Sailor Mercury vs Kiyone
Amy walks onto the ring. Everyone claps when she comes on. Kiyone walks onto the ring. People clap louder when she comes on.
"Hello." Amy says.
"Hi." Kiyone says.
"I don't want to fight, do you?" Amy asks.
"I don't want to fight in this dumb arena." Kiyone says. "I don't even know why I'm here."
You can't not fight!
"Yes we can!" Amy and Kiyone yell at the same time.
Fine! Amy and Kiyone leave the ring, I am clearly not the winner. Vegeta is the winner!
"I wasn't even fighting!" Vegeta yells.
Whatever.
Tuxedo Mask vs Tenchi Masaki
Darien walks onto the ring. The audience throws dead flowers at him. Tenchi walks onto the ring. The audience claps and throws more dead flowers at Darien.
Darien transforms into Tuxedo Mask.
Everyone ready?
"Ready!" Tuxedo Mask yells.
"Ready!" Tenchi yells.
Tenchi activates the sword Tenchi and activates the three light hawk wings as a shield. Tenchi charges at Tuxedo Mask.
Tuxedo Mask throws a rose in front of Tenchi. Tenchi is confused, he doesn't know what that is supposed to do.
"Beautiful dreams should not be tampered with!" Tuxedo Mask yells. "I, Tuxedo Mask, will stop your evil plans!"
"What's this rose thingy supposed to do?" Tenchi asks.
"Stop you!" Tuxedo Mask yells.
"Will you stop yelling, I'm standing right in front of you." Tenchi says. "How is a rose supposed to stop me?"
"Well........." Tuxedo Mask says. "I don't know!"
Tenchi steps on Tuxedo Mask's rose. "Well it didn't work." Tenchi says.
"Damn." Tuxedo Mask says.
*Tuxedo Mask death ahead, do not read Heather!*
Tenchi rushes at Tuxedo Mask with the sword Tenchi and slices his head off! Tuxedo Mask is dead! Tenchi Masaki is the winner!
Sailor Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, Pluto, Mars, Mini Mini Moon, Star Healer, Fighter, Maker vs Washuu
The other scouts walk onto the ring. The audience throws dirty socks at them. Washuu walks onto the ring. The audience goes wild! Washuu Washuu Washuu! Go Washuu!
"I am Little Washuu!" Washuu yells. "I am the greatest scientific genius in the galaxy!"
Washuu's A puppet pops up. "In the universe Washuu!" A yells.
Washuu's B pupper pops up. "In the Continuum!" B yells.
"Yeah!" Washuu yells. "I can defeat you Sailor Baka's real easy!"
"Real easy!" A yells.
"No sweat!" B yells.
Washuu pulls out a machine.
"This is my handy dandy Sailor Scout killer!" Washuu yells.
"Dead Sailor Scouts!" A yells.
"Scouts no more!" B yells.
The box is about five inches long and five inches wide.
"What does it do?" All the scouts ask at once.
"This!" Washuu yells. She opens the box. It's an ink pad. On the ink pad it says D.I.C.
"Not D.I.C!" All the scouts yell.
"Mwahahahahahahaha!" Washuu laughs.
"D.I.C will get ya!" A yells.
"D.I.C is evil!" B yells.
Washuu stamps every scout with the D.I.C stamp and one by one they disappear. Little Washuu is the ultimate winner! She has killed 9 sailor scouts!
"Yeah!" Washuu yells.
In the fight of Sailor Moon vs Tenchi Muyo, Tenchi Muyo is the winner!
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy walks onto the ring. Everyone claps when she comes on. Kiyone walks onto the ring. People clap louder when she comes on.
"Hello." Amy says.
"Hi." Kiyone says.
"I don't want to fight, do you?" Amy asks.
"I don't want to fight in this dumb arena." Kiyone says. "I don't even know why I'm here."
You can't not fight!
"Yes we can!" Amy and Kiyone yell at the same time.
Fine! Amy and Kiyone leave the ring, I am clearly not the winner. Vegeta is the winner!
"I wasn't even fighting!" Vegeta yells.
Whatever.
Tuxedo Mask vs Tenchi Masaki
Darien walks onto the ring. The audience throws dead flowers at him. Tenchi walks onto the ring. The audience claps and throws more dead flowers at Darien.
Darien transforms into Tuxedo Mask.
Everyone ready?
"Ready!" Tuxedo Mask yells.
"Ready!" Tenchi yells.
Tenchi activates the sword Tenchi and activates the three light hawk wings as a shield. Tenchi charges at Tuxedo Mask.
Tuxedo Mask throws a rose in front of Tenchi. Tenchi is confused, he doesn't know what that is supposed to do.
"Beautiful dreams should not be tampered with!" Tuxedo Mask yells. "I, Tuxedo Mask, will stop your evil plans!"
"What's this rose thingy supposed to do?" Tenchi asks.
"Stop you!" Tuxedo Mask yells.
"Will you stop yelling, I'm standing right in front of you." Tenchi says. "How is a rose supposed to stop me?"
"Well........." Tuxedo Mask says. "I don't know!"
Tenchi steps on Tuxedo Mask's rose. "Well it didn't work." Tenchi says.
"Damn." Tuxedo Mask says.
*Tuxedo Mask death ahead, do not read Heather!*
Tenchi rushes at Tuxedo Mask with the sword Tenchi and slices his head off! Tuxedo Mask is dead! Tenchi Masaki is the winner!
Sailor Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, Pluto, Mars, Mini Mini Moon, Star Healer, Fighter, Maker vs Washuu
The other scouts walk onto the ring. The audience throws dirty socks at them. Washuu walks onto the ring. The audience goes wild! Washuu Washuu Washuu! Go Washuu!
"I am Little Washuu!" Washuu yells. "I am the greatest scientific genius in the galaxy!"
Washuu's A puppet pops up. "In the universe Washuu!" A yells.
Washuu's B pupper pops up. "In the Continuum!" B yells.
"Yeah!" Washuu yells. "I can defeat you Sailor Baka's real easy!"
"Real easy!" A yells.
"No sweat!" B yells.
Washuu pulls out a machine.
"This is my handy dandy Sailor Scout killer!" Washuu yells.
"Dead Sailor Scouts!" A yells.
"Scouts no more!" B yells.
The box is about five inches long and five inches wide.
"What does it do?" All the scouts ask at once.
"This!" Washuu yells. She opens the box. It's an ink pad. On the ink pad it says D.I.C.
"Not D.I.C!" All the scouts yell.
"Mwahahahahahahaha!" Washuu laughs.
"D.I.C will get ya!" A yells.
"D.I.C is evil!" B yells.
Washuu stamps every scout with the D.I.C stamp and one by one they disappear. Little Washuu is the ultimate winner! She has killed 9 sailor scouts!
"Yeah!" Washuu yells.
In the fight of Sailor Moon vs Tenchi Muyo, Tenchi Muyo is the winner!
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!