Disclaimer: I dont own Evangelion. If I did, I'd be sueing all you copyright infringers. No lemurs were harmed or severely flung in any way. I gave a cat a mowhawk but that was all.
To the guy who asked me to write a lemon, NO! NEVER! WHAT DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT!!
Part 3
"BAKA SHINJI WHERE WERE YOU!!!" Asuka shrieked at the top of her lungs at Shinji who was just sitting there on the couch. "Why weren't you in school?"
"Somewhere."
"What did you just say?"
"I don't have to justify myself to you." he replied calmly.
After that, Asuka slapped him across the face rather hard. Shinji responded to this by backhanding Asuka himself. "Don't hit me again." Shinji stated coldly. Asuka reacted by holding her cheek and retreating to her room and locking the door while he looked on.
A little later, Asuka was in her room wondering with tears in her eyes, what she could have done to make Shinji strike her. "What, what did I do?" The gears in her head began to turn, thinking back to when Rei was a vampire, how forward and more forceful she was. "That's it! Rei's still a vampire and she made Shinji into one too! Good thing I still have those stakes. I'm gonna have to use them after all." Asuka wiped the tears from her eyes and went to her closet to retrieve the stakes. She grabbed one and headed out to get Rei.
Meanwhile, Shinji decided to talk to Toji because he had not seen him all day. "Hello, Toji."
"Hey, Shinji. Where were you this morning? We didn't see you in school. Asuka keep you up late last night? Heheheheh."
"No, it wasn't Asuka. God, she isn't even my type."
"No.. don't tell me... You slept with Misato!"
"We both wish, Toji."
"Then why weren't you in school today?"
"I had a synch test today and I decided that I needed a break today, so I skipped school and went to my synch test with Rei."
"Oh, now I see. (snicker) (singsong voice) Rei and Shinji sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Shinji you dog!"
"No, Toji. It's more like Rei and Shinji sitting in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G."
Now Toji is just sitting there, jaw agape with a slight nosebleed. Shinji is sitting there chuckling quietly.
"You didn't."
"Yes, Toji, I did."
At this moment, Asuka decides to emerge from her room carrying her stake.
"Hang on a sec, hey Asuka, where are you going?"
"To kill that bitch Wondergirl." With that she exited out the door.
"Toji, I gotta go. I'll see you in class tomorrow. Okay, bye."
After he hung up, he quickly dialed Rei's number.
"Hello? Shinji?
"Rei, it's me Shinji. Get out of your apartment, Asuka is coming to kill you. Go to Kasumi's Diner. I'll meet you there. Get out now Rei." He hung up and left for Kasumi's Diner, taking his cell phone and leaving a not for Misato.
Rei found Shinji 15 minutes later in a booth just sitting there.
"Hello, Shinji." He turned around to find Rei smiling at him.
"Hello Rei. Please sit down." After she sat down, the waitress came over.
"Hi. Can I get you anything?"
"Yes. I'll have a coke."
"Anything for you, miss?"
"Tea please."
"Okay. I'l' be right back with your order." and with that she left.
"What are we going to do now with this development?" Rei said calmly with a worried tone in her voice.
"We can't keep running from her forever. We have to confront her sometime." he said with a hint of regret in his voice.
"I know. What will you do?"
At this time, the waitress came back with their orders. "Thank you." they both said.
"Your welcome." she said and walked away.
"I don't know what I'll do Rei. I just don't know."
"You'll think of something Shinji. I know you will." she said putting her hand over his.
SLAM! The door burst open, revealing a very annoyed looking Asuka. She looked around and found Rei looking at her. Asuka made a bee line straight for Rei only to be interrupted by Shinji. "Out of my way Shinji! She deserves to die!"
"Does she?" he cooly replied.
"Yes she does now stand aside, baka!"
"Let's take this outside, Asuka." Rei calmly said, much to the surprise of Asuka.
"Allright, First Child, now everyone can see how much better I am than you." Asuka strutted right out of the restaraunt.
"You have a plan, don't you Rei?" he asked.
"I believe it will confuse her and drive her nuts."
"Easy for you to say. You don't have to live with her."
Rei walked out of the restaraunt with shinji close behind her. When they met Asuka outside, Rei calmly walked into direct sunlight.
"Asuka," she said,"how do you kill a vampire?"
"That's easy. A stake through the heart or exposure to sun..." At this moment, Asuka realized that Rei was standing in direct sunlight and facing the sun. Now Asuka was really confused. After thinking about it for a while, Asuka screamed, threw her stake to the ground and stormed off. Not really upset at anyone, just mad that she was proven wrong. "Asuka you have a synch test to go to." Rei called after her.
Shinji was just amazed at what jusst happened.
