A/N: I was bored so I wrote this

A/N: I was bored so I wrote this.  Hope it's good.

Disclaimer: JKR owns Herm harry and ron, but I don't think she'll want them after I'm finished with this fic… they may be cursed forever… (kidding)

(Harry, Ron, and Hermione are in the common room)

Harry: I'm Bored

Ron: I'm Boreder

Herm: Let's go to the library!!!

Harry:  We aren't that bored!

Ron: Let's go outside

Herm: But it's raining.

Harry: I KNOW!!!  We could go swimming in the lake!!!

Herm: YAY!!

Ron: I don't think that's a very good idea, guys.

Harry: Aw, come on!  It'll be fun!!

Ron: But—

Herm: When have you been such a goody goody?

Ron: I'm not—hey, wait a minute, herm, since when have you approved of this?  It breaks a million rules!

Herm: Who's Herm?

Harry: Uh, duh, it's you

Herm: I'm not Herm!!

Ron: I think she's having a mental breakdown.

Herm: Can I have some tea?

Harry: Are you alright?

Herm: NO!!!  I… WANT… TEA!!!!!!!!!

Ron: I hate tea!

Herm: HOW DARE YOU INSULT TEA!!!! TRAITOR!

Harry: Uh, why don't you sit down- I know!!  We can play psychologists!

Herm: I WANT TEA!!

Ron: We don't have any!  Deal with it.

Herm: (Jumping up and down and shooting laser powered marshmallows from her ears) TEATEATEATEATEATEA!!!

Ron: Er.. harry?  How about we go swimming in the lake?

Harry: (glancing at Herm) good idea. (the two shuffle off, and break into a run)

Herm: WAIT!!! (in creepy frog voice) I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU!!! (goes on an angry tirade throughout the castle until Ron & Harry return)

Ron: (looking at the fat lady) do you think it's safe in there?

Harry: Come'on, lets go. (to the fat lady) Fluffernutter.  Let us in! (walk in to find herm nestled on a couch drinking tea and humming)

Herm: Lalala, sing a little happy song, whee!!

Ron: What are you doing, Herm?

Herm: Why, drinking Tea!  Want some?

Harry:  Yeah!!  Let's have a tea party!! (tables with tea appear and harry and herm sits down)  Ron!  Join us!

Ron:  Er… OKAY!!!  TEATEATEATEATEA (dances the jig)

Later that day:

Harry: I'm Bored

Ron: I'm Boreder

Herm: Let's go to the library!!!

Harry:  We aren't that bored!

Ron: Let's go outside

Herm: But it's raining.

Harry: I KNOW!!!  We could go swimming in the lake!!!

A/N: Uh, yeah.  That was weird.  I don't think it was funny, but you decide.  REVIEW!!!! Bye (runs off rambling about tea)