Author's Notes of Wisdom Craziness: Let's see here shall we? To anyone who thinks this is a rip-off of After the Outing, it isn't. I got the idea to write a murderous Mario fanfic from it, but no more. So thanks to the author of that story for the inspiration! The last chapter was a little weird, but I have read weirder on this site. I wrote this at 3 in the morning so look out. As for this chapter, wellWe shall find out as we read
Chapter 5: Recovery
The crew (Mario, Luigi, Prince Toadstool, Princess Jennifer, and Toad) all went to the hospital the next day.
"How is he?" Mario asked a mushroom doctor.
"Well, he made it through the night with relative ease. He is still in critical condition, we had to give him a liver, one kidney, and one lung transplant.'
"Oh my goodness," exclaimed Jennifer.
"He is going back in for surgery later this afternoon; a skin graph. I will let you get on with your life," Said the mushroom doctor, grabbed his clipboard, and walked out.
Mario started pacing the room and finally stopped and grabbed his head, he screamed in pain and collapsed.
Back in his castle, Bowser was enjoying his new, machine. It send frequencies to any target specified and the target, will hear such an ear splitting screech, it causes then to be put out cold. Bowser went to his communications device.
"Sire, the Telegraphonicsplicescreechomaticatronolinka is operational."
"Excellent, I will be outside your castle tomorrow" the mysterious cloaked figure shut of his commutation device.
In his majestic thrown, the cloaked figure sat, holding and examining Peach's arm.
"So it is said, so shall it be done." The figure stormed off to his room.
Back in the hospital, Mario woke up, still on the floor, just with a pillow under his head, with the worst headache he had ever had in his life.
"Whawhat the hell just happened?" said Mario weakly.
"Not sure, you have been out for a while, bout 5 hours." Princess Jennifer said, handing him an icepack.
Mario staggered up and moved for a chair, he collapsed again but his brother caught him.
"Whoa there," Luigi said and helped his brother into the big cushy chair.
"I knowI know what would, cure me," said Mario as enthusiastically as he could, "a beer."
"You look drunk to hell and back 15 times already," said Toad, handing Mario Jennifer's make-up mirror.
"HOLY SHIT!!!"
"Keep it down Mario" Luigi said, handing his brother a glass of water.
Mario fell asleep and had the weirdest dream.
He was running through a dark hallway, it had strange display cases in it with even stranger things inside. He stopped at one case, the little bronze plaque on it read "Arm and Tongue of the famed, Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom". Mario kept running, he ran into a room where there were chains and torture devices. He saw all his friends on the tables, Luigi, Toad, Princess Jennifer, and Detective Porcini. He felt something behind him and turned around just in time to see a huge mushroom figure chain him to a wall. The figure was just about to remove his cloak when Mario woke up in a cold sweat, screaming.
"Dad, breathe, it's all ok." Mario's daughter comforted him.
"Everyone, tables, torture, figure in cloak, so, so" Mario hugged his knees and started shivering.
Toad grabbed a blanket and gave it to Mario. At that moment, the detective woke up from his coma.
"Uhhh, where ammm I?" Detective Porcini groaned and tried to sit up.
The doctor came in and filled in Porcini.
"You were found outside the station with astonishing wounds; your were immediately transferred over here for liver, lung, and kidney transplants."
Porcini inspected his scares in awe. He had huge slashed from his right hip to his left shoulder. He felt a bandage on his neck and peeled it away. Under the bandage was a wound that looked like it was from the deepest bowls of Hell itself. It was about 4 or 5 inches long across his throat and he could feel a vein coming out, he looked in a mirror and relived there was no skin on a huge portion of his neck.
"I remember who did this to me," said the wounded detective, "He has a castle in the neighboring kingdom."