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A/N: :-( No one reviewed my last one!!!! I'm sooo sad!!! Anyways, I dunno why I'm still posting up these, but I guess itz cuz I like to write and plus this one is dedicated to a good friend of mine: Evil Insperaition(formerly known as Dadoosh)

This one is Dedicated to you cuz you're a great friend, review most of my work and you were the one that told me who sang this song.

beegees@gundamwing.net

Guy's Love Lives: # 4: Dudley

by: me, Sunburn

Dudley's POV

When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather in a beautiful world
I wish I was special, you're so fucking special

Dammit, looking at you makes my eyes hurt. You're so beautiful. I wish I could be as perfect as you.

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here
I don't belong here

I come up to you and ask you to go have dinner with me. You reply by saying once I've lost half my body weight, you would. I've tried everything. Well, almost everything.


I don't care if it hurts, I want to have control
I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice when I'm not around
You're so fucking special, I wish I was special

I overheard my evil cousin speaking about a very powerful and satanic wizard by the name of Voldy something. He killed my aunt, uncle and made that horrendous scar on his forehead.


But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here
I don't belong here

I go to him and ask him if he could possibly make me perfect, just for you. He just laughs and is about to use his wooden stick thingy to hurt me. I blurt out that I could help him destroy my cousin, Harry Potter.

She's running out again
She's running out
She run run run run
Run

He just looked at me with hollow, evil snake-like eyes. He spared me and granted me my wish. I slowly start glowing and grow slightly less balloon like.


Whatever makes you happy, whatever you want
You're so fucking special, I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

I got thinner and thinner, but when the realization came to me that I wasn't stopping, it was too late. I screamed loudly as I nearly broke in half.

What the hell am I doing here
I don't belong here
I don't belong here

Now I'm in between worlds. And the instant I left Earth, I knew that I never belonged there. Not any more.

A/N: Okey Dokey, that one is pretty much the worse one I have written. I'm gettin worse and worse. Well, it only took me about 6 minutes to write it, so since I have no school today (Snow Make UP, we have a lot of those in TX) I might write another one. I also wrote a little thing about my "retirement" but FF.net, took it off and warned me. So, I'm gonna write a humor fic that's really long (well, long for me) and post it up there. So look for it, and r/r please!!!

PS. If you're not caught up here is what I have left:

1)Harry (check)

2)Ron (check)

3)Malfoy (check)

4)Dudley (check)

5)Cedric

6)Snape

7)Sirius

8)Lupin

9)Peter

Disclaimer: The parts w/o lyrics are mine. The song is performed by Radiohead. The characters belong to Joanne Kathleen Rowling.