::Geo:: WELCOME TO HELL!!!
::Cherry:: a.k.a our fanfic. Yes, we've been away for quite some time, due to exams, and glitches in the Matrix....
::Geo:: We're sorry...we just finished watching The Matrix (as you can tell). Actually, this is my third time watching it. And I have to say...Keanu Reeves is hot...*drool*
::Cherry:: somebody's a little obsessed... yeah, that movie was cool! Anyways, basically our time frames have been outta whack lately so we haven't been able to get together to write the next chapter!
::Geo:: *out of la-la land* But finally! Success! We finally have the third chapter! BWAHAHAHAHA!
::Cherry:: we've basically known this story for a LONG time, and now (seeing as we're getting our butts in gear...) will have to remember the ENTIRE story line just for you....but that's why we love you...wait a minute...
::Geo:: So, who will be the lucky person to roll the disclaimer this time? (Boy oh boy, I wonder...)
::Cherry:: Ok, I've hadn't much time to think about this (seeing as I almost completely forgot about this fic.) so I'll just use a creative disclaimer that I've made up for one of my other fanfics in my singular account. ahem:
"Everybody sing along,
to this dumb disclaimer song!
I like banana's they are fruit,
I like horns they're fun to toot,
I like GW cuz the characters are hot,
but unfortunately, GW we own not!"
Thank you, thank you! That one took me all of 5 minutes to think up! I know you love me! *bow*
::Geo:: Why oh why, God? Is this a test? A test of my patience...*sigh* Anyways, I'll remind you right now "italics" means telepathic speaking between Di and Gwen.
Anyways, we'd better get on with the fic!
::Cherry:: Alrighty then!
Chapter 3:
Girls Can't Drive
(AKA Wufei's important lesson in not to tempt fate while he's still alive...)
The road stretched for hours. Hardly any cars passed the Sunfire convertible and the Mercedes convertible on that long stretch of dusty road. What made it even worse was the intense heat and the humidity.
'Why oh why do we have to wear black? How about something nice and light and cottony?'
'I think the heat is getting to you, Gwen.'
However, it was a very beautiful day. Two cars, driving down the highway with nothing but road and a blue sky above them. It was actually quite a peaceful day...had Wufei decided to keep his mouth shut...
"Why don't you drive faster? My grandmother could drive faster than you." He muttered under his breath, talking about Di.
"Uh...Wufei? I wouldn't do that..." Quatre looked nervously at Di who just happened to be muttering some choice words herself.
"I can't drive? Your grandmother could drive faster than me...I'll show YOU fast, buddy, I'll show you..."
Unfortunately, Di had quite some pride about her driving skills. She had spent many hours perfecting them, since many times she had been the one in the driver's seat.
"Are you sure about that, kid?" She asked, tensely.
"Think about your answer..." Quatre began, but he never finished. Wufei was grinning, all of a sudden regaining his confidence.
"Of course I'm sure. Onnas. Can't. Drive." He said pronunciating the last three words.
'Did you hear that, Gwen?'
'Of course I did. So...which one do we want to show 'em now? How about my personal fave, the 360 backlash?"
"Perfect..."
"Hold on guys, it seems that your friend over there seems to have some doubts about our driving skills, so it seems that we'll have to take some measures to eliminate those doubts." Gwen smiled to her passengers who just looked at her like frightened puppies.
Both cars seemed to pick up speed as they progressed along the highway. Suddenly Di stopped. She whipped out her arm to save Quatre from hitting his head on the dash board because of the sudden lack of movement. Wufei however, didn't have any arm there, so his head bounced off the back of Quatre's seat.
"Ow...stupid onna, what are you doing?" He asked, rubbing his forehead.
"This, my friends, is what we like to call 'The 360 Backlash'. Hope you enjoy it..." Di smirked. Both Quatre and Wufei looked at her with looks of horror creeping across their faces. They didn't seem to notice that Gwen had kept going and actually sped up about ten more clicks until they heard Duo's distinct voice off in the distance.
"GOOOOOD JOOOOOB WUUUUFEI!!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET US KIIIIIIILLLED!!!!!" Gwen's car had just disappeared over the horizon, and all was silent again. For a while that is. They heard a loud roaring and looked up. Gwen's car was coming at top speed straight at them. To make things worse, Di started her car up and sped down the highway towards Gwen. Quatre was cowering at the bottom of his seat, and Wufei was...well, let's just say he didn't seem so manly crying in the back. The occupants of Gwen's car were screaming threats, mainly at Wufei. The two cars sped towards each other, growing closer and closer until Quatre could almost see the white's of Duo's eyes. Then, just as they were about to collide, both drivers swerved in opposite directions, causing their cars both to do 360's and ending up, side by side, both facing the same way. The two cars stopped, and the GW boys slowly came out from their hiding spots. Trowa and Heero, who were crouching on the floor of the car, sat up and looked around. Duo, who was holding onto his seatbelt for dear life, was busy trying to unbuckle himself so he could get at Wufei's throat. Wufei was too busy trying to stop his constant nosebleeds to notice Duo's frantic motions. Quatre just stared at Di, with a look mixed with admiration and sheer terror.
