The Writing Wacko's! Hell in the forest!
CTF, Emerid, and Mew2 walked along the path through the forest. At Least, Mew2 and CTF were, Emerid had a CD player with earphones in, and was singing and dancing.
"And Have some fun, with the funk turn up da base an' pop th' trunk!" He sang, dancing around. Mew2 was getting sick and tired of putting up with his insane dancing, so she finally grabbed him by an ear and pulled.
"OWWW!"
"SHUT UP, PUT THE CD PLAYER AWAY, AND ACT AT LEAST SEMI NORMAL!" Mew2 Roared. Emerid meekly put the CD player and Earphones back in his backpack.
"But tell me, Wasn't I sooo graceful like a Hitmonlee and sang like a Jigglypuff?" Emerid pleaded.
"You dance as gracefully as a Pregnant Snorlax and Sing worse than a Psyduck on drugs." CTF snickered.
"Hmph, Some people just don't appreciate my talent!"
"Nooooo, Some of us just like to Keep our EARS FROM FALLING OFF AND RUNNING AWAY." Mew2 Retorted. Emerid just huffed and stuck his hands in his pocket. After a few minutes he pointed to a dirt trail splitting off from the current path.
"Thatta way."
"The map says to stick on this path."
"Look, I've BEEN to Pewter, I took this path to GET to Pewter. Who you gonna trust? A Map or a person who knows a faster route?"
"I personally would trust a Map over an idiot like you." Mew2 huffed, but they took his suggestion anyway, following the dirt trail. It wasn't long before they had walked right off the trail and were lost.
"YO GOT US LOST PINHEAD!" Mew2 screeched. Emerid held up his arms protectively.
"I DID NOT! YOU GUYS JUST.....WALKED OFF THE PATH! MY SENSE OF DIRECTION IS PERFECT!"
"Your sense of direction is matched ONLY by your sense of atrocious FASHION!" CTF seethed.
"ALRIGHT! FINE! I ADMIT IT! IT WAS A MISTAKE! NOW STOP EGG BARRAGING ME WITH YOUR WORDS AND LET'S LOOK FOR A WAY OUT OF THIS FOREST!" Mr. Emerid Cried. Their attention turned from killing each other to a sound of footsteps. They saw a Trainer stumble out of the bush. He had Bright, spiky red hair, a striped shirt, and brown shorts, and had a pokeball belt around his waist. He Looked at them, a slow smile creeping onto his face.
"Hey! Are you Pokemon trainers?"
"Yes, what of it meat?"
"Don't call Me Meat! I'm Max, you can call me Hellhanded! I want a match!"
"Hell Handed?? Sounds like an add." CTF snickered.
"With which one of us Meat?" Mr. Emerid asked. H.H frowned, then shrugged.
"I got Six Pokemon, there's three of you, I'll face all of you, Two Pokemon a Match." H.H suggested.
"And you'll give EACH of us some money?" Mew2 asked.
"Fine. Not as MUCH...."
"Deal then Meat."
"STOP CALLING ME MEAT!"
"Okay Sausage. I'll Go First." Mr. Emerid snickered, stepping forward.
"Now Everyone, BACK AWAY! The grrrreeeat Emerid Needs room to work his magic!" He cried dramaticly, holding out a hand. He Showed his hands, clapped them together, and revealed an Orange Pokeball as he slowly withdrew his hands. He moved the Pokeball to his finger and ballanced it, giving it a spin.
"STOP SHOWBOATING M & M AND GET ON WITH IT!!!" Mew2 cried.
"Hmph, Some People have NO appreciation for dramatics now a days. For my first NUMBAH, I bring to you, KRAAABBBYYY!" He Clicked the button on the pokeball, Releasing a rather shrimpy Krabby, which opened and closed it's pincers rapidly.
"Oookee ooke! (TIME TO KILL!)" The Krabby Cried. Mew2 and CTF barely supressed a laugh.
"That's a shrimpy Krabby! Fit's it's master perfectly!" CTF joked, snickering.
"It's Not Size that matters! It's the Talent!" H.H groaned silently and pulled a Pokeball off his belt.
