::Cherry:: Like we said, we're back. *groans from readers...again* SHUT-UP DAMN YOU!
::Geo:: Whoa, don't threaten the readers. UNLESS THEY DON'T REVIEW! Whoa...that was unexpected...
Anyways, yeah...this is the second chapter. Yeah!
::Cherry:: Disclaimer time!! can i do it?! can I? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEE!!!
::Geo:: *sigh* Just like a child...yes, Cherry, you can do the disclaimer.
::Cherry:: Woo-hoo!
::Geo:: However, one limitation...NOTHING ON YOUR FREAKIN' PANTS!
::Cherry:: Damnit...whatever. I have a dog. his name is Moses (yup that's his real name) I have 2 other dogs, named Tipsy and Jasper, They are morons. I love them tons! but that's all i own. that and my many anime posters (thank you GEO!) so in closing i'd like to say, i have a dog, i have 3 dogs, and trillions of posters, and a dream, but that is it. Gundam boys not mine. Thank you, and...goodnight *bows*
::Geo:: *Head in hands* For the love of God...For Heaven's sakes...For all that is Holy...
Once again, she forgot something. The female characters and their personality DO belong to us, since they are us. And of course, we own ourselves. Well...I don't know about Cherry. Something about selling her soul...*shrugs* whatever.
Anyways italics are once again, telepathic link. What do you say, Cherry. On with the fic?
::Cherry:: Who told you about my soul? *glares evilly* sure why not? i mean that's why they're *points at reader* here! ON WITH THE FIC!
Chapter 2: Girls Can't Fight
Also known as "Wufei's Lesson in Why You Should NOT Anger Women with guns...or whips..."
"I don't get it why we have to be waiting here for these...people." Wufei said impatiently.
"Yeah, well it said we had a new mission, with another team. We have to follow orders and join up with them here." Quatre said looking down at his new Oxfords.
"Do we know these people?" Duo asked Heero who was inspecting the sheet that outlined their mission.
"No. I don't think so. It just says classified on the sheet." Heero shrugged.
Suddenly, a silver Sunfire convertible came screaming down the highway at break-neck speed. Robbie Williams blaring on the hyped up sound system. The car swerved a 360 and screeched to a halt a good distance from the boys.
Next came a black Mercedes, cruisin' down the highway and blaring loudly from its speakers was the unmistakable tune of 'Born to Be Wild.' It halted in front of the silver car.
The figure in the Mercedes hopped out over the top of the door of her "topless" car, as the one in the silver car sat on the top of her door and flipped her legs over the top.
"Di I loved that song! why couldn't you keep it on?"
"I have it on tape. A more important question. Why do you INSIST on ruining the alignment of your car? I am NOT going to fix the frickin' thing every single time..."
"You're no fun."
The two turned and walked towards the guys. One, had shoulder length brownish-reddish hair and was wearing a black leather jacket. She was wearing a pair of sunglasses. The other had golden hair to the middle of her back, she was wearing a long black coat and leather pants. They walked up to the guys, as if by slow-motion. Meanwhile, the guys were staring.
"Who are THEY?" Duo said, obviously impressed.
"Onnas, it doesn't matter who they are, all onnas are alike." Wufei said crossing his arms.
"Obviously, they're our new teammates." Quatre pointed out.
"They-they're girls!" Heero said a little shocked.
"They're WOMEN!" Duo exclaimed winking at Heero.
Suddenly the two were in front of them.
"Do you recognize them from anywhere?" Gwen telepathically asked Di.
"They look oddly...familiar...where...?"
They gasped in surprise, the brunette taking off her sunglasses and glared.
"YOU!" They both cried in unison. The guys couldn't help being somewhat shocked.
"What?! Wh-what did we do?" Duo asked nervously.
"You five...the warehouse...argh, never mind," muttered Di.
"We're your new partners. I'm Gwen, this is Di..."
"You're women! Onna's can't fight!" Wufei interrupted Gwen.
"Oh really?" Gwen asked, a sly smile crossing her face. "Hey Di, this guy said that we can't fight. What do you want to do about it?"
"Like always. Prove we can." Di replied, an amused look on her face.
"Should I go first? Or would you like to do the honors?" Gwen asked reaching under her coat to her belt.
"You." Di smirked. "This is gonna be good."
Gwen suddenly whipped out a blue whip from beneath her coat where it lay hidden from sight. Lashing it out, the whip wrapped around Duo's gun.
"H-hey!" Duo yelled as he saw his gun get flung up into the air. The whip lashed out again grabbing Trowa's gun and flinging it out into the air also. Gwen smiled and lashed out with her whip. it wrapped itself around Wufei's ankles, pulling him to the ground. Then she threw her whip in the air and caught Duo's and Trowa's guns. She immediately opened fire on Wufei, where he lay on the ground. Firing shots inches away from his body. Gwen then raised her left arm not taking her eyes of Wufei and still firing, and her whip, which had wound itself, slid down her arm. Gwen shot a couple more shots around Wufei's head, then stopped. She bowed, and threw Duo and Trowa their guns back. Wufei, was trying to stand, but was having great difficulties in getting his shaking legs to work.
