The Writing wacko's! Double Dun Deal!
Emerid sighed, using his fork to move his dinner around. He was having a hard time thinking up a song for the band, he'd come up with a little of it, but currently he had writers block, so CTF and Mew2 had dragged him down to the dining hall to have dinner.
"Eat yer Food Emmy." CTF muttered, eating her own dinner. Mew2 was too involved in eating to notice the two talking.
"Why should I? I'm not hungry."
"It costs like 30 bucks...eat it." CTF grumbled. Emerid sighed and speared some steak on his fork, putting in his mouth.
"A Little Overdone if you ask me."
"Oh quit whining."CTF muttered.
"I'll have it if you don't want it....Picking up other people's scraps...I AM pathetic..." Zarconizad chimed in. He sighed and was about to take another bite when he saw a group of people wearing bandages on various parts of their body, one was a black haired one with a Poketech high Uniform.
"Oh crap! CTF, Mew2, Look!" Emerid pointed to the group of people, who then spotted them.
"THERE THEY ARE! GET'EM!" Giselle cried. Mew2 and CTF turned and saw the Poketech students running towards them and shot up out of their seats, grabbing Zarconizad and Emerid as they started to run. They dodged several waiters and tables, jumping over a Bulbasaur while Emerid slid, going under a waitress and then snapped back up and continued running.
"Get a good View Emerid??" Zarconizad huffed as he landed on Emerid's shoulder.
"Shut up they're STILL ON OUR TAIL!" Emerid cried, looking behind him. THe Poketech people were lagging a bit because one of their members seemed to be on crutches, but they were quickly catching up. They threw open the Dining room doors and saw two ways of possible escape, go left or right.
"Which way??" CTF cried, looking down the two halls. Mew2 Looked, then pointed right.
"That way!"
"Why?"
"I dunno just GO!" She cried, Running pell mell down the right hall. CTF, Emerid, and Zarconizad ran after her just as Giselle and her gang burst out of the dining room and followed. Finally They came to a glass door and threw it open, revealing a Large pool with chairs and tables, and a very high wall surrounding it.
"DEAD END!" Emerid cried, looking flustered. Zarconizad jumped up and down on Emerid's shoulder wailing.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATHS FROM A BUNCH OF PREP SCHOOL REJECTS!" It cried, sobbing into his scaled hands. They jumped back as Giselle and her group burst out the glass door and faced them. Emerid would have laughed, Giselle had a bandage around her head and a big black eye, if they weren't about to be attacked.
"FOUND YOU! YOU PUNKS! You DARE attack the Poketech high Keepers and Expect to get away with it??!?" Giselle cried.
"..Yes.." Emerid muttered.
"WELL YOUR NOT!" With that her group circled the Four, grinning evilly.
Well the ones with Teeth we're grinning anyway. Mew2 and CTF put up there fists, getting ready to fight.
"Time to get Jolly on your naughty Asses!!" A guy cried, grinding a fist into his hand. They were about to punce when...
"WAAAAIIIITTT!!!" Emerid Cried. They all stopped, fists in mid swing.
"What?"
"Let's settle this like CIVILIZED Pokemon Trainers. A Pokemon battle!" Giselle thought on this.
"Well....Poketech students DO hate to degenerate to such...peasent levels such as common street fighting....Two Pokemon each!" Giselle grinned, her Group forming around her. Mew2 and CTF shrugged.
"That's not Too bad.." Giselle shook her head.
"No no, WHen I mean Two pokemon Each...I mean each of us sends out two Pokemon...against each of your two. And If you people lose, we tear you apart." She cackled, each of her friends pulling out two pokeball, which equaled a total of ten. Emerid, CTF, and Mew2 gulped.
"Look what you've gotten us into THIS time Emerid!"
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
"Man They'll have a total of TEN against SIX!"
"Sorry gals! Guess we'll just have to Try!" Emerid said flustered, Pulling out his Flaming Pokeball and another with blue, wavy streaks painted on it out of his bucket hat.
"Emerid! I can't Use ONIX here!!! It's Mortally afraid of water!" Mew2 hissed, pulling two Pokeballs of her own out.
"Then Don't use it!!" Emerid cried, watching nervously as The Poketech gang grinned evilly. CTF gulped and Reached into her pocket, grasping two of her own Pokeballs.
"Why not we just send ALL our Pokemon out after them??" Mew2 asked. Emerid shook his head vigourisly.
"They could report us for breaking Battling Rules! We'd kill our chances for entering the Pokemon League!" He cried, motioning for Zarconizad to stay back.
"But I can fight! Just....Not well...." It whined, flying to the edge of the pool to sti and watch. The Poketech students then realesed their Pokemon which were; Marowak, Dugtrio, Victreebel, Magmar, Poliwrath, and a total of Five Machops.