"Rei, You are a genius." he said putting an arm around her as they walke off to watch Asuka's synch test. He was pretty sure that they would not have to deal with Asuka any more.
To the guy who asked me to write a lemon, NO! NEVER! WHAT DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT!!
Part 3
"BAKA SHINJI WHERE WERE YOU!!!" Asuka shrieked at the top of her lungs at Shinji who was just sitting there on the couch. "Why weren't you in school?"
"Somewhere."
"What did you just say?"
"I don't have to justify myself to you." he replied calmly.
After that, Asuka slapped him across the face rather hard. Shinji responded to this by backhanding Asuka himself. "Don't hit me again." Shinji stated coldly. Asuka reacted by holding her cheek and retreating to her room and locking the door while he looked on.
A little later, Asuka was in her room wondering with tears in her eyes, what she could have done to make Shinji strike her. "What, what did I do?" The gears in her head began to turn, thinking back to when Rei was a vampire, how forward and more forceful she was. "That's it! Rei's still a vampire and she made Shinji into one too! Good thing I still have those stakes. I'm gonna have to use them after all." Asuka wiped the tears from her eyes and went to her closet to retrieve the stakes. She grabbed one and headed out to get Rei.
Meanwhile, Shinji decided to talk to Toji because he had not seen him all day. "Hello, Toji."
"Hey, Shinji. Where were you this morning? We didn't see you in school. Asuka keep you up late last night? Heheheheh."
"No, it wasn't Asuka. God, she isn't even my type."
"No.. don't tell me... You slept with Misato!"
"We both wish, Toji."
"Then why weren't you in school today?"
"I had a synch test today and I decided that I needed a break today, so I skipped school and went to my synch test with Rei."
"Oh, now I see. (snicker) (singsong voice) Rei and Shinji sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Shinji you dog!"
"No, Toji. It's more like Rei and Shinji sitting in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G."
Now Toji is just sitting there, jaw agape with a slight nosebleed. Shinji is sitting there chuckling quietly.
"You didn't."
"Yes, Toji, I did."
At this moment, Asuka decides to emerge from her room carrying her stake.
"Hang on a sec, hey Asuka, where are you going?"
"To kill that bitch Wondergirl." With that she exited out the door.
"Toji, I gotta go. I'll see you in class tomorrow. Okay, bye."
After he hung up, he quickly dialed Rei's number.
"Hello? Shinji?
"Rei, it's me Shinji. Get out of your apartment, Asuka is coming to kill you. Go to Kasumi's Diner. I'll meet you there. Get out now Rei." He hung up and left for Kasumi's Diner, taking his cell phone and leaving a not for Misato.
Rei found Shinji 15 minutes later in a booth just sitting there.
"Hello, Shinji." He turned around to find Rei smiling at him.
"Hello Rei. Please sit down." After she sat down, the waitress came over.
"Hi. Can I get you anything?"
"Yes. I'll have a coke."
"Anything for you, miss?"
"Tea please."
"Okay. I'l' be right back with your order." and with that she left.
"What are we going to do now with this development?" Rei said calmly with a worried tone in her voice.
"We can't keep running from her forever. We have to confront her sometime." he said with a hint of regret in his voice.
"I know. What will you do?"
At this time, the waitress came back with their orders. "Thank you." they both said.
"Your welcome." she said and walked away.
"I don't know what I'll do Rei. I just don't know."
"You'll think of something Shinji. I know you will." she said putting her hand over his.
SLAM! The door burst open, revealing a very annoyed looking Asuka. She looked around and found Rei looking at her. Asuka made a bee line straight for Rei only to be interrupted by Shinji. "Out of my way Shinji! She deserves to die!"
"Does she?" he cooly replied.
"Yes she does now stand aside, baka!"
"Let's take this outside, Asuka." Rei calmly said, much to the surprise of Asuka.
"Allright, First Child, now everyone can see how much better I am than you." Asuka strutted right out of the restaraunt.
"You have a plan, don't you Rei?" he asked.
"I believe it will confuse her and drive her nuts."
"Easy for you to say. You don't have to live with her."
Rei walked out of the restaraunt with shinji close behind her. When they met Asuka outside, Rei calmly walked into direct sunlight.
"Asuka," she said,"how do you kill a vampire?"
"That's easy. A stake through the heart or exposure to sun..." At this moment, Asuka realized that Rei was standing in direct sunlight and facing the sun. Now Asuka was really confused. After thinking about it for a while, Asuka screamed, threw her stake to the ground and stormed off. Not really upset at anyone, just mad that she was proven wrong. "Asuka you have a synch test to go to." Rei called after her.
Shinji was just amazed at what jusst happened.
"Rei, You are a genius." he said putting an arm around her as they walke off to watch Asuka's synch test. He was pretty sure that they would not have to deal with Asuka any more.