(Foreword by author: I thought I ought to write this since I've nothing else to do. Huh. Ok, this is the, count 'em, SIXTH Pokechat. Wow. Amazing. I don't think this one is as funny as the rest. I'm running outta ideas! Soo... ideas welcome :P Anywho, I just want to say, I'm not responsible if anyone chokes from laughter, ok? Good. With all these people saying how funny the Pokechat is, I'm making sure no one sues me. Don't take away my two dollars!!)
One&OnlyAsh has entered the Pokechat
One&OnlyAsh: Uh...
One&OnlyAsh: You know what, I'm going to talk to myself!
One&OnlyAsh: Hi, Ash! How's it going? Fine, thank you.
Gary_the_Remarkable has entered the Pokechat
Gary_the_Remarkable: Ha! Ash, do you always talk to yourself?
One&OnlyAsh: No.
Gary_the_Remarkable: Well, I guess you wouldn't have much to talk about, since you don't have enough brain under that spiky hair of yours.
One&OnlyAsh: See who's talking!! You've got spiky hair.
Gary_the_Remarkable: Duh, we're anime. Our hair defies the laws of gravity. Too much moose, comprehendo?
One&OnlyAsh: Is comprehendo a food?
Gary_the_Remarkable: No, you loser, it's Latin for comprehend or grasp.
One&OnlyAsh: I knew that.
Gary_the_Remarkable: Sure...
Misty_ has entered the Pokechat
Gary_the_Remarkable: Hey, like your screen name, Ash. Good thing there is only one of you. We wouldn't want any more losers running around. Of course, your friends qualify as losers, for hanging around you.
Misty_: Don't talk to Ash that way! You're the loser!
Gary_the_Remarkable: Look, Ash, it's your girlfriend!!
One&OnlyAsh: You're a loser, Gary.
Gary_the_Remarkable: Misty likes Aaaaash!
One&OnlyAsh: It was an April Fools joke. I think.
Misty_: Duh, Gary. How loserly can you get??
Gary_the_Remarkable: Whatever.
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny has entered the Pokechat
One&OnlyAsh: Hi, Brock.
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: Hi.
One&OnlyAsh: Hey, aren't you afraid you'll get busted with your screen name again?
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: Nah, you can't get in the way of true love, man.
One&OnlyAsh: I see.
Melody has entered the Pokechat
Melody: Helloooo, Ashy.
One&OnlyAsh: Uh, hi.
Misty_: Go away, Melody.
Melody: I see you want Ash all for yourself. You've got good taste.
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: Hee, hee...
Misty_: Quiet! You are all stupid.
Tracey_the_Sketcher has entered the Pokechat
Melody: You changed your screen name?
One&OnlyAsh: It's cool.
Tracey_the_Sketcher: Yours is better.
One&OnlyAsh: Nah, yours is really awesome. Better than your last one, at least.
Melody: Sorry, Misty, I think that Ash is taken. Those two seem to be flirting.
Misty_: You're stupid, Melody.
Melody: You're jealous, Misty.
One&OnlyAsh boots Melody
One&OnlyAsh: She can get annoying.
Misty_: Way to go!
Tracey_the_Sketcher: You all are just so friendly.
One&OnlyAsh: I don't see why we shouldn't be.
Misty_: Hey, face it, hardly anybody likes you, Tracey. Sorry to break you that news.
Tracey_the_Sketcher: Oh.
Misty_: By the way, now, instead of a drawer, you now sound like you're a show. Sketchers, it's the 'S'.
Tracey_the_Sketcher: Huh, I help you with the Lugia thing. Now this is what I get! I'm leaving!
Tracey_the_Sketcher has left the Pokechat
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: He always was kind of... weird.
One&OnlyAsh: Yeah.
Gary_the_Remarkable: Uh-huh.
Prof._Elm_the_Geek has entered the Pokechat
Prof._Elm_the_Geek: Someone tampered with my account!
One&OnlyAsh: He, he...
Prof._Elm_the_Geek: Hi, Ash. Has that egg hatched?
One&OnlyAsh: How do you know about that?
Prof._Elm_the_Geek: Well, I talk to Prof. Oak a lot.
One&OnlyAsh: Ask Misty about it.
Misty_: Hi, Prof.
Prof._Elm_the_Geek: So, has it hatched?
Misty_: Yup, and it's soooo cute! A togepi!
One&OnlyAsh: He's still kinda stuck in his egg. Togepi could be mistaken for an egg and then we might have sunny-side-up for breakfast.
Misty_: No, we aren't going to eat him! You are such an idiot, Ash.
One&OnlyAsh: I know.
Gary_the_Remarkable: Ha! He admits it!
One&OnlyAsh: I was just trying to be funny!!!
Prof._Elm_the_Geek: Huh. I'll talk to you kids later. Bye!
Prof._Elm_the_Geek has left the Pokechat
One&OnlyAsh: Ok, Gary, did you change his screen name.
