~I did this thing with a couple of friends one afternoon
because we were teasing Clarisse, who loves
Ron Weasely. So, some of the terms included in this
poem may be pretty unkown to you, but this poem was
really a private joke relevant to Harry Potter!


My Heart Aches

My heart aches
Because my love is so fake
He's only a character from a book
That's why all my chances are took
He's destined to marry Hermione
That's why I keep on saying,
"Clarrise, I'm so sorry!"
But I want Ron to have all the glory
So he better come to STC's (our school)
second story
To the second classroom from the
first stair to the right
If he does, my soul will take flight
But he'll come to me during Math Class
And Mrs. Magcamit (math teacher) will say
"Step out of my classroom!"
But my heart would've already gone
Bang-Bang-Boom
Unless of course, Ron looks at me and says
"Va-Va-Voom!"
If he does, then my world will be drained
of all gloom.
Then Mrs. Magacmit will say "Excuse me, who are you?"
But to send him out is something she mustn't do
I'd rather go to the YP (something like detention)
with him
Rather than lose the chance to be with my dream
But all this will never happen to me
Because it's all fiction, can't you see?
So my heart still aches
Because my love and dreams are so fake
This endless yearning I can't take
Excuse me--my heart's about to break!