The Writing Wacko's! Get ready, Get set, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Mr. Emerid awoke first, Managing to snag a shower and a meal before CTF awoke.
"FINALLY! A SHOWER!" Was all she said before sending Mr. Emerid flying out of there after getting his clothes on. He rubbed his head, having hit it on a table when he was unceremoniously thrown across the lobby, and he was pretty sure he was developing a bruise. He walked over to Mew2, whose face was buried into the pillow.
"Time to wake up Mademoiselle Mew2." Mr. Emerid said quietly, shaking her. She proceeded to lash her fist out, hitting Mr. Emerid somewhere...............painful in response before going back to sleep. He fell to the ground, moaning and groaning in pain and a bit surly now.
"Ooooooo she's gonna get it." He mumbled, noting how high pitched his voice was. He managed to crawl over to his pack, pulling out a Bottle of water and a small megaphone. He got to his feet shakily and stumbled over to Mew2, unscrewing the cap on the water and turning the megaphone on. He quietly put the megaphone two feet away from Mew2's ears and then tipped the bottle of water on her.
"WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!" He screamed into the megaphone simultaneously. Mew2 Flailed around madly, screaming at the top of her lungs before sitting up and staring at a laughing Mr. Emerid, dripping wet.
"WOHAHAHAHA! THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS!" He cried, still laughing. She growled loudly, then grabbed the discarded water bottle and megaphone.
"C'mere you lousy piece of....."
CTF walked out of the shower wearing her same clothes, and was quite surprised by what she saw. A Soaking wet Mew2 was sitting on Mr. Emerids back, having him in a headlock with one arm, and she was seemingly screaming into his ear with a Megaphone.
"HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HUH?? YOU LIKE IT??? WELL MATE?? DO YA LIKE IT? NO??WELL HOW BOUT THIS THEN????" She screamed into his ear, then took the megaphon and started Choking him with it with on hand while Beating him senseless with a half full water bottle. After a few minutes of this, she let a gasping Mr. Emerid fall to the floor. Sghe dropped the water bottle and raised the Megaphone over her head, then slammed it into Mr. Emerids head, knocking him out cold. She hit him one more time with it before getting up and looking at CTF, who was staring blankly at her.
"What you looking at??" She cried, slapping Nurse Joy with the Megaphone, knocking her out cold also.
"Ahhh......a Person who's obviously NOT a morning person?" CTF laughed. Mew2 shoved her out of the way and retreated into the bathroom, leaving CTF with two unconscious bodies.
The Three People walked out of the Poke-Center before Nurse Joy could wake up, they'd hate to have to explain the giant bruise on her face along with why she was unconscious to begin with. The only person that looked different was Mr. Emerid, who was dressed in Bright orange pants, a berret cap, and an orange shirt, and he was also holding his head in pain and keeping a fair amount of distance away from Mew2.
"So where to first?" Mew2 asked Cheerfully. Mr. Emerid rubbed his head again, looking at Mew2.
"Well, to the hospital 'cause I think I got a concussion, and a freakin' fractured SKULL!" Mr. Emerid roared, then screeched in pain from screaming.
"OOOOO!"
"Well, that'll teach you to wake me up!"
"Okay, before we go postal.....We're gonna go around town to get my stuff."
"What KIND of stuff Karrie?"
"Eeer.....Professional stuff."
"Ah....Theft gizmo's and Gadgets." CTF slapped Mr. EMerid in the head, causing him to scream in pain.
"The PROFFESIONAL TERM is, 'Tools of my rather remarkable profession'." CTF said, with morre than a hint of pride.
"Theft Gizmo's and gadgets." Yet again Mr. Emerid was subject to pain as CTF smacked him upside the head.
"AOOOOOW! LAY OFF THE HEAD! I HAVE PAIN THERE!"
"So stop dissin' what I do 'fore I taketh a 2 by 4 and smacketh thee upside thy HEAD!" CTF threatened.
"Okay." Mr. Emerid agreed meekly.
"Okay, 'fore we get into bloodshed here, Where to first?"
"Okay, the First stop should be the Alley next to Caffe Bacci."
"SWEET! WE CAN GET BREAKFAST!" Mr. Emerid held his head in pain as they walked towards Caffe Bacci, then to the rather dingy and trash filled alley.
"Alright. The first thing should be right here." CTF muttered, digging around in a pile of rotten fruit.
"Ewwwww!" Mew2 cried. After a few moments, CTF held up a suitcase covered in rotten fruit.
"Why hide it in a pile of rotten fruit?"
"Duh, no-one in their right mind would go digging around in rotten fruit with maggots and flies." CTF shrugged, taking the rotten fruit off the suitcase.
"Ooookay. How about YOU get your stuff, while Mew2 and I will go get breakfast."
"How can you even THINK about food after seeing the rotten fruit?"