"I don't know, Gwen. That's going to be pretty damn hard to top," Di said casually.
"Meh, you can do it." Gwen shrugged as she put her whip back under her coat. The Gundam boys were shocked. They didn't expect that you could do so much with a...whip...and there was still more. Di stepped forward.
"Ok, ok! i believe you! Onna's can fight!" Wufei said leaning on Quatre.
"You don't sound...convinced... I should...demonstrate...my own talents," Di said, greatly amused by his reaction. "Gwen, you know what to do."
Gwen saluted, smiling knowingly. "Yes Captain!" She ran back to the cars and took out a black duffel bag. She then proceeded to walk past the Gundam boys and kept going for about 700 metres.
"What the hell is she doing now?" Asked Duo, squinting at the tiny figure of Gwen setting something on the ground.
"You'll see," replied Di, smirking.
Gwen ran back, smiling. "All set."
"Thanks..." Di replied.
"You guys are going to love this." Chuckled Gwen, standing behind Di. The Gundam boys looked back at Di. She no longer had the amused look, but a serious one, almost...evil...
"I don't think I'm going to like this..." Duo said nervously. Di's look was much different than Gwen's sly one...totally serious.
Suddenly, she whipped out a Cougar Magnum (good-shoot-through-absolutely-anything gun) and pointed it straight for Trowa's head. So quickly that the move was hardly noticeable, the shot whizzed past their heads as she shot once, twice, three times at everyone. A click was heard as she got to Wufei's head. She rolled her eyes and dropped the gun to the ground. "Damn it all! Out again." Wufei breathed a sigh of relief. However, Di reached down to her boot and took out a smaller gun, which had been concealed there. She aimed straight for the middle of Wufei's forehead. She stayed in that position much longer than the others. As if she was contemplating whether to...get rid of him. However, the shot went right past him, as it had for the others. She smiled and started to twirl the gun around her finger. Stopping suddenly, she winked at Wufei and returned the gun to its place.
After a few moments of shocked silence, Quatre asked, somewhat nervously, "So, what WAS Gwen doing out there?" He pointed out to where Gwen had been moments before.
Di shrugged. "Check it out. I know what happened." With that, she picked up the Cougar Magnum and headed back to her car. Gwen smiled and winked. She turned and followed Di.
Duo smiled. "I like her!" Heero rolled his eyes.
"I want to see what she was doing. Let's go."
They walked the 700 meters and came to the spot where Gwen was. There they saw five apples neatly split in half by bullets.
"How could she see from way over there?" Asked Quatre to no one in particular.
They turned and ran back to the cars where Di was leaning on her Mercedes and Gwen was sitting on the hood of her own.
"I'll take...you... you...and you. Come on," Said Gwen as she hopped into her seat, pointing to Duo, Heero and Trowa.
Duo smiled. "Woo-hoo! I get the front seat!" He jumped in beside Gwen. Heero sighed and Trowa smiled...slightly...and hopped into the back. Di turned to the remaining guys. She smiled weakly.
"Well, you two are stuck with me. Let's go." She jumped over the top of the door, once again and turned the ignition on and put her sunglasses back on. Quatre smiled as he got into the front seat, by opening the door, as Wufei dived into the back seat, trying to put as much distance from the "crazy onna with the guns hidden who-KNOWS-where."
Gwen turned on the ignition and they sped away down the highway.
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::Geo:: YEAH! Gwen and Di KICK ASS!
::Cherry:: Hehehe you mean WE kick ass seeing as WE are Gwen and Di.
::Geo:: I enjoy talking in the third person once in a while, thank you very much.
::Cherry:: It's 3:00 in the frickin' morning! I don't have the sense for Third person!! let's just say they, and us, are cool.
::Geo:: Can't wait until the next chapter! Let's just say Gwen and Di (or us, if you will) now demonstrate their driving skills.
::Cherry:: hehheehhehe excellent *hunches over keyboard grinning evilly*
::Geo:: *whacks Cherry* Riiighttt...you scare me...you really do. Anyways, see you next chapter! Same bat time, same bat channel! Come on Cherry! Back to the Fanfic-cave!
::Cherry:: nanananananananananananananna FANFIC!
::Geo:: That was soooooo bad...but interesting!
::Cherry:: it's only funny cuz it's 3:30 in the frickin' morning (yes folks it did take us half an hour to get this far.) now let's go to bed!
::Geo:: That sounds somewhat disgusting, Cherry.
::Cherry:: EEEEEEEWWWW!!! HENTAI!!! you're sleeping on the floor!
::Geo:: Me?!?!?! This is my frickin' house! Whatever...see you all later...this insanity has gone on WAY to long!