The