Gary_the_Remarkable: What if I did?
One&OnlyAsh: I'm telling!
Gary_the_Remarkable: Go ahead, Ash the Juvenile Delinquent!
One&OnlyAsh: Jailbird Gary!
Misty_: Calm down, you guys.
I_want_your_Pikachu! has entered the Pokechat
So_do_I has entered the Pokechat
Meow_Meow_Meowth has entered the Pokechat
I_want_your_Pikachu!: Prepare for trouble!
So_do_I: Make it double!
I_want_your_Pikachu!: To protect the world from devastation!
So_do_I: To unite all people within our nation!
I_want_your_Pikachu!: To denounce the evils of truth of love!
So_do_I: To extend our reach to the stars above!
I_want_your_Pikachu!: Jessie!
So_do_I: James!
I_want_your_Pikachu!: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
So_do_I: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
Meow_Meow_Meowth: Line?
I_want_your_Pikachu!: You forgot your line? You forgot your one stupid line?!?
So_do_I: What she said!!!
Meow_Meow_Meowth: Umm...
Gary_the_Remarkable: I never thought it possible!
I_want_your_Pikachu!: What?
So_do_I: Yeah, what?
Gary_the_Remarkable: You guys are even more loserly than Ash here! You are like the king and queen of loser-dom.
One&OnlyAsh: Should've seen it coming.
I_want_your_Pikachu!: We will steal your Pokemon!!
So_do_I: Yeah!!!
One&OnlyAsh: Whatever.
I_want_your_Pikachu!: Hand over your Pikachu!!
So_do_I: Yeah!!!
I_want_your_Pikachu!: James, shut up.
So_do_I: Sorry. It's just that you're hurting my self esteem.
I_want_your_Pikachu!: Huh?
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: This is totally serious! It could lead to deep depression!!
I_want_your_Pikachu!: Sure.
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: Go away, if you don't care! This is work for a pro! Call 911, someone!!
One&OnlyAsh: I will!!
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: Good! Hurry!
One&OnlyAsh: Uh... one question...
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: What?
One&OnlyAsh: What's the number for 911?
Gary_the_Remarkable: Ash, if you were more dense, you'd sink as soon as you went out in water.
One&OnlyAsh: You tell me the number then, Mister Smarty Pants!
Gary_the_Remarkable: Pathetic.
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: I'm really sorry Ash, but that is kind of sad.
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: Ok, I'll handle this myself. When did this... obsession for Team Rocket start?
So_do_I: Well, I got my first Pokeball at age eight. I loved Pokemon... :sniffle:
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: Oh, dear... I've got to go. Darn... Same time tomorrow?
So_do_I: Ok. See you.
EVERYONE has left the Pokechat
One&OnlyAsh has entered the Pokechat
One&OnlyAsh: Uh...
One&OnlyAsh: You know what, I'm going to talk to myself!
One&OnlyAsh: Hi, Ash! How's it going? Fine, thank you.
Gary_the_Remarkable has entered the Pokechat
Gary_the_Remarkable: Ha! Ash, do you always talk to yourself?
One&OnlyAsh: No.
Gary_the_Remarkable: Well, I guess you wouldn't have much to talk about, since you don't have enough brain under that spiky hair of yours.
One&OnlyAsh: See who's talking!! You've got spiky hair.
Gary_the_Remarkable: Duh, we're anime. Our hair defies the laws of gravity. Too much moose, comprehendo?
One&OnlyAsh: Is comprehendo a food?
Gary_the_Remarkable: No, you loser, it's Latin for comprehend or grasp.
One&OnlyAsh: I knew that.
Gary_the_Remarkable: Sure...
Misty_ has entered the Pokechat
Gary_the_Remarkable: Hey, like your screen name, Ash. Good thing there is only one of you. We wouldn't want any more losers running around. Of course, your friends qualify as losers, for hanging around you.
Misty_: Don't talk to Ash that way! You're the loser!
Gary_the_Remarkable: Look, Ash, it's your girlfriend!!
One&OnlyAsh: You're a loser, Gary.
Gary_the_Remarkable: Misty likes Aaaaash!
One&OnlyAsh: It was an April Fools joke. I think.
Misty_: Duh, Gary. How loserly can you get??
Gary_the_Remarkable: Whatever.
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny has entered the Pokechat
One&OnlyAsh: Hi, Brock.
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: Hi.
One&OnlyAsh: Hey, aren't you afraid you'll get busted with your screen name again?
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: Nah, you can't get in the way of true love, man.
One&OnlyAsh: I see.
Melody has entered the Pokechat
Melody: Helloooo, Ashy.
One&OnlyAsh: Uh, hi.
Misty_: Go away, Melody.
Melody: I see you want Ash all for yourself. You've got good taste.
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: Hee, hee...
Misty_: Quiet! You are all stupid.
Tracey_the_Sketcher has entered the Pokechat
Melody: You changed your screen name?
One&OnlyAsh: It's cool.
