The Writing Wacko's! Crazy Conversation





They walked down the sidewalk aimlessly, their Pokemon either sticking close to them or resting on their Shoulders. They eventually winded up in a Pokecenter when it started to get dark, deciding to sleep in the lobby.
"Hey, I got a Question." Mew2 asked as Mr. Emerid Pulled out a Sleeping bag and set the Slumbering KooeyKooey on a pillow, it's hat slumped down over it's eyes.
"Yeeess?" CTF asked, leaning back in a recliner. She didn't have a Sleeping bag, not even a Back pack.
"What's our plans for tommorow?" Mr. Emerid stopped and looked at them both.
"Why you asking me?"
"I dunno."
"Well, I don't know about YOU two, but I need supplies. This...PACT...we made came on rather suddenly. Oh! I also need to pick up some stuff I had stashed around town Tommorow." CTF said, snapping her fingers as Rattata Curled up on a throw pillow to sleep.
"Ooookay......Tell ya what. Tommorow, we grab your junk, find a rather loaded trainer, beat the living daylights outta him to get some spendin' money, then start going on a shoppin' spree. That sound good?" Mr. Emerid said brightly. Mew2 made a gagging noise and sat down on a couch.
"Do you ever NOT act like a total Goofball slash Goofy wanna-be?" CTF snickered at the comment Mew2 Made.
"Hardy har har. No I do not." Mr. Emerid retorted, laying down in the sleeping bag. They all sat for a moment, getting comfortable before talking more.
"So, what were you two doing at the Caffe?" CTF asked, resting her hands behind her head.
"I had just beaten up on a Trainers Marowak and wanted to celebrate!" Mr. Emerid said brightly.
"I had just been fired from a Go-fer job for beating up on some Black spiky haired kid who stole my Danish." CTF and Mr. Emerid stared at Mew2, which made her uncomfortable.
"Can we get some more details?"
"Well the kid had an Official Pokemon League hat, had his wife Myst or Misty..."
"WAIT! You said.....Misty.....and a Spiky BLACK haired kid in an official.....Pokemon....League...." At this point Mr. Emerid broke out laughing while CTF just snickered. Mew2 gave them both an evil glare.
"WHAT is so funny?"
"What'd you do to the kid?" Mr. Emerid managed to stop laughing.
"I broke his nose in four places." Mr. Emerid and CTF both broke out laughing in Fits.
"WHAT'S SO FRIGGIN' FUNNY???"
"That Kid? That KID.....was about twenty years old....wore a Blue and white jacket....and had a black shirt Correct?" Mew2 nodded slowly.
"His wife....was she a redhead? More Carrot Colored than red?" CTF asked. Again Mew2 nodded. They both kept laughing madly as Mew2's face grew red.
"What's so Funny dammit??"
"That Kid...THAT KID...WAS ASH KETCHUM! And the Girl? Was Misty Waterflower-Ketchum!" Mew2's Meowth sat up laughing madly with the other two trainers. Mew2 thought a moment, trying to place the Name Ash Ketchum, but nothing came to mind.
"So?"
"SO?? Ash Ketchum is like the Top honcho on the Pokemon Master Ladder! He is THE master. Well, except maybe for this Lance Fellah I've been hearing about at Viridian Gym." Mr. Emerid mused, settling down to small chuckling.
"Isn't he the guy with the level 100 Pokemon?" Mew2 asked, yawning a little.
"Yup. ANNNNDD he's the guy engaged to Sabrina of Saffron." CTF interjected.
"Yeesh. Talk about your Ice Queen." Mr. Emerid commented, laying back in his Sleeping bag.
"I dunno....I saw a Report on that, it was front page news EVERYWHERE. Psychic Master to wed Psycho Master!" CTF said, imitating a serious voice. Mr. Emerid and Mew2 Snickered in response to the joke.
"Heheheh. Good one Karrie." Mew2 complimented, still chuckling madly.
"*Hey, why you people gossiping? We got stuff ta do tommorow! GET SOME SLEEP!*"
Meowth cried, a bit grumpy. Mew2 yawned and nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, we're all kind of tired. Let's get some sleep." Mew2 yawned again, then they laid back.
"G'night Karrie, Emerid."
"G'night Mew2, G'night Emerid."
"Go 'way, Me sleeping."