"HELLHANDED CHOOSES DODUO!" He released Doduo, who cawed in laughter.
"Doduo! Start thigns off with your Double Peck!" The Doduo shot towards the Krabby, it's head's drawn back and ready to strike in a matter of moments.
"Wait for it Krabby....Wait for it...CRAB GRAB!" Lance instructed as the Doduo's head's lashed out, it's beaks ready to attack the small water Pokemon. Unfortunantly, Krabby Caught Both Beaks in either claw, holding them at bay.
"What????" H.H Cried in disbelief.
"That's a fast Crab there!" CTF whistled, sticking her hands in her trenchcoat pockets.
"Still just a side order at Sizzler's if you ask me." Mew2 mumbled, folding her arms together.
"ALRIGHT KRABBY! HEAD BANGER!" Krabby Drew it's claws apart a little, still holding the Doduo's beaks, then Slammed the Heads Together by their Beaks again and again.
"DOOOOOOO!!" The Two headed bird cried in pain, finally breaking free from the Krabby. It Cawed angrily, the Two Pokemon Circling each other.
"*Didn't like that did ya, ya OSTRICH!*" Krabby Taunted.
"Doduo! Drill Peck!" The Doduo leapt at the Krabby, beaks outstretched, pecking at Krabby as it easily Dodged.
"Krabmeister! Use the Spinning Seismic Toss we Developed!"
"*Righty-o my man!*" Krabby Cried, jumping forward between the Doduo's heads and grabbing their necks with it's claws. Using the same momentum, It Swung the Doduo forward as it landed, slamming it to the ground hard. The Doduo shakily got to it's feet, stumbling a bit.
"Impressive maneuver! Doduo! Tackle!"
"Krabby! Water gun!" Krabby Blasted Doduo back intoa t ree with a massive watergun attack, knocking it out cold. Emerid, spun Krabby's Pokeball on a finger, then blew on his finger sarcastically.
"One down, One to go Hamburger!"
"Doduo return!" H.H cried, returning the fallen pokemon and switching to another Pokeball.
"COME OUT SQUIRTLE!" H.H Cried, Releasing the Turtle Pokemon.
"Good Job Krabby!" Emerid returned Krabby, placing the pokeball in his pocket. He grinned evilly, taking off his Bucket hat and reaching into it, pulling out a Pokeball with flames Painted on it.
"Time to BURN BABY BURN! POKEBALL GO!" he Cried, releasing a Charmeleon.
"CHAR CHAR CHAR Melle on meleon. (ALRIGHT! WHO wants some?)" It roared, looking at the Squirtle.
"Emerid, you have LOST what little sense you have. That's a FIRE type, Squirtle is a WATER type." CTF pointed out.
"And Water kicks Fire's butt, If you didn't notice."
"Nah, not today! Charmeleon! EMBER!" Charmeleon roared and swung it's tail around, sending sparks of fire at Squirtle's feet, causing it to dance around.
"SQUIRTLE! WATER GUN!" Squirtle Shot out a jet of water at Charmeleon, who dodged it barely.
"Burn that Squirtle with a Flamethrower!" Charmeleon opened it's mouth wide, releasing a blast of flame at Squirtle, who shot out a Water gun to Counter. The Two attacks met, causing a mass of steam to arise from the contact point, each Pokemon trying their hardest to get their attack to hit the opponent. Finally, Charmeleon Rushed forward, His attack burning through the water gun attack and slamming Squirtle backwards, not yet knocked out.
"Charmeleon! FIREBALL!" Charmeleon took a deep breath and spat out a fireball that slammed into Squirtle, frying the small Pokemon.
"AH! SQUIRTLE! Return!" H.H reluctantly recalled the fallen Pokemon. Emerid ran over to CHarmeleon and gave it a High five, then a Low five.
"Sweet Victory my Friend! You Can stay out till tonight."
"*SWEET! Roasted Pokemon anyone?*" Charmeleon cried, standing beside his trainer. H.H groaned loudly, not happy that he had lost.
"Who do I face next?"He sighed. Mew2 stepped forward, Tossing a green Pokeball in the air and catching it lightly.