"Boy they sure do like Machops..." CTF mumbled, enlarging her Pokeballs.
"EKANS! TANGELA! GO!" She cried, releasing them.
"*'ey Now whot's this? Ten against Two?*" Tangela cried in a distinct British Accent. Mew2 threw out hers, releasing Cubone and a Nidoking.
"*Make dat ten on four!*" Nidoking Roared, standing beside The Ekans. Emerid sighed, but grinned.
"Well Now! WELCOME TO THE SPECTACLE! ANd Now! The WRiting Wacko's give to you...from the distant Islands of the Orange League!.....The One...the Only...MISTAH....EMERID!" He cried, juggling his two Pokeballs before Calpping his ahdns together, making the Two pokeballs seemingly dissapear. He showed his hands palm first, then made fists and opened them again, revealing the two pokeballs.
"IT'S TAG TEAM TIME! CHARMELEON GO!" He hurled the Pokeball releasing the Fire Pokemon right in front of Magmar. Charmeleon's eyes lit up seeing the Magmar.
"*AH! A FELLOW Fire Pokemon! Have at thee!*" Magmar cried, smiling smugly.
"*What you lookin' at ya Lousy Donald Duck wanna-be??*" Charmeleon sneered, getting so close to Magmar their faces were about a quarter of an inch apart.
"*Donald Duck wanna-be? I wouldn't be talking you over grown Lizard!*"
"*How about I shove my Over grown Lizard tail RIGHT DOWN YOUR THROAT??? HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT MUTHA F****AH??*"
"*YOU DARE INSULT ME, LOWLY SCALEBELLY???*" And so it went for about five minutes, both Fire Pokemon Trash talking each other before Emerid had to restrain Charmeleon.
"Just wait for yer Partner!" Emerid cried, holding Charmeleon back.
"*YOU'RE MINE YOU ASS! YOU HEAR ME???*" Charmeleon Roared, finally standing next to Ekans, who inched a bit away.
"Hmph, you need to teach your Pokemon some Discipline Emerid!" Giselle cried. Emerid ignored her and held up his Other Pokeball.
"AND NOW! INTRODUCING! Coming from The Distant Starburst Island's Shore line! GOLDUCK!" Golduck materialized Beside Charmeleon, looking around.
"*Back on the stage baby Here I am!*" Golduck sang, moving his feet to music in his head. Mew2 and CTF looked at EMerid.
"Are ALL your Pokemon as Zany as you?" Mew2 asked politely.
"Yeah just about." Emerid Shrugged.
"What's He Singing?" CTF wondered aloud, watching the Golduck dance.
"Lou Bega's 1+1=2, I got the CD recently, very cool. He's been hooked on it since." Emerid Explained. Charmeleon finally whacked Golduck in the head Lightly to get him back to this Reality.
"*Hey! We gonna fight here! Not Dance!*" Charmeleon Growled. Golduck sighed, but got in a battle stance.
"*Poliwraths mine!*" Golduck stated.
"*I got that Chump Magmar.*" Charmeleon Hissed.
"*Let me at that Square Marowak!*" Cubone challenged.
"*What we standin' here for? GET THEM SUCKAH'S! Leave the Machops for me!!!*" Nidoking roared, jumping forward and tackling the line of Machops. Magmar Rushed forward, tackling Charmeleon while Ekans Slithered towards Victreebel, avoiding Vines. Cubone and Marowak faced off, Using their bone clubs like swords. Ratatta Jumped to Dugtrio, biting and scratching while Tangela jumped to help Nidoking with the Machops. Golduck did a little dancing as Poliwrath ran at him, Singing a bit also.
"*I dance the Mambo, the salsa..*" He memboed to the side, letting Poliwrath Fly past him. It QUickly recovered and started throwing punches at Golducks gut.
"*The Cha-cha!*" Golduck snapped his fingers as he moved his hips side to side, avoiding the punches. Poliwrath lifted it's leg, going for a roundhouse.
"*The Limbo..*" Golduck bent down backwards, Letting Poliwrath's leg miss. Poliwrath growled in anger, backing up a bit and leaping at Golduck for a Tackle.
"*The Foxtrot and even the Tango!*" He got in a tango like stance and moved out of the way, letting Poliwrath fly past. The Trainers watched the action, letting the Pokemon go on their own because there were just too many to distinguish from their own. Charmeleon growled at Magmar, who released a flamethrower aimed at his head, Charmeleon quickly ducked and rushed forward, uppercutting Magmar right under it's beak and knocking it back a few feet before jumping forward, tackling Magmar to the ground. Emerid grimaced, watching the Magmar be subjected to punches as the Magmar's owner stood next to EMerid.
"Ya got quite a Charmeleon there.."
"Yup. Finest on Indigo Isle in my opinion."