Tracey_the_Sketcher: Yours is better.
One&OnlyAsh: Nah, yours is really awesome. Better than your last one, at least.
Melody: Sorry, Misty, I think that Ash is taken. Those two seem to be flirting.
Misty_: You're stupid, Melody.
Melody: You're jealous, Misty.
One&OnlyAsh boots Melody
One&OnlyAsh: She can get annoying.
Misty_: Way to go!
Tracey_the_Sketcher: You all are just so friendly.
One&OnlyAsh: I don't see why we shouldn't be.
Misty_: Hey, face it, hardly anybody likes you, Tracey. Sorry to break you that news.
Tracey_the_Sketcher: Oh.
Misty_: By the way, now, instead of a drawer, you now sound like you're a show. Sketchers, it's the 'S'.
Tracey_the_Sketcher: Huh, I help you with the Lugia thing. Now this is what I get! I'm leaving!
Tracey_the_Sketcher has left the Pokechat
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: He always was kind of... weird.
One&OnlyAsh: Yeah.
Gary_the_Remarkable: Uh-huh.
Prof._Elm_the_Geek has entered the Pokechat
Prof._Elm_the_Geek: Someone tampered with my account!
One&OnlyAsh: He, he...
Prof._Elm_the_Geek: Hi, Ash. Has that egg hatched?
One&OnlyAsh: How do you know about that?
Prof._Elm_the_Geek: Well, I talk to Prof. Oak a lot.
One&OnlyAsh: Ask Misty about it.
Misty_: Hi, Prof.
Prof._Elm_the_Geek: So, has it hatched?
Misty_: Yup, and it's soooo cute! A togepi!
One&OnlyAsh: He's still kinda stuck in his egg. Togepi could be mistaken for an egg and then we might have sunny-side-up for breakfast.
Misty_: No, we aren't going to eat him! You are such an idiot, Ash.
One&OnlyAsh: I know.
Gary_the_Remarkable: Ha! He admits it!
One&OnlyAsh: I was just trying to be funny!!!
Prof._Elm_the_Geek: Huh. I'll talk to you kids later. Bye!
Prof._Elm_the_Geek has left the Pokechat
One&OnlyAsh: Ok, Gary, did you change his screen name.
Gary_the_Remarkable: What if I did?
One&OnlyAsh: I'm telling!
Gary_the_Remarkable: Go ahead, Ash the Juvenile Delinquent!
One&OnlyAsh: Jailbird Gary!
Misty_: Calm down, you guys.
I_want_your_Pikachu! has entered the Pokechat
So_do_I has entered the Pokechat
Meow_Meow_Meowth has entered the Pokechat
I_want_your_Pikachu!: Prepare for trouble!
So_do_I: Make it double!
I_want_your_Pikachu!: To protect the world from devastation!
So_do_I: To unite all people within our nation!
I_want_your_Pikachu!: To denounce the evils of truth of love!
So_do_I: To extend our reach to the stars above!
I_want_your_Pikachu!: Jessie!
So_do_I: James!
I_want_your_Pikachu!: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
So_do_I: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
Meow_Meow_Meowth: Line?
I_want_your_Pikachu!: You forgot your line? You forgot your one stupid line?!?
So_do_I: What she said!!!
Meow_Meow_Meowth: Umm...
Gary_the_Remarkable: I never thought it possible!
I_want_your_Pikachu!: What?
So_do_I: Yeah, what?
Gary_the_Remarkable: You guys are even more loserly than Ash here! You are like the king and queen of loser-dom.
One&OnlyAsh: Should've seen it coming.
I_want_your_Pikachu!: We will steal your Pokemon!!
So_do_I: Yeah!!!
One&OnlyAsh: Whatever.
I_want_your_Pikachu!: Hand over your Pikachu!!
So_do_I: Yeah!!!
I_want_your_Pikachu!: James, shut up.
So_do_I: Sorry. It's just that you're hurting my self esteem.
I_want_your_Pikachu!: Huh?
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: This is totally serious! It could lead to deep depression!!
I_want_your_Pikachu!: Sure.
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: Go away, if you don't care! This is work for a pro! Call 911, someone!!
One&OnlyAsh: I will!!
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: Good! Hurry!
One&OnlyAsh: Uh... one question...
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: What?
One&OnlyAsh: What's the number for 911?
Gary_the_Remarkable: Ash, if you were more dense, you'd sink as soon as you went out in water.
One&OnlyAsh: You tell me the number then, Mister Smarty Pants!
Gary_the_Remarkable: Pathetic.
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: I'm really sorry Ash, but that is kind of sad.
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: Ok, I'll handle this myself. When did this... obsession for Team Rocket start?
So_do_I: Well, I got my first Pokeball at age eight. I loved Pokemon... :sniffle:
I_really_like_Officer_Jenny: Oh, dear... I've got to go. Darn... Same time tomorrow?
So_do_I: Ok. See you.
EVERYONE has left the Pokechat