"I'll gladly kick yer sorry ass H.H. Send out your pokemon ya loser!" Mew2 snarled. H.H pulled out another pokeball hurling it into action.
"PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!" A Scruffy Looking Pikachu stood, looking around.
"A Wimp-achu? Pfft. C'mon Out......ONIX!" She threw the Pokeball high, Releasing the Biggest Onix Mr. Emerid and CTF had ever seen. It reared up, roaring loudly as it saw it's opponent cowering in fear.
"Pikachu! Use your Thundershock!" Pikachu looked at it's trainer incredulously, in disbelief.
"Pi Pi Pi ka chu chu ka? (You jest, right?)"
"Just do it!" Pikachu moaned, but let loose a Thundershock that didn't even penetrate Onix's hide. Mew2 snickered and looked up at Onix.
"Give it a Body Slam Onix." Onix Reared up higher, slamming into the Pikachu and knocking it out cold.
"ONE HIT K.O! BEAT THAT! IN YOUR FACE EMERID!" Mew2 cheered, recalling Onix. She pulled out another Green Pokeball and hurled it into the open.
"LET'S GO CUBONE!" A Cubone stood up, spinning it's bone around it's body.
"* BRING IYT ON MATEY!*" It challenged. H.H sighed and recalled Pikachu, putting the Pokeball back on his belt and pulling out another.
"TODD CALLS OUT PIDGEY!" Pidgey soared above Cubone, cawing loudly.
"Pidgey! Use your Gust to blow Cubone away!" H.H ordered. Pidgey flapped it's wings fast, creating a powerful wind that tried to blow Cubone away. The Ground pokemon Stuck it's bone into the ground, holding onto it to keep the gale winds from blowing it away. Finally, After Pidgey's attack ended, Cubone withdrew it's bone from the ground.
"Cubone, BONEMERANG!" Cubone hurled the Bone at Pidgey, who easily dodged the first pass.
"*HAH! STUPID GROUND POKEMON!*" It cawed, not paying attention as the Bone started it's return angle, slamming into the back of Pidgey's head and knocking it into the ground. Cubone grabbed it's bone and ran over to Pidgey.
"CUBONE! WHILE IT'S DOWN! BONE CLUB THAT THANG INTO SUBMISSION!" Mew2 cried. Cubone raised it's bone and started slamming the bone into Pidgey Mercilessly. Finally, it stopped, revealing a bruised and beaten Pidgey, it's feet sticking straight up in the air.
"AHHH! MY PIDGEY!" H.H Cried, grabbing his head in disbelief. Cubone danced around, raising it's bone in the air in victory.
"*PUNCH BUGGY BLUE!*" It cried loudly. Emerid Stared at the Ground Pokemon, the Looked at Mew2.
"Did it Just say....Punch buggy Blue?" He asked increduosly. Mew2 groaned, rubbing her face.
"It's from New Jersey." Emerid's face was blank a moment.
"I don't even wanna know." Emerid said, sticking his hands in his pocket as Charmeleon walked over to Cubone.
"*Punch buggy blue? What kinda Pokemon Reject ARE you???*"
"*Lay off Square! It's a Groovy saying!*"
"*SQUARE? GROOVY? I think you've taken one too many blows to yer boney noggin Ya frickin' Cu-butt!*"
"*You call me what? YOU UNMARVY FREAK!*"
"*STOP WITH THE ANCIENT SAYINGS JACK BUTT!*"
"*SQUARE!*" WIth That Charmeleon tackled Cubone onto the ground, pummeling it with it's claws until Cubone whacked it upside it's head wiht it's bone. Mew2 Quickly recalled the Ground Pokemon. CTF just sighed and stepped forward.
"Look's like it's my turn. I choose Rattata!" CTF Cried, releasing the Small Pokemon from a black pokeball. H.H just sighed and pulled out his next to last pokeball after returning Pidgey.He threw it out without a word, releasing a Staryu.
"Staryu! Water gun!" Rattata nimbly jumped over the Water gun attack, circling Staryu and dodging it's futile attempts at nailing it with a Water gun attack.