"So tell me again Wufei, who can't drive?" Di smirked as she looked back at the pilot.
"M-my grandmother can't d-drive..." He stuttered.
"That's right. Now boys, you must realize that this wasn't ALL Wufei's fault, just most of it. So don't KILL him. But you have our permission to hurt him a lot. That's ok." Gwen smiled as she tried to hold Duo down.
"So...where were we going before this all started?" Di asked innocently to Quatre.
"Uh...training?" He replied somewhat nervously.
"Righty-o! Let's go!" Gwen started up her engine and lead the group down the highway.
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"So, Gwen, I never did read this part of the mission. Why are we even bothering to train them? For another team, or something?"
"Tsk, tsk, Di. You should read more carefully."
"I usually don't waste my time with crap like that."
"Shame on you Di. Well, I don't really know."
"Oh, that's rich..."
"You have the folder, don't you?"
"Of course."
"Then make Quatre read it."
"Fine."
"Yo, Quatre, you want to open that glove compartment and take out the folder?" She asked sweetly. Quatre nodded. Soon, a gasp was heard after the click of the compartment opening. Di glanced over at the shocked Quatre, who was staring at the eight guns ready in the compartment.
"Oh, just dig through there, the folder should still be there. Oh, and try and be careful. They're all loaded and ready to use."
After carefully picking his way through the guns, Quatre reached the folder.
"Okay, just read that part under 'Statement'."
"Well, it says here that a Ms. Aphrodite Overstreet and a Ms. Guinevere Lexington are to train a Mr..."
"Yeah, yeah, that's pretty obvious. Skip through the training."
"Okay, after the pilots will be joining the team."
"What team?"
"The one with Ms. Overstreet and Ms. Lexington."
"WHAT??" Di cried, suddenly slamming on the brakes.
"What did I do now?" Wufei asked nervously from the back. However, Di was too concerned to deal with him right about then.
"Let me see that." She said urgently, grabbing the folder out of Quatre's hands. By then, Gwen's car had backed up to meet the halted Mercedes.
"Di, what's the matter? Why'd you stop?" Gwen asked, already eyeing off the road to see if there were any disruptions.
"This is the matter!" Di said, jumping over the top of her door, waving the folder. Gwen got out of her car and took it, reading it quickly.
"What the hell is this?!?!" She yelled, looking up angrily at Di, who was just as furious.
"How should I know?!"
"Yo, what's going on?" Asked Duo from the car.
"You shut up!" Di and Gwen said simultaneously. All of the pilots looked at each other, wondering why the two young women were suddenly so upset.
"How could they put us in a team again? We haven't been in a team for years." Gwen asked, pacing.
"I don't know. They've got a lot of nerve doing so." Di glanced back to her car, where Quatre and Wufei were talking nervously. She narrowed her eyes and walked back to her car. "But if it's training they want, then it's training they'll get."
Gwen smiled evilly as she walked back to her own car. As she turned the ignition back on, she glanced at the boys.
"Welcome to hell."
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::Geo:: Well, mes amies, that's the end. Of this chapter, of course. Did you know that if tomorrow (or today) was a school-day, I would be waking up in an hour and a half?
::Cherry:: Needless to say, it's kinda late...or early...depends on how you look at it. So we're going to go to bed, yes! We stayed up all night to produce this chapter for you (actually most of that was spent watching sexy Keanu Reeves in "THE MATRIX" which by the way, we DO NOT own...damn...)
::Geo:: I wish...oooh...Keanu Reeves...*drool drool drool* I'm going to re-watch the movie...and go to the part in the 'bloopers' where he was making his own sounds effects...-voom--voom--pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-woo-chikchik-woo- And then he slips...aw...tee hee!
::Cherry:: Thank you Geo for that wonderful rendition of Keanu falling down. It was wonderful *clap clap* now I'm tired though...well not really I just want to DREAM about Keanu slipping...and possibly falling on me...if he did...I wouldn't mind...but he'd have to be wearing all black and have a long black billowy coat...mmmmmmn *stares off dreamily into space*
::Geo:: Billowy coat is cool...he looked really hot without it though...I really like his boots. And his millions of guns. Okay, that's enough, I'm going to shut up...now...or perhaps stop typing because really, I'm not talking. THE SPOON ISN'T THERE!
::Cherry:: See?!? This is us, sleep deprived and on a sugar high!!!! I can't even spell correctly! there is a massive over-use of the "backspace" button!! It's not right!!!!!
::Geo:: *yawn* Excuse me, I'm tired, it's...*looks at watch...even though she's not wearing one...so she glances at computer clock, which is probably wrong...nope...it's dead on...it's usually wrong...* 4:39 AM by the time I GOT to this part. Oh boy...we haven't even uploaded this sucker yet.
::Cherry:: which we shall do once we QUIT TYPING!!! ok I'm stopping as of now.....well ok right NOW, ok no more typing from me...starting now.
::Geo:: Since Cherry has banned herself from the computer, I will say this now. GOOD NIGHT!! The next chapter is...TRAINING! Bwahahaha! Will the GW boys survive? Find out next time *Geo collapses from utter exhaustion*
Okay...goodbye...goodnight...ooh...Keanu Reeves...