"I'm really hungry."
Three hours later, they were all outside a Poke-trainer outlet to pick up supplies.
"Okay so what are we looking for again?" Mr. Emerid asked.
"I need a Sleeping bag, a backpack, and anything else I might need." Mew2 cried.
"I need everything." CTF sighed. Mr. Emerid sighed and pulled out his wallet.
"Okay, let's go." He sighed, stepping inside. He Followed CTF and Mew2 to the Accessories section, where they each Picked out a backpack, CTF a Black one, Mew2 a Red, and then went to the Pokeball section. There were three trays, each with different colors of Pokeballs, including Normal Red, Green, Orange, and Black. Mew2 Took a couple Greens while CTF grabbed a couple Black's, and Mr. Emerid grabed a cart to carry everything. They picked out a couple sets of clothing, then a pair of black sunglasses each. They paid for their purchase, then went outside to get everything set up, packing their stuff into their own Backpacks. AFter Mew2 and Mr. Emerid Finished, they turned to CTF, who had her suitcase open and was strapping some sort of metal wrist gizmo. It had what looked like a small spear resting in a slot, a metal cord attached to it and running from a spool.
"Okay, what kind of fashion accesory is THAT?" Emerid asked. CTF grinned and opened her hand, revealing a small metal button in the center coming from the Metal gizmo.
"My Own Invention! I call it, the Wrist Hook!" Mew2 snickered at the name.
"Is that like a Right hook only with your wrist?" CTF rolled her eye's in mock disgust.
"No, you uncultured Swine. Just watch." She pointed her wrist at a tree, then pushed the metal button with her middle finger. Immediately the spear shot out, four small curved sections popping out as it wrapped itself by the metal cord to the tree limb. Mew2 and Mr. Emerid whistled as CTF stood up and went to the limb and undid the cord.
"Neato." Mew2 looked at Emerid.
"Neato? Who tha hell says NEATO nowadays?"
"Well what would you say you Australian Koala Reject?"
"Cool."
"Okay, I can't argue with that one." Mr. Emerid said glumly. CTF smiled at the two.
"Okay, so we ready to go?" Mew2 asked. CTF nodded, but Emerid shook his head and pulled out a map.
"First thang's first Mon ami's. Where we heading?"
"Cerulean."
"Pewter." Mew2 and CTF looked at each other, frowns on their face.
"PEWTER??? I say Cerulean! Pick up the Cascade badge first!"
"Screw the Cascade badge you Kangaroo look a like. Pewter is infamous for it's Rock Museum, it holds various Types of Rock related Crystals! Plus it is widely known that the Gym master is Girl crazy."
"Yeah? Well I say Cascade, you Poor excuse of a thief, cause the GL's there are just weaklings!"
"POOR EXCUSE OF A THIEF??? I'LL SHOW YOU, you Furry Koala WANNA BE!"
"WHAT? HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY AUSTRALIAN ROOTS YOU HUSTLER!"
"WUSS!"
"DINGO BRAINS!" Mr. Emerid put a hand in front of each girls face to stop them.
"Whoa whoa whoa! And I thought Mew2 and I fight... Let's decide this with the Map." Emerid held up the map, looking for there location.
"A'ight, according to this, we are currently in Cornertop Corner."
"DUH!" Mr. Emerid gave Mew2 a Disdainful frown.
"And the closer of Pewter and Cerulean iiiiisssss.......well DAMN! They are equal distance!" Mr. Emerid cried. CTF just shrugged and pulled out her Silver Coin.
"No problem, we flip for it!" CTF said brightly.
"Flip WHAT?" Mew2 asked.
"That." CTF flipped the coin to Emerid, who caught it in his right hand. Mew2 Growled, but picked Mr.Emerid up and set him on one end of the bench after moving their stuff off.
"HEY! HEY HEY! WHAT YOU DOING WOMAN???" He cried.
"Flipping you." Mew2 said simply, grabbing a mallet from her backpack. She raised it above her head and was about to slam it into the other end of the bench, but CTF grabbed the Mallet.
"NO! I MEANT FLIP THE COIN! NOT THE FLAT HEAD!"
"Hey!"
"Oh, be more specific next time." Mew2 shrugged, putting the mallet away. Emerid jumped down quickly, astounded at Mew2.
"Heads, We Go to Cerulean, Tails, to PEWTER." CTF stated. Emerid flipped the coin and caught in his hand. Mew2 and CTF looked on intently as he slowly revealed the coin to be.....Tails.
"YES!"
"HEY! YOU CHEATED!"
"DID NOT! Your Just a sore loser!" Mew2 just growled and grabbed her backpack.
"FINE! TO PEWTER WITH TWO ROCK FOR BRAINS!" Mr. Emerid cried, then was immediately being chased by CTF and Mew2.