"An' you were the one who signed up for the Battle o' the bands right?"
"Yaahh....why?"
"You DO realize The Contest is a music VIDEO contest right?" EMerid turned to face the man, eyebrow raised in curiosity.
"Say wha?"
"Yah That's right. The Bands get Three weeks to get ready, practice, and get organized, then the Movie studio's in Pewter start taking in bands to make the Music Videos, then a Month Later they're aired on TV."
"I thought it was alway's live...."
"Nah, this year they decided to go for somethin' different." Emerid nodded, turning back to the fight. Cubone and Marowak were ucrrently dueling with their bones, parrying and swinging violently, while Golduck was blasting Poliwrath with water Guns. Tangela had Victreebel wrapped in vines while Nidoking was wrestling with the various Machops. Dugtrio was chasing around Rattata who was managing to dodge. Emerid groaned and walked up to CTF adn Mew2.
"This is gettin' us nowhere." CTF Grumbled, watching the battle.
"Agreed. They can fight all night and collapse from exhaustion before a winner'll even show up!" Mew2 cried in exasperation, seeing her Cubone dodge one of Marowaks swing.
"Hmmmm.....Golduck! Nail Magmar with a Water gun! Charmeleon! Fire ball Victreebel!" Emerid cried, striking upon an idea. Golduck nodded and jumped ontop of Poliwrath, collapsing it to the ground, before opening it's mouth and firing a massive water gun that knocked Magmar out completely. Charmeleon spat out several fireballs that enveloped Victreebel in flames, but also caught some of Tangela's vines aflame.
"*AHHHH! YOU DAMN STUPID LIZARD!!! HELPMEHELPMEHELPME!!!*" Tangela screamed, running around.
"EMERID YOU COMPLETE IDIOT!!! TANGELA GO FOR THE POOL!" CTF cried. Tangel jumped up, splashing into the pool as Charmeleon shrugged apologetically.
"Emerid you nearly FRIED MY TANGELA!! What were you THINKING?" Ctf berated, whacking Emerid upside the head.
"OW! I was tryin' to finish this!!! Besides Tangela's fine!" Emerid retorted, motioning to the surfacing Tangela, now soaking wet.
"Hmm....The Pool may be how we can beat these guys!" Mew2 cried. Emerid and CTF looked at Mew2 curiosly.
"How So?"
"Golduck can use it's psychic abilities to manipulate the water and wash out everyone! Simple as that!" Mew2 said smugly, hands on her hips. CTF and Emerid looked at each other, then shrugged.
"Should work....But what about our pokemon?" CTF asked.
"We'd better recall them!" Emerid said, pulling out his Flaming Pokeball. Zarconizad lifted up EMerids hat and ducked under it.
"Tell me when it's over." He said simply. CTF, Mew2, and Emerid recalled all their pokemon except GOlduck, who backed up to the side of the pool.
"HAH! Recalling all your Pokemon? Don't want them beaten do ya?" Giselle cried smugly, the Poketech trainers lining up behind their pokemon, facing Golduck. Emerid bent down and started whispering quickly into Golducks ear. Golduck grinned broadly and nodded, motioning for Emerid to stand back.
"Alright Poketech Keepers! Prepare to DECIMATE that Golduck!" Giselle laughed, grinning evilly. Golduck held up a hand, stopping the advancing Poketech keepers in their tracks as he started making motions with it's front flippers, like it was forming a ball out of clay. The Pokemon and their trainers watched, almost mesmerized as the Golduck's eyes began to glow, it's hand motions starting to go faster and faster, till it was almost a blur. Suddenly it's hands stopped, and it was about then that the Poketech trainers noticed the gigantic wave of water forming behind Golduck, growing till it towered over everyone.
"OH SHIT!" Giselle screamed, turning around quickly, but it was too late. The Wave crashed down onto the Poketech keepers and the Pokemon, washing them over the walls and out onto the street, leaving them sopping wet and freezing cold in the night air. CTF, Emerid, and Mew2 grinned, high fiving each other before running over to Golduck from the opposite side of the pool. Each one high fived and complimented the duck.
"KICK ASS GOOD JOB Golduck! Expect a big fat bonus very soon! Maybe a New Music CD!" Emerid laughed, recalling Golduck.
"Ahhhhhh......it felt GOOD to kick those Poke-creeps asses again. VERY Fulfilling." CTF smiled, very much smugly.
"Now If we can do it three times straight at the Competition!" Mew2 stated, frowning slightly. Emerid laughed and put his arm around CTF and Mew2's shoulders.
"Girls, I found out some VERY Interesting news, and beleive me when I say....It will GuarenTEE that we will win that Competition! Follow me back to the hotel room and I shall explain." Emerid grinned, very much smug in his knowledge.