"Rattata! Quick attack!" CTF cried. Rattata doidged another Water gun and slammed it's rear legs into Staryu, knocking it back a bit.
"Staryu! Spinning Tackle!" Staryu leapt up, spinning till it was a blurr, then Flying towards Rattata, who managed to dodge the Attack. Staryu circled around for another pass, but Rattata nimbly flipped over that attack.
"RATTATA! HYPER FANG!"
"RAA TA TA! (HYAAAA!)" Rattata opened it's mouth and leapt at Staryu, Biting down hard into it's Jewel and essentially knocking it out as it started to lose power.
"STARYU!" H.H Cried, running over to it's fallen water Pokemon. Rattata lept into Karrie's arms, Chittering happily.
"Yes you DID do a great job! Now it's time for someone else to give it a shot!" CTF chuckled, recalling Rattata. H.H Recalled Staryu, angrily pulling out his Last Pokeball.
"TODD CALLS OUT NIDORINO!" The Poison pokemon snarled, pawing the ground anxiously.
"Cool Thief Freak calls out EKANS!" She called out her Snake Pokemon, which hissed at The Fellow Poison Pokemon. This Ekans, Strangely enough, was Silver with Gold stripes instead of the Normal Purple and yellow.
"Wow." Mew2 muttered.
"Must be extremely valuable..." Emerid drooled, imagining the moolah it's scales could bring in.
"Wow! Uhm...right. Nidorino! Tackle!" H.H cried. The Pokemon screeched, then ran towards Ekans.
"EKANS! WRAP!" CTF cried. Ekans slithered to the side, letting Nidorino pass it before it sprung, wrapping itself around Nidorino, squeezing it until Nidorino passed out, unable to fight.
"AGH! DEFEATED IN ONE ATTACK????" H.H screamed, numbly recalling Nidorino. CTf laughed and ran over to Ekans, giving it a big hug.
"*Sssso I get a raissse in Percccentage in the heissstsss now?*" Ekans asked innocently.
"Yes, Yesss you do!" CTF laughed, recalling Ekans. The Three Trainers lined up in front of H.H.
"Now, Where's da moolah Meat?" Emerid asked. H.H Angrily pulled out his wallet, but held it a moment before starting to talk.
"You people aren't GREAT Trainers, you get lucky. I mean a Fire type Vs. a Water type? That was a big risk! What kind of trainer sends out a Charmeleon against a Squirtle? And Using a Krabby? You should at least grow a Krabby up to maximum height before sending it into battle! And You could've broken Pikachu's Bones with a Body Slam from Onix! You should be more careful With Pokemon of that size! You could hurt someone With that you fool! And you, Cool Thief Freak? What Kind of Name is that??? And why would you catch a weak Rattata? You should evolve it into a Raticate! And Carrying around an exotic Ekans, that's just asking for it to be stolen! What kind of trainers are you??" Hellhanded cried. The Three trainers stared blankly at H.H for a fe moments, but then Emerid turned to CTF.
"Kill?" He asked.
"Kill." CTF agreed. Emerid turned to Mew2 now.
"Kill?"
"KILL!" Mew2 said softly in a voice that would make Satan Run and hide while wetting himself. They advanced towards H.H slowly at first, then Sprinted forward, grabbing H.H and starting to beat him up savagely, Mew2 Pummeling his Head while Mr. Emerid put him in a common wrestling move called a Boston Crab, pulling H.H's legs over his back while he was on his stomach. CTF Was meanwhile grabbing his hair and pulling it back, letting Mew2 pummel him. Finally, after a few minutes of this, They Let him slump to the ground unconscious, taking his entire wallet and walking off, Charmeleon sticking to Mr. Emerids side as he counted the money.
"So in all, this guy had....250????? CHEAP SKATE!" Mr. Emerid grumbled, stuffing the wallet into his pocket.
"250 is better than nothing, sides, the Punk's lucky we didn't take his Pokemon after the way he badmouthed us!" Mew2 cried.
"True true, just 250 more than we had!"
"Now Off to Pewter to face the Girl crazy Bozo!"
