Sailor Moon vs Tenchi Muyo
Welcome to the first episode of Sailor Moon vs! This Sailor Moon vs is Sailor Moon vs Tenchi Muyo. Who will win? Probably not Sailor Moon! She has a better chance of having a Gundam squash her flat (we can only hope that will happen someday). On to the first round!
Sailor Moon vs Ryoko
Serena walks out onto the ring! She doesn't look very confident. In fact, she looks like she's about to hurl! Probably too many donuts. Ryoko flies out into the ring. She looks very confident. She sure she's gonna be the winner.
"Ready blondie?" Ryoko asks Serena.
"Hold on." Serena replies. She gulps. "Moon Prism Power, Make Up!"
Serena transforms into Sailor Moon. Ryoko still looks confident. In fact, she's laughing!
"Now I'm ready!" Sailor Moon says.
Ryoko stops laughing.
The rules of the game are as follows......
1. No pulling hair
2. No biting
Those are the only rules! *rings bell* Fight!
Ryoko circles Sailor Moon.
"I am the Champion of Justice!" Sailor Moon yells. "I fight for love and justice! In the name of the Moon, you are punished!"
It looks like Sailor Moon is trying to talk Ryoko to death. Ryoko is obviously not impressed.
"Well in 5 minutes your gonna be squashed Moon." Ryoko says.
Sailor Moon kicks at Ryoko, but Ryoko ducks! Ryoko punches Sailor Moon in the side and Sailor Moon is knocked to the other side of the arena. Sailor Moon looks angry now! Sailor Moon charges at Ryoko, but Ryoko moves to the side and Sailor Moon runs into the arena wall. Sailor Moon is knocked down, but she quickly gets back up. Sailor Moon kicks at Ryoko again and Ryoko catches Sailor Moon's foot and throws her into the side of the stadium, which nows has a Sailor Moon shaped hole.
Sailor Moon is now bleeding, but not too much. Ryoko draws her energy sword and Sailor Moon takes her tiara off her forehead.
"Moon Tiara Magic!" Sailor Moon yells. She throws her tiara straight at Ryoko's head! Ryoko slashes at the tiara with her energy sword and breaks it in half. The tiara falls to the floor in a heap.
"My tiara!" Sailor Moon cries.
Ryoko runs at Sailor Moon, her energy sword drawn. Sailor Moon ducks and tumbles to the side of the arena and Ryoko narrowly misses getting her. Sailor Moon pulls out some sort of wand.
"Are you gonna hurl that little stick at me?" Ryoko asks.
"I'm gonna do something better than that!" Sailor Moon yells. "Moon Spiral Heart Attack!"
A wave of hearts crash into Ryoko, knocking her down to the ground. But Ryoko is not killed!
"Is that all you got blondie?" Ryoko asks, getting off the ground. Ryoko screams and charges at Sailor Moon! Sailor Moon has nowhere to run to! Ryoko activates her energy sword again and slashes at Sailor Moon's stomach! Sailor Moon never saw it coming! Serena is now detransformed, and in two pieces, laying in the middle of the Arena.
Fight over! Sailor Moon is dead! Ryoko is the winner!
Sailor Jupiter vs Ayeka
Lita walks onto the ring! She looks ready for a fight. Ayeka walks onto the ring. This looks like it's gonna be a fair fight......they both suck!
"Jupiter Power, Make Up!" Lita yells.
Lita transforms into Sailor Jupiter.
"Is that fair?" Ayeka asks. "Is transforming fair?"
Of course it's fair you dumb bitch! You already know the rules.
"I don't!" Ayeka yells.
Well then you should have listened closer to the last fight! Fight!
"You're going down!" Sailor Jupiter yells.
"Oh yeah!" Ayeka yells. "Well #@!$%*@#! you!"
Sailor Jupiter runs into Ayeka's side, knocking Ayeka over. Ayeka grabs hold of Sailor Jupiter's ponytail and swings her around, knocking her into the wall. Sailor Jupiter is winded, but not out.
"Jupiter Thunder Crash!" Sailor Jupiter yells. A rod comes out of Sailor Jupiter's tiara and a bolt of lightning hits Ayeka, knocking into the side of the Arena. Now Ayeka is really pissed! Ayeka comes charging at Sailor Jupiter, knocking straight into her! Sailor Jupiter is crushed to the ground! Ayeka picks up a piece of Sailor Moon's broken tiara and starts slashing at Sailor Jupiter with it, as if it were a knife! After a few minutes of this, Sailor Jupiter manages to knock Ayeka off her. Sailor Jupiter gets up.
Sailor Jupiter is bleeding all over, and her fuku is turn, but she's still ready to fight. Sailor Jupiter tries another attack.
"Supreme Thunder Dragon!" Sailor Jupiter yells. A surge of dragon shaped electricity rushes at Ayeka and Ayeka is knocked down! Is she going to get up? A minute passes by and........Ayeka gets up!
Ayeka hurls a ball of energy at Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Jupiter is knocked back! Ayeka continues hurling energy balls at Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Jupiter is being pounded into the wall! When the dust clears, Lita is detransformed and dead! Ayeka is the winner!
