". Tensions are already rising on both teams, and the first immunity challenge is still a full day away. Who knows what time, lack of sanitation and loneliness will do to these formerly respectable people.
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(Sunrise at the PE's camp. Everyone is still asleep except for Romano who is sitting next to Elizabeth.)
Robert (whispering): Lizzie? Lizzie, wake up!
Elizabeth (without opening her eyes): Hmmm? Mark? Is that you?
Robert: Open your eyes, Lizzie!
Elizabeth (opening her eyes): Bloody hell, Robert! What do you think you're doing?
Robert: I wanted to see if you'd like to take a stroll along the beach and watch the sun rise.
Elizabeth (shouting): Get it through your bald little skull: I am with Mark, and I love him, not you!
Robert: You don't mean that, Lizzie!
Kim (waking up): What's going on? Is the fire out?
Robert: None of your business, Legaspi! If it were up to me, you'd be stranded on this island forever!
(Kim gives him the finger and falls back to sleep.)
Luka: Please God, not again!
Randi: I wish they would all just keep their traps shut.
Peter (snorting): Look who's talking!
Randi: Shut up! I still have the negatives from the pictures of when Carter did your appy, so if you don't want them blown up, framed and hung all over admit, I'd keep your mouth shut!
Carol: It's still dark out, why don't we all just go back to sleep?
Elizabeth: I can't sleep anymore! I'm too upset! These have been the three longest days of my life and I miss Mark!
Peter: You can shut up too! I'm sick of hearing about your precious Mark!
Abby: God, I knew I should've brought along some Valium as a luxury item.
Elizabeth: Well, at least I'm not dating a robot!
Peter: What's that supposed to mean?
Elizabeth: You know what it means!
Peter: There's nothing wrong with Cleo, right guys? (He looks around at everyone who promptly looks away and begins whistling.) You know, Elizabeth, I think that tumor must've destroyed more of Mark's brain than the doctors thought, because if he still had his sanity, there's no way in hell he'd still be with you!
Robert: Hey, don't insult my Lizzie!
Elizabeth: I am not your Lizzie, I am not anyone's Lizzie for that matter! My name is Elizabeth, for god's sake! Can't you for once in your life use my real name?
Robert: Sorry Liz—er I mean Elizabeth.
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Elizabeth: I hate both of them now. Robert's still obsessed with me, and now Peter's insulting Mark! How dare he, especially since he's dating little miss anorexic pediatrician robot.
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Luka: Did you sleep well, sweetie?
Abby: Yeah, except I was so rudely awakened by Romano and Corday.
Luka: Why don't you go back to sleep?
Abby: Nah, I might as well do something productive now that I'm up.
Luka: How are you holding up?
Abby: Pretty well…I'm just worried about Carter.
Luka (irritated by the mention of Carter): Why are you worried about him? You're not even his sponsor anymore.
Abby: I'm still his friend Luka!
Luka: He's a big boy, he can take care of himself without you helping him every step of the way! When we're at home you practically spend more time with him than with me.
Abby: You have no idea what you're talking about! God, you can get so jealous and possessive sometimes! (She storms off, and sees Elizabeth, Carol, Randi and Kim on the beach up ahead.) I hate men!
Elizabeth: So do I!
Randi (sourly): Join the club.
Kim: That's why I'm a lesbian.
Carol: What did Luka do?
Abby: Nothing. Just being a jealous ass.
Carol: Gee that sounds familiar. Does Mark ever act like that, Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: Only every day of his life.
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(Morning at the MI's camp.)
Kerry: How are you doing so far Carter?
Carter: Pretty well.
Kerry: I was a little worried when I heard you were going on this trip.
Carter: Why's that.
Kerry: Well you know, with missing the AA meetings and everything.
Carter: No, I'm fine.
Kerry: Good…so anyway, if we lose the immunity challenge, who are you going to vote for?
Carter (realizing why she began talking to him): I don't know, Kerry.
Kerry: Well, have you considered voting off Doug?
Carter: Not really, I think he's a great guy.
Kerry: Oh…well, anyway, think about it.
(Carter rolls his eyes as Kerry walks away.)
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Dave: Hey Jing-Mei.
