LADY CHIBI AND BRAIDEDBAKAGAMI'S SKIT
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relena- heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
narrarator- this is the end of the world for our perfect soldier!
Heero: I'm your boyfriend, I made out with you, what more do you want?!
relena- :-D glad you asked!
Heero: *swallows nervously*
relena- c'mere!!!!!!! (lunges on heero)
narrarator- oh the humanity!
Heero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
relena- (starts to take off heero's clothes)
narrarator- ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero:*passes out*
narrarator- all of a sudden heero rips relena off! we are saved!!!!!!!!
Thank god!!!
relena- (jumps on heero naked! Heeor fins out that relena is flat-chested)
narrarator- eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero:well this sucks...
relena- ill get breast implants sooon!!!!!!
Heero: yay!!!
relena- i thought you hated me like that!
Heero: If I have a stalker I'd prefer her to be hot
relena- oh ok!
relena- (goes in a frying pan that was burning for an hour)
relena- oww!
relena- you sure this is right?
Heero:ummmm....
Heero: oh well...atleast she'll leave me alone...
relena- hellllllllllloooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
relena- (starts to make out with heero)
Heero: oh well...
relena- dont you see my breast implants?
Heero: now you're getting it!!
relena- (whines) i have them right?
Heero: I think so...
relena- (takes out gun, poins it on heero's head and makes him watch the teletubbies again)
Heero: YES!!! YOU HAVE THE IMPALaNTS!!
relena- (turns off tv) now thats more like it!
relena- now what are you gonna do to me now?
Heero: ummmmmmm....I'll marry you...
relena- oh really!!!!!!!?
Heero: Yes.
relena- well good because we're already maried!
relena- i already got us married!
Heero: WHAT?!
relena- now we could have a little fun.....
relena- shut up!
relena- you're my bitch so shut up!
relena- (cracks whip into pieces)
Heero: *shuts up*
relena- thats better!
relena- i might as well do IT with you but......
relena- since there's a KID in here
relena- we'll watcha the teletubbies!
Heero: *still quite*
Heero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Heero: anything but that!
relena- CORRECTION! YOU'll watcha the teletubbies by yourself one!
relena- BWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: *starts crying*
relena- ahah! my bitch is crying!
Heero:*continues crying*
relena- (cracks whip) shut up!
Heero: *shuts up and crawls to Relena's feet on all fours*
heero- (naked)
relena- agghhh!!!! sick!
relena- (runs out and kills herself)
Heero: MWAHAHA!!!
narrarator- but sadly... relena comes back from hell!
relena- the relenagami is back from hell!
Heero: save me!!!
duo- helllo there heero! watcha doing?
Heero: Save me Duo!!! Relena is gonna kill me!!!!
duo- well i cant do it! she's too weird and crazy! for my powers to handle ask clownigami!
narrarator-duo goes away while heero is being tortured
Heero: TROWA!!! save me!!!!
trowa- (sign language) clownigami at your service
Heero: SAVE ME!!!!
trowa- (sign language) wish i could but relena's too crazy for my powers. ask peaceagami
narrarator- trowa leaves
Heero: SAVE ME QUATRE!!!!
quatre- hey heero! i see you are getting tortured by relenagami!
Heero: yes! save me QUATRE!!!!
quatre- dude! it sounds like your gay or something! ask justicegami!
narrarator-0 quatre leaves
Heero: SAVE ME WUFEI!!!!!
wufei- injustice! relena's torturing a man!
wufei- how disgraceful!
Heero: SAVE ME!!!
wufei- you're a man! do it yourself!
narrarator- before wufei leaves, he shivers and runs like hell
Heero: I can't!!!
relenagami- BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Heero: I'm all alone....
relenagami- no one will be stronger than me because i am relenagami!!!!!!!!
narrarator- all of a suddden
narrarator- sailor moon comes and kills relenagami!
Heero: My hero!!!
usagi( sailor moon)- c'mere! i've got real ones unlike her!
Heero: *crawls to usagi*
usagi- and they're really big!!!!!
Heero:take me with you!!!
usagi- might as welll cheat on mamoru
usagi- ( screws heero)
Heero: YAY!!!
nararator- hey! none of that crap here!
usagi and heero- (stops)
usagi and heero- (whines)
Heero: *pouts*
narrarator- here's a closet for you 2 to screw in okay?
Heero: drags usagi into closet
both of them- screws each other like hell
narrator: .......
narrarator- and relenagami is killed. usagi and heero are screwing each other. and THE END!
OmaeOKorosuBakay: so how'd you like it?
ChibiAngel281: very much1
OmaeOKorosuBakay: cool
OmaeOKorosuBakay: well ecverybody
OmaeOKorosuBakay: .....
ChibiAngel281: It was funny as hell!!!
OmaeOKorosuBakay: clap ok?
OmaeOKorosuBakay: yeah yeah that too
ChibiAngel281: *applause is heard*
OmaeOKorosuBakay: but we need some attention!!!!!
OmaeOKorosuBakay: more!
ChibiAngel281: *more applause*
OmaeOKorosuBakay: stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oww my ears!
