Top 10 Things That Would Never Happen In A Battle

1. Pikachu beats Sandshrew.
2. Team Rocket wins.
3. Pidgey beats Pikachu.
4. Gyarados Beats Zapdos.
5. Anything kicks Mewtwo's butt (just try it, idiots-Mewtwo).
6. Jigglypuff doesn't put everyone to sleep in the middle of a battle.
7. Charmander evolves into a Croconaw.
8. Meowth can actually beat a Steelix.
9. Charizard listens to Ash (Yes, this HAS happened, but not much.).
10. Lugia fights the other three legendary birds.



Top 20 Things That I Never Expected To Happen On Either My Game Or The Show
(Game)
1. I caught Raikou (and I DID!!).
2. Ice Beam froze Articuno.
3. I beat the Elite Four with just one Pokémon.
4. I learned the MissingNo cheat, and mastered it.
5. I traded away the Gloom that still had my EXP. SHARE to a character in the game.
6. I beat Falkner with a Chikorita.
7. I have a Jigglypuff that is level 36, and is one of my strongest fighters.
8. The little guy in the window (my character) every time I ride the magnet train.
9. People gave me gifts just because it was Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday etc.
10. I fished up a shiny Krabby, then accidentally killed it with Surf.
(Show)
11. Gary turns nice.
12. Gary loses at Pokémon league.
13. Meowth speaks human.
14. I saw Ho-Oh fly over the rainbow.
15. Misty and Jessie in Nurse Joy outfits (Didn't I mention this somewhere before...?).
16. Richie losing his round six match.
17. Ash letting Butterfree go.
18. Ash almost letting Pikachu go.
19. Team Rocket on unicycles.
20. Misty NOT trading Psyduck at least twice.



OK, if I get good reviews with ideas, then I'll make a chapter four.-pkc