Jing-Mei: Hi Dave.
Dave: So say you were stranded on a desert island…
Jing-Mei: We are stranded on a desert island Dave.
Dave: Good point. Anyway, who would you want to be stranded with if you could only choose one person?
Jing-Mei: I don't know, probably Carter.
Dave: Why Carter?
Jing-Mei: Because he's nice and sweet and considerate.
Dave: And I'm not?
Jing-Mei: What do you think?
Dave: Okay, you got me on that one. But at least I'm sexy.
Jing-Mei: God, I can't wait to vote you off. (She walks off.)
Dave: Hey, Carter!
Carter: What is it, Dave?
Dave: So what's the deal with that blonde chick?
Carter: First of all she's not "that blonde chick", her name is Anna. Secondly you don't have a chance.
Dave: Why's that?
Carter: She's already taken.
Dave: Wow, you move fast, Carter. I'm proud.
Carter: Not me. She's engaged to a doctor in Philadelphia.
Dave: Ah, damn.
Carter: Running out of people to hit on, Dave?
Dave: Yeah, well, Anna's engaged, Jing-Mei hates me, and Dr. Greene would kill me if I touched that Susan chick, so that's everyone.
Carter: Well, you could still hit on Weaver.
Dave: You know, it does kind of turn me on when she yells at me, and I've been dreaming about her lately.
Carter: You need help.
Dave: You think she'd go for me?
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Mark: So who are you guys gonna vote off if we lose the immunity challenge?
Doug: Weaver.
Susan: How did I know you were going to say that? I'm probably voting for Malucci.
Doug: Why? That kid has real potential.
Susan: Potential to become what?
Doug: Me, of course.
Susan: What about you Mark?
Mark: I don't know. Probably Kerry or Dave.
Doug: Come on, vote for Weaver. You know you can't hurt her feelings, she's heartless.
Susan: Weaver won't be voted off.
Doug: Why not?
Susan: Because all the women are sick of being hit on by Malucci, so we're voting for him.
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(At the MI beach. Carter has his shirt off and his about to go into the ocean.)
Anna: Hey Carter.
Carter (startled): Oh, hi Anna.
(Anna notices the scars on his back, and Carter's afraid that she's going to ask.)
Anna: Carter? What are those scars from?
Carter: Oh, um, nothing.
Anna: You don't get scars like that from nothing.
Carter: I don't want to talk about it.
Anna: What happened to you, John? There's something different about you, something that's changed.
Carter: I said I don't want to talk about it, Anna.
Anna: Fine. (Stalks off.)
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Carter: I didn't mean to make Anna angry, I just don't want her to know about what happened with the stabbing and the drugs…I'm afraid of what she'll think about me when I tell her. I don't want her to pity me or feel sorry for me. That's all anyone does once they find out what happens.
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(At the PE camp.)
Luka: Abby, please talk to me.
Abby (walking off): Go away, Luka.
Luka: Abby!
Robert: Having girlfriend problems, Kovac?
Luka: Yes. Abby thinks that I'm jealous of Carter.
Peter: Chicks always think things like that.
Luka: I suppose. I just don't know what to do.
Robert: Make her jealous, and she'll come running back to you!
Luka: Will that work?
Peter: Every time.
Luka: How would I make her jealous?
Robert: By flirting with another woman of course! Didn't they teach you anything in Croatia?
Luka: Who would I flirt with?
Robert: Not Lizzie. She's mine.
Peter: No, she's not.
Robert: Yes, she is.
Peter: No she's not.
Robert: Yes she is infinity plus one, always more than you!
Peter (rolling his eyes): Whatever. What about Randi?
(Luka looks at him like "are you kidding?")
Robert: Not Legaspi, she'd go all femi-Nazi on you.
Peter: So that leaves Carol.
Robert: Ah, yes, fair Nurse Hathaway. She dumped you before for that Ross guy, right?
(Luka glowers and walks away.)
Robert: What did I say?
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Luka: Hmmm…maybe that bald little man isn't completely devoid of intelligence. If I flirt with Carol, it'll make Abby jealous…or maybe it would make her even angrier. (Sighs.) American women.
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