Remember when I wrote about yesterday, when Wendy said that she was too old for me? I fixed it, but just temporarily.

So I was taking a walk through the woods behind the shack, before I stopped to take a break. Those crystals that made me a little taller (before Gideon got his hands on it and made Mabel and I small), I noticed one weird crystal. It was white-ish pink color. I watched it as a leaf landed on it and instantly turned brown (it was a green leaf before).

So then I had an idea. I picked up a seed from the floor (a helicopter seed) and touched the crystal with it and the seed grew roots and a stem. I couldn't just leave it though so I planted it somewhere.

Next to the pink one, there was a white-ish red colored crystal. I picked up the brown leaf and it turned green on impact with the crystal. I found time changing crystals! A great discovery!

Mabel and Soos were out for the day, so it was just Stan, Wendy and I. I pocketed some of the crystals (in a jar I had on me for some reason) and took off. If Wendy wants to date an older guy, I could make myself older for her! Sure, I'll skip on a few years, but it won't be that bad! At least, that's what I thought.

I double-checked with Wendy if she would date an older guy (which she replied with the same answer as yesterday) so I put those crystals to use. I went up to my room, used the 'forward crystal,' (that's what I'm calling it. The other one is the 'backwards crystal') and made myself older.

At least, I think I did. I was about the same height as Robbie (a few inches off from him) and I looked about fifteen but I wasn't sure. But I decided to check anyway. I went back downstairs (after stealing Stan's clothes. Thankfully, the hat still fit) and met up with Wendy.

She was perplexed at first but took it as a dream.

I'm not sure how long we hung out but eventually, Stan caught us both and made us both do work. Me included. He gave me the hard jobs (worse than what he already gave me) and told me that if I was older then I would have to work harder.

Honestly, it made sense, so I didn't argue, but his jobs he was giving me kept getting harder and harder.

Eventually, I asked him why his jobs were so tough and he said that, and I quote, "If you're older and wiser, you have a bigger responsibility and a larger role to play." It was one of the smartest things I ever heard from Stan.

That's when I made up my mind. I told him that I was going to live out my childhood the right way! He seemed proud of me and let me off of those jobs. I went back into the attic, used Mabel's mirror to check my height (and I'm sure my age is back to normal too) and went back to apologize to Wendy.

She was pretty chill about it (which is one thing I like about her. She can stay calm through anything. And I do mean anything) and was quick to tell me that 'it was no big deal.' Which I appreciated. She said that we were still friends and that she did enjoy hanging out with me today. At least one good thing came out of it. ...Okay, TWO good things came out of it. 1. Stan gave me a valuable lesson 'Don't rush childhood.' 2. I got to hang out with Wendy.

Now I really hope Mabel doesn't get this. If she finds out about this, I might as well die. She will NEVER let me live this down.

Author's Note

I actually found out not that long ago that Alex wanted to create an episode when Dipper got older. I had this idea before I found out so it was pretty funny when I found out.