CTF, Emerid, and Mew2 walked along the path through the forest. At Least, Mew2 and CTF were, Emerid had a CD player with earphones in, and was singing and dancing.
"And Have some fun, with the funk turn up da base an' pop th' trunk!" He sang, dancing around. Mew2 was getting sick and tired of putting up with his insane dancing, so she finally grabbed him by an ear and pulled.
"OWWW!"
"SHUT UP, PUT THE CD PLAYER AWAY, AND ACT AT LEAST SEMI NORMAL!" Mew2 Roared. Emerid meekly put the CD player and Earphones back in his backpack.
"But tell me, Wasn't I sooo graceful like a Hitmonlee and sang like a Jigglypuff?" Emerid pleaded.
"You dance as gracefully as a Pregnant Snorlax and Sing worse than a Psyduck on drugs." CTF snickered.
"Hmph, Some people just don't appreciate my talent!"
"Nooooo, Some of us just like to Keep our EARS FROM FALLING OFF AND RUNNING AWAY." Mew2 Retorted. Emerid just huffed and stuck his hands in his pocket. After a few minutes he pointed to a dirt trail splitting off from the current path.
"Thatta way."
"The map says to stick on this path."
"Look, I've BEEN to Pewter, I took this path to GET to Pewter. Who you gonna trust? A Map or a person who knows a faster route?"
"I personally would trust a Map over an idiot like you." Mew2 huffed, but they took his suggestion anyway, following the dirt trail. It wasn't long before they had walked right off the trail and were lost.
"YO GOT US LOST PINHEAD!" Mew2 screeched. Emerid held up his arms protectively.
"I DID NOT! YOU GUYS JUST.....WALKED OFF THE PATH! MY SENSE OF DIRECTION IS PERFECT!"
"Your sense of direction is matched ONLY by your sense of atrocious FASHION!" CTF seethed.
"ALRIGHT! FINE! I ADMIT IT! IT WAS A MISTAKE! NOW STOP EGG BARRAGING ME WITH YOUR WORDS AND LET'S LOOK FOR A WAY OUT OF THIS FOREST!" Mr. Emerid Cried. Their attention turned from killing each other to a sound of footsteps. They saw a Trainer stumble out of the bush. He had Bright, spiky red hair, a striped shirt, and brown shorts, and had a pokeball belt around his waist. He Looked at them, a slow smile creeping onto his face.
"Hey! Are you Pokemon trainers?"
"Yes, what of it meat?"
"Don't call Me Meat! I'm Max, you can call me Hellhanded! I want a match!"
"Hell Handed?? Sounds like an add." CTF snickered.
"With which one of us Meat?" Mr. Emerid asked. H.H frowned, then shrugged.
"I got Six Pokemon, there's three of you, I'll face all of you, Two Pokemon a Match." H.H suggested.
"And you'll give EACH of us some money?" Mew2 asked.
"Fine. Not as MUCH...."
"Deal then Meat."
"STOP CALLING ME MEAT!"
"Okay Sausage. I'll Go First." Mr. Emerid snickered, stepping forward.
"Now Everyone, BACK AWAY! The grrrreeeat Emerid Needs room to work his magic!" He cried dramaticly, holding out a hand. He Showed his hands, clapped them together, and revealed an Orange Pokeball as he slowly withdrew his hands. He moved the Pokeball to his finger and ballanced it, giving it a spin.
"STOP SHOWBOATING M & M AND GET ON WITH IT!!!" Mew2 cried.
"Hmph, Some People have NO appreciation for dramatics now a days. For my first NUMBAH, I bring to you, KRAAABBBYYY!" He Clicked the button on the pokeball, Releasing a rather shrimpy Krabby, which opened and closed it's pincers rapidly.
"Oookee ooke! (TIME TO KILL!)" The Krabby Cried. Mew2 and CTF barely supressed a laugh.
"That's a shrimpy Krabby! Fit's it's master perfectly!" CTF joked, snickering.
"It's Not Size that matters! It's the Talent!" H.H groaned silently and pulled a Pokeball off his belt.
"HELLHANDED CHOOSES DODUO!" He released Doduo, who cawed in laughter.
"Doduo! Start thigns off with your Double Peck!" The Doduo shot towards the Krabby, it's head's drawn back and ready to strike in a matter of moments.
"Wait for it Krabby....Wait for it...CRAB GRAB!" Lance instructed as the Doduo's head's lashed out, it's beaks ready to attack the small water Pokemon. Unfortunantly, Krabby Caught Both Beaks in either claw, holding them at bay.
"What????" H.H Cried in disbelief.
"That's a fast Crab there!" CTF whistled, sticking her hands in her trenchcoat pockets.
"Still just a side order at Sizzler's if you ask me." Mew2 mumbled, folding her arms together.
"ALRIGHT KRABBY! HEAD BANGER!" Krabby Drew it's claws apart a little, still holding the Doduo's beaks, then Slammed the Heads Together by their Beaks again and again.
"DOOOOOOO!!" The Two headed bird cried in pain, finally breaking free from the Krabby. It Cawed angrily, the Two Pokemon Circling each other.
"*Didn't like that did ya, ya OSTRICH!*" Krabby Taunted.
"Doduo! Drill Peck!" The Doduo leapt at the Krabby, beaks outstretched, pecking at Krabby as it easily Dodged.
"Krabmeister! Use the Spinning Seismic Toss we Developed!"
"*Righty-o my man!*" Krabby Cried, jumping forward between the Doduo's heads and grabbing their necks with it's claws. Using the same momentum, It Swung the Doduo forward as it landed, slamming it to the ground hard. The Doduo shakily got to it's feet, stumbling a bit.
"Impressive maneuver! Doduo! Tackle!"
"Krabby! Water gun!" Krabby Blasted Doduo back intoa t ree with a massive watergun attack, knocking it out cold. Emerid, spun Krabby's Pokeball on a finger, then blew on his finger sarcastically.
"One down, One to go Hamburger!"
"Doduo return!" H.H cried, returning the fallen pokemon and switching to another Pokeball.
"COME OUT SQUIRTLE!" H.H Cried, Releasing the Turtle Pokemon.
"Good Job Krabby!" Emerid returned Krabby, placing the pokeball in his pocket. He grinned evilly, taking off his Bucket hat and reaching into it, pulling out a Pokeball with flames Painted on it.
"Time to BURN BABY BURN! POKEBALL GO!" he Cried, releasing a Charmeleon.
"CHAR CHAR CHAR Melle on meleon. (ALRIGHT! WHO wants some?)" It roared, looking at the Squirtle.
"Emerid, you have LOST what little sense you have. That's a FIRE type, Squirtle is a WATER type." CTF pointed out.
"And Water kicks Fire's butt, If you didn't notice."
"Nah, not today! Charmeleon! EMBER!" Charmeleon roared and swung it's tail around, sending sparks of fire at Squirtle's feet, causing it to dance around.
"SQUIRTLE! WATER GUN!" Squirtle Shot out a jet of water at Charmeleon, who dodged it barely.
"Burn that Squirtle with a Flamethrower!" Charmeleon opened it's mouth wide, releasing a blast of flame at Squirtle, who shot out a Water gun to Counter. The Two attacks met, causing a mass of steam to arise from the contact point, each Pokemon trying their hardest to get their attack to hit the opponent. Finally, Charmeleon Rushed forward, His attack burning through the water gun attack and slamming Squirtle backwards, not yet knocked out.
"Charmeleon! FIREBALL!" Charmeleon took a deep breath and spat out a fireball that slammed into Squirtle, frying the small Pokemon.
"AH! SQUIRTLE! Return!" H.H reluctantly recalled the fallen Pokemon. Emerid ran over to CHarmeleon and gave it a High five, then a Low five.
"Sweet Victory my Friend! You Can stay out till tonight."
"*SWEET! Roasted Pokemon anyone?*" Charmeleon cried, standing beside his trainer. H.H groaned loudly, not happy that he had lost.
"Who do I face next?"He sighed. Mew2 stepped forward, Tossing a green Pokeball in the air and catching it lightly.