Welcome to the first episode of Sailor Moon vs! This Sailor Moon vs is Sailor Moon vs Tenchi Muyo. Who will win? Probably not Sailor Moon! She has a better chance of having a Gundam squash her flat (we can only hope that will happen someday). On to the first round!
Sailor Moon vs Ryoko
Serena walks out onto the ring! She doesn't look very confident. In fact, she looks like she's about to hurl! Probably too many donuts. Ryoko flies out into the ring. She looks very confident. She sure she's gonna be the winner.
"Ready blondie?" Ryoko asks Serena.
"Hold on." Serena replies. She gulps. "Moon Prism Power, Make Up!"
Serena transforms into Sailor Moon. Ryoko still looks confident. In fact, she's laughing!
"Now I'm ready!" Sailor Moon says.
Ryoko stops laughing.
The rules of the game are as follows......
1. No pulling hair
2. No biting
Those are the only rules! *rings bell* Fight!
Ryoko circles Sailor Moon.
"I am the Champion of Justice!" Sailor Moon yells. "I fight for love and justice! In the name of the Moon, you are punished!"
It looks like Sailor Moon is trying to talk Ryoko to death. Ryoko is obviously not impressed.
"Well in 5 minutes your gonna be squashed Moon." Ryoko says.
Sailor Moon kicks at Ryoko, but Ryoko ducks! Ryoko punches Sailor Moon in the side and Sailor Moon is knocked to the other side of the arena. Sailor Moon looks angry now! Sailor Moon charges at Ryoko, but Ryoko moves to the side and Sailor Moon runs into the arena wall. Sailor Moon is knocked down, but she quickly gets back up. Sailor Moon kicks at Ryoko again and Ryoko catches Sailor Moon's foot and throws her into the side of the stadium, which nows has a Sailor Moon shaped hole.
Sailor Moon is now bleeding, but not too much. Ryoko draws her energy sword and Sailor Moon takes her tiara off her forehead.
"Moon Tiara Magic!" Sailor Moon yells. She throws her tiara straight at Ryoko's head! Ryoko slashes at the tiara with her energy sword and breaks it in half. The tiara falls to the floor in a heap.
"My tiara!" Sailor Moon cries.
Ryoko runs at Sailor Moon, her energy sword drawn. Sailor Moon ducks and tumbles to the side of the arena and Ryoko narrowly misses getting her. Sailor Moon pulls out some sort of wand.
"Are you gonna hurl that little stick at me?" Ryoko asks.
"I'm gonna do something better than that!" Sailor Moon yells. "Moon Spiral Heart Attack!"
A wave of hearts crash into Ryoko, knocking her down to the ground. But Ryoko is not killed!
"Is that all you got blondie?" Ryoko asks, getting off the ground. Ryoko screams and charges at Sailor Moon! Sailor Moon has nowhere to run to! Ryoko activates her energy sword again and slashes at Sailor Moon's stomach! Sailor Moon never saw it coming! Serena is now detransformed, and in two pieces, laying in the middle of the Arena.
Fight over! Sailor Moon is dead! Ryoko is the winner!
Sailor Jupiter vs Ayeka
Lita walks onto the ring! She looks ready for a fight. Ayeka walks onto the ring. This looks like it's gonna be a fair fight......they both suck!
"Jupiter Power, Make Up!" Lita yells.
Lita transforms into Sailor Jupiter.
"Is that fair?" Ayeka asks. "Is transforming fair?"
Of course it's fair you dumb bitch! You already know the rules.
"I don't!" Ayeka yells.
Well then you should have listened closer to the last fight! Fight!
"You're going down!" Sailor Jupiter yells.
"Oh yeah!" Ayeka yells. "Well #@!$%*@#! you!"
Sailor Jupiter runs into Ayeka's side, knocking Ayeka over. Ayeka grabs hold of Sailor Jupiter's ponytail and swings her around, knocking her into the wall. Sailor Jupiter is winded, but not out.
"Jupiter Thunder Crash!" Sailor Jupiter yells. A rod comes out of Sailor Jupiter's tiara and a bolt of lightning hits Ayeka, knocking into the side of the Arena. Now Ayeka is really pissed! Ayeka comes charging at Sailor Jupiter, knocking straight into her! Sailor Jupiter is crushed to the ground! Ayeka picks up a piece of Sailor Moon's broken tiara and starts slashing at Sailor Jupiter with it, as if it were a knife! After a few minutes of this, Sailor Jupiter manages to knock Ayeka off her. Sailor Jupiter gets up.
Sailor Jupiter is bleeding all over, and her fuku is turn, but she's still ready to fight. Sailor Jupiter tries another attack.
"Supreme Thunder Dragon!" Sailor Jupiter yells. A surge of dragon shaped electricity rushes at Ayeka and Ayeka is knocked down! Is she going to get up? A minute passes by and........Ayeka gets up!
Ayeka hurls a ball of energy at Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Jupiter is knocked back! Ayeka continues hurling energy balls at Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Jupiter is being pounded into the wall! When the dust clears, Lita is detransformed and dead! Ayeka is the winner!