Takenouchi Show - Ami Comes
From The Closet (aka Part 2 of Episode 1)
Sora: Hello! And welcome back to the Takenouchi
Show!
Mimi: We promise it won't be boring, so don't
even think of snoring!
Sora: Okay, enough rhyming.
Mimi: Then can I introduce our next guest?!
Sora: Er, go for it.
Mimi: YAYYYYY!!! Our next guest is... Ami Mizuno!
Ami: *blushing* Hi...
Sora: Today is the day where we show everybody
our talents! By the way... why are you blushing?
Ami: Sorry... Something... uh... happened... backstage...
Sora: Oh. But anyway, what's your talent?
Ami: I can almost understand Rei and Minako!
Sora: *gasps* Gasp!
Mimi: *eeps* EEP!
Sora: I do believe that that deserves an award...
You can understand us!
Ami: *blinks* Wha?
Sora: Err... Nevermind... But anyway, what happened
backstage?
Ami: Someone kissed me on the cheek...
Sora: WHO!?
Ami: I... uh...
Hotaru (popping her head out from backstage like
Naru): Hehe! It was yo aaaanus!!!
Haruka: Why you little... *chases Hotaru through
the stage*
Hotaru: GAAAHHH!!!!
Haruka: Don't you DARE ever pronounce it like
that again, you little spore!!!!
Michiru (popping out from backstage, too): I thought
we worked on your anger management, Haruka! And besides, how do you get
off yelling at that poor little girl?
Haruka: SHE'S POSSESSED! Possessed by someone!!!
I swear, Michi!
Michiru: *grabbing Haruka's arm and dragging her
backstage* Now what did I tell you about saying things that aren't true?
Do I have to regret my choice, and take you back to the insane asylum?
Haruka: No, Michiru dearest... I gravel at your
feet...
Michiru: *sighs* At least she's on the right track...
Sora: Oookay, now that they're gone... Oh, hey!
Where's Hotaru?
Hotaru: *puts hands behind her back and sticks
out her stomach* Yes?
Sora: Gah! Stop doing that and go backstage again!
Hotaru: Oh c'mon. I'm just being like Matt!
Sora: I DON'T CARE! GO!
Hotaru: Fine, be that way! Just... don't tell
Michiru I'm possessed by 13-year-old... She's not supposed to find out
yet! She might send Haruka back to the insane asylum, then I can laugh
at her again!
Sora: Fine, whatever, just go!
Hotaru: Bye! *leaves*
Mimi: Aaanyway... Haruka kissed Ami?
Ami: *blushes* SHUT UP!!! It was only a friend...
uh... thing! And it was on the CHEEK! It meant nothing from her!
Sora: *laughs* 'Friend-uh-thing,' eh?
Mimi: It meant nothing from her, but meant a whole
lot to you, eh?
Ami: Shut *up*!!!
Sora: Okay, enough Ami teasing. We're sorry, Ami!
Mimi: Anyways, you'd better go. Our next guest
is coming soon.
Ami: Alright. *still blushing* Sayonara... *leaves*
Mimi: Yeesh... Nymphomaniacal, don't you think?
Sora: No. And who knew you knew such big words?
Mimi: I'm not even sure if I'm sure what it means...
Sora: *snickers* I do!
Mimi: Aww... Tell me!
Sora: NO! Anyway, speaking of nymphomaniacs...
*cough* It's time for our next guest, Haruka!
Haruka: I heard what you said about me!
Sora: *acting innocent* What? What did I say?
Haruka: You called me nymphomaniacal...
Michiru: *inviting herself on stage* You know
it's true, Haruka.
Sora: No kidding! You should see you sometimes...
Anyway, just in: It's the word of the day!
Mimi: WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS!?!?!
WAAAH!!
Sora: Consult the nearest dictionary.
*Strange man wheels in a metal cart with a little
model wooden car on it, painted pink and tealquamarine*
Strange man: Sora, Mimi, this is for you. *hands
them the car, and wheels the cart away*
Mimi: *gasping* We're parents!!!!!!
Sora: Yay!!!!!!!
Sora and Mimi: *Dance around with the "baby" car*
Mimi: Aw look, it's name is Chobi!!!
Michiru: *peering at the car* Hey, that kinda
looks like my picture on there!
Haruka: Eh? Michiru on there? *drools*
Mimi: *quickly looking at the dictionary, holding
the "baby" protectively* Just a sec... um... *begins laughing* Great word
of the day!!!! Describes Haruka wonderfully, doesn't it?
Haruka: Urusai, and give me that car!
Mimi: *wails* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sora: You go through me before you get that car!
Mimi loves that car very much...
Haruka: Overprotective, aren't you?
Sora: Nymphomaniac!!!
Haruka: Why you little...
*Haruka starts throwing punches at Sora, Sora
attempts to beat her to death with her tennis racket*
Yamato (peeking out): Ooh! Bitch fight!
*Haruka stops punching and kicks Sora in the stomach
so she doesn't hurt the girl*
Sora: Ow!
Yamato: HEY! You hurt her!!!
Haruka: Yah, you wanna make something of it?
Yamato: Not really, since I think she'll be okay.
Haruka: Okay! Best friends?
Yamato: YAH! Best friends!
Sora: Uh... Okay... Time for Haruka, Michiru,
and Yamato to go...
Yamato: Aw, but I just got here!
Sora: Sorry, Daisuke's coming.
Haruka: GAAAH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
*Haruka, Michiru, and Yamato run away, just as
Daisuke walks in*
Sora: *shudders* Hello, Dying Cow.
Daisuke: Eh?
Mimi: Davish, where do triangles come from?
Daisuke: Uh... I do not talk of polygons... go
ask your mother.
Mimi: Awww, I don't wanna!
Sora: Then I guess you'll never know.
Mimi: Oh well, cuz we've run out of time today.
Sora: *sighs* You're right.
Mimi: Sayonara!
Sora: Ja na!
A/N: I finish, I finish!!! Yay! Will I ever
write Episode 2? The world may never know...