"I'll gladly kick yer sorry ass H.H. Send out your pokemon ya loser!" Mew2 snarled. H.H pulled out another pokeball hurling it into action.
"PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!" A Scruffy Looking Pikachu stood, looking around.
"A Wimp-achu? Pfft. C'mon Out......ONIX!" She threw the Pokeball high, Releasing the Biggest Onix Mr. Emerid and CTF had ever seen. It reared up, roaring loudly as it saw it's opponent cowering in fear.
"Pikachu! Use your Thundershock!" Pikachu looked at it's trainer incredulously, in disbelief.
"Pi Pi Pi ka chu chu ka? (You jest, right?)"
"Just do it!" Pikachu moaned, but let loose a Thundershock that didn't even penetrate Onix's hide. Mew2 snickered and looked up at Onix.
"Give it a Body Slam Onix." Onix Reared up higher, slamming into the Pikachu and knocking it out cold.
"ONE HIT K.O! BEAT THAT! IN YOUR FACE EMERID!" Mew2 cheered, recalling Onix. She pulled out another Green Pokeball and hurled it into the open.
"LET'S GO CUBONE!" A Cubone stood up, spinning it's bone around it's body.
"* BRING IYT ON MATEY!*" It challenged. H.H sighed and recalled Pikachu, putting the Pokeball back on his belt and pulling out another.
"TODD CALLS OUT PIDGEY!" Pidgey soared above Cubone, cawing loudly.
"Pidgey! Use your Gust to blow Cubone away!" H.H ordered. Pidgey flapped it's wings fast, creating a powerful wind that tried to blow Cubone away. The Ground pokemon Stuck it's bone into the ground, holding onto it to keep the gale winds from blowing it away. Finally, After Pidgey's attack ended, Cubone withdrew it's bone from the ground.
"Cubone, BONEMERANG!" Cubone hurled the Bone at Pidgey, who easily dodged the first pass.
"*HAH! STUPID GROUND POKEMON!*" It cawed, not paying attention as the Bone started it's return angle, slamming into the back of Pidgey's head and knocking it into the ground. Cubone grabbed it's bone and ran over to Pidgey.
"CUBONE! WHILE IT'S DOWN! BONE CLUB THAT THANG INTO SUBMISSION!" Mew2 cried. Cubone raised it's bone and started slamming the bone into Pidgey Mercilessly. Finally, it stopped, revealing a bruised and beaten Pidgey, it's feet sticking straight up in the air.
"AHHH! MY PIDGEY!" H.H Cried, grabbing his head in disbelief. Cubone danced around, raising it's bone in the air in victory.
"*PUNCH BUGGY BLUE!*" It cried loudly. Emerid Stared at the Ground Pokemon, the Looked at Mew2.
"Did it Just say....Punch buggy Blue?" He asked increduosly. Mew2 groaned, rubbing her face.
"It's from New Jersey." Emerid's face was blank a moment.
"I don't even wanna know." Emerid said, sticking his hands in his pocket as Charmeleon walked over to Cubone.
"*Punch buggy blue? What kinda Pokemon Reject ARE you???*"
"*Lay off Square! It's a Groovy saying!*"
"*SQUARE? GROOVY? I think you've taken one too many blows to yer boney noggin Ya frickin' Cu-butt!*"
"*You call me what? YOU UNMARVY FREAK!*"
"*STOP WITH THE ANCIENT SAYINGS JACK BUTT!*"
"*SQUARE!*" WIth That Charmeleon tackled Cubone onto the ground, pummeling it with it's claws until Cubone whacked it upside it's head wiht it's bone. Mew2 Quickly recalled the Ground Pokemon. CTF just sighed and stepped forward.
"Look's like it's my turn. I choose Rattata!" CTF Cried, releasing the Small Pokemon from a black pokeball. H.H just sighed and pulled out his next to last pokeball after returning Pidgey.He threw it out without a word, releasing a Staryu.
"Staryu! Water gun!" Rattata nimbly jumped over the Water gun attack, circling Staryu and dodging it's futile attempts at nailing it with a Water gun attack.