Disclaimer- we don't own anything. Capheese?
relena- heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
narrarator- this is the end of the world for our perfect soldier!
Heero: I'm your boyfriend, I made out with you, what more do you want?!
relena- :-D glad you asked!
Heero: *swallows nervously*
relena- c'mere!!!!!!! (lunges on heero)
narrarator- oh the humanity!
Heero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
relena- (starts to take off heero's clothes)
narrarator- ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero:*passes out*
narrarator- all of a sudden heero rips relena off! we are saved!!!!!!!!
Thank god!!!
relena- (jumps on heero naked! Heeor fins out that relena is flat-chested)
narrarator- eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero:well this sucks...
relena- ill get breast implants sooon!!!!!!
Heero: yay!!!
relena- i thought you hated me like that!
Heero: If I have a stalker I'd prefer her to be hot
relena- oh ok!
relena- (goes in a frying pan that was burning for an hour)
relena- oww!
relena- you sure this is right?
Heero:ummmm....
Heero: oh well...atleast she'll leave me alone...
relena- hellllllllllloooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
relena- (starts to make out with heero)
Heero: oh well...
relena- dont you see my breast implants?
Heero: now you're getting it!!
relena- (whines) i have them right?
Heero: I think so...
relena- (takes out gun, poins it on heero's head and makes him watch the teletubbies again)
Heero: YES!!! YOU HAVE THE IMPALaNTS!!
relena- (turns off tv) now thats more like it!
relena- now what are you gonna do to me now?
Heero: ummmmmmm....I'll marry you...
relena- oh really!!!!!!!?
Heero: Yes.
relena- well good because we're already maried!
relena- i already got us married!
Heero: WHAT?!
relena- now we could have a little fun.....
relena- shut up!
relena- you're my bitch so shut up!
relena- (cracks whip into pieces)
Heero: *shuts up*
relena- thats better!
relena- i might as well do IT with you but......
relena- since there's a KID in here
relena- we'll watcha the teletubbies!
Heero: *still quite*
Heero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Heero: anything but that!
relena- CORRECTION! YOU'll watcha the teletubbies by yourself one!
relena- BWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: *starts crying*
relena- ahah! my bitch is crying!
Heero:*continues crying*
relena- (cracks whip) shut up!
Heero: *shuts up and crawls to Relena's feet on all fours*
heero- (naked)
relena- agghhh!!!! sick!
relena- (runs out and kills herself)
Heero: MWAHAHA!!!
narrarator- but sadly... relena comes back from hell!
relena- the relenagami is back from hell!
Heero: save me!!!
duo- helllo there heero! watcha doing?
Heero: Save me Duo!!! Relena is gonna kill me!!!!
duo- well i cant do it! she's too weird and crazy! for my powers to handle ask clownigami!
narrarator-duo goes away while heero is being tortured
Heero: TROWA!!! save me!!!!
trowa- (sign language) clownigami at your service
Heero: SAVE ME!!!!
trowa- (sign language) wish i could but relena's too crazy for my powers. ask peaceagami
narrarator- trowa leaves
Heero: SAVE ME QUATRE!!!!
quatre- hey heero! i see you are getting tortured by relenagami!
Heero: yes! save me QUATRE!!!!
quatre- dude! it sounds like your gay or something! ask justicegami!
narrarator-0 quatre leaves
Heero: SAVE ME WUFEI!!!!!
wufei- injustice! relena's torturing a man!
wufei- how disgraceful!
Heero: SAVE ME!!!
wufei- you're a man! do it yourself!
narrarator- before wufei leaves, he shivers and runs like hell
Heero: I can't!!!
relenagami- BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Heero: I'm all alone....
relenagami- no one will be stronger than me because i am relenagami!!!!!!!!
narrarator- all of a suddden
narrarator- sailor moon comes and kills relenagami!
Heero: My hero!!!
usagi( sailor moon)- c'mere! i've got real ones unlike her!
Heero: *crawls to usagi*
usagi- and they're really big!!!!!
Heero:take me with you!!!
usagi- might as welll cheat on mamoru
usagi- ( screws heero)
Heero: YAY!!!
nararator- hey! none of that crap here!
usagi and heero- (stops)
usagi and heero- (whines)
Heero: *pouts*
narrarator- here's a closet for you 2 to screw in okay?
Heero: drags usagi into closet
both of them- screws each other like hell
narrator: .......
narrarator- and relenagami is killed. usagi and heero are screwing each other. and THE END!
OmaeOKorosuBakay: so how'd you like it?
ChibiAngel281: very much1
OmaeOKorosuBakay: cool
OmaeOKorosuBakay: well ecverybody
OmaeOKorosuBakay: .....
ChibiAngel281: It was funny as hell!!!
OmaeOKorosuBakay: clap ok?
OmaeOKorosuBakay: yeah yeah that too
ChibiAngel281: *applause is heard*
OmaeOKorosuBakay: but we need some attention!!!!!
OmaeOKorosuBakay: more!
ChibiAngel281: *more applause*
OmaeOKorosuBakay: stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oww my ears!