RANTINGS OF PURE EVIL

I am evil in its purest form.

I am the one who made Yamato and Taichi ugly and gave all the digidestined stupid jobs in the ending of season two.

I am the one who gave Haim Saban broadcasting power.

I am the one who made Mojo Jojo talk the way that he does in the repeating of himself.

I am the one responsible for editing of anime.

I am the one who makes people think that all things animated are for children.

I am the one who makes anime get disrespected.

I am the one who makes nonfat food suck so bad.

I am the one responsible for all lines, traffic jams, and the such.

I am the one who makes that blonde stariotype carry over into everything. Name one smart anime blonde.

I am the one who made it so that only two episodes of both Elf Princess Rane and Dragon Half were translated.

I am the one who put George Bush in the White House.

I am the one who makes people eat yogurt for no reason what so ever.

I am the one who made Tenchi, Quatre, and those guys from Saber Marionette J look so gay. (interuption: "YOU MEAN WE AREN'T?!!") No, you're not. Okay, a bit. A bit. Big deal. Okay? ("Okay")

I am the one who makes gay relationships in anime so inapropriate yet obviously meant to be. (big interuption: "YOU BASTARD!!!")

I am MARTHA STEWART!!!

(Kakashi: "Are you the one who makes it so no one reviews my stories? I mean there so good, aren't they") No, that is another evil beyond my control...Oprah. (Kakashi: "Yes, it's so simple...wait, no. It's needlessly complicated.") Oprah is the snake to my mongoose, or is it the other way around. I don't know animals. But I can tell you it's bad.