"Rattata! Quick attack!" CTF cried. Rattata doidged another Water gun and slammed it's rear legs into Staryu, knocking it back a bit.
"Staryu! Spinning Tackle!" Staryu leapt up, spinning till it was a blurr, then Flying towards Rattata, who managed to dodge the Attack. Staryu circled around for another pass, but Rattata nimbly flipped over that attack.
"RATTATA! HYPER FANG!"
"RAA TA TA! (HYAAAA!)" Rattata opened it's mouth and leapt at Staryu, Biting down hard into it's Jewel and essentially knocking it out as it started to lose power.
"STARYU!" H.H Cried, running over to it's fallen water Pokemon. Rattata lept into Karrie's arms, Chittering happily.
"Yes you DID do a great job! Now it's time for someone else to give it a shot!" CTF chuckled, recalling Rattata. H.H Recalled Staryu, angrily pulling out his Last Pokeball.
"TODD CALLS OUT NIDORINO!" The Poison pokemon snarled, pawing the ground anxiously.
"Cool Thief Freak calls out EKANS!" She called out her Snake Pokemon, which hissed at The Fellow Poison Pokemon. This Ekans, Strangely enough, was Silver with Gold stripes instead of the Normal Purple and yellow.
"Wow." Mew2 muttered.
"Must be extremely valuable..." Emerid drooled, imagining the moolah it's scales could bring in.
"Wow! Uhm...right. Nidorino! Tackle!" H.H cried. The Pokemon screeched, then ran towards Ekans.
"EKANS! WRAP!" CTF cried. Ekans slithered to the side, letting Nidorino pass it before it sprung, wrapping itself around Nidorino, squeezing it until Nidorino passed out, unable to fight.
"AGH! DEFEATED IN ONE ATTACK????" H.H screamed, numbly recalling Nidorino. CTf laughed and ran over to Ekans, giving it a big hug.
"*Sssso I get a raissse in Percccentage in the heissstsss now?*" Ekans asked innocently.
"Yes, Yesss you do!" CTF laughed, recalling Ekans. The Three Trainers lined up in front of H.H.
"Now, Where's da moolah Meat?" Emerid asked. H.H Angrily pulled out his wallet, but held it a moment before starting to talk.
"You people aren't GREAT Trainers, you get lucky. I mean a Fire type Vs. a Water type? That was a big risk! What kind of trainer sends out a Charmeleon against a Squirtle? And Using a Krabby? You should at least grow a Krabby up to maximum height before sending it into battle! And You could've broken Pikachu's Bones with a Body Slam from Onix! You should be more careful With Pokemon of that size! You could hurt someone With that you fool! And you, Cool Thief Freak? What Kind of Name is that??? And why would you catch a weak Rattata? You should evolve it into a Raticate! And Carrying around an exotic Ekans, that's just asking for it to be stolen! What kind of trainers are you??" Hellhanded cried. The Three trainers stared blankly at H.H for a fe moments, but then Emerid turned to CTF.
"Kill?" He asked.
"Kill." CTF agreed. Emerid turned to Mew2 now.
"Kill?"
"KILL!" Mew2 said softly in a voice that would make Satan Run and hide while wetting himself. They advanced towards H.H slowly at first, then Sprinted forward, grabbing H.H and starting to beat him up savagely, Mew2 Pummeling his Head while Mr. Emerid put him in a common wrestling move called a Boston Crab, pulling H.H's legs over his back while he was on his stomach. CTF Was meanwhile grabbing his hair and pulling it back, letting Mew2 pummel him. Finally, after a few minutes of this, They Let him slump to the ground unconscious, taking his entire wallet and walking off, Charmeleon sticking to Mr. Emerids side as he counted the money.
"So in all, this guy had....250????? CHEAP SKATE!" Mr. Emerid grumbled, stuffing the wallet into his pocket.
"250 is better than nothing, sides, the Punk's lucky we didn't take his Pokemon after the way he badmouthed us!" Mew2 cried.
"True true, just 250 more than we had!"
"Now Off to Pewter to face the Girl crazy Bozo!"