Twisted Sentences

Twisted Sentences

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or any of its characters. Though I wouldn't really want to own some of them. *coughcoughRelenacoughcoughDorothycoughcough* Sorry, must have had something in my throat.

*All of the guys are watching football, save for Quatre who is in the kitchen*
Duo: *evil smirk* Hey guys, watch this. *speaks just loud enough for Quatre to hear * Does anybody wanna spank my ass?
Quatre: * runs in * What?
Duo: I said, "Man, that was a really good pass."
Quatre: Oh. * leaves *
Heero: Lemme try. * clears throat * Dont you guys think that Quatre is really sexy?
Quatre: * runs in * What?
Heero: I said, "That was a really good commercial for Pepsi."
Quatre: *looks disappointed* Oh. *leaves*
Wufei:  snickers* Hey Quatre, wanna give me a fuck?
Quatre: *comes in again* Hm?
Wufei: I said, "Hey Quatre, can you land me a buck?"
Quatre: *frowns* Oh...ok. *leaves again*
Trowa: My turn...I would really like Quatre to suck my dick.
Quatre: *practically flies into the room excitedly* What?
Trowa: I said, "I think I'm feeling a bit sick."
Quatre: *looks very disappointed* Oh....*leaves room while the others hold back laughs.*
Later on the other guys feel bad about what they did to Quatre so they make it up to him that night...if ya know what I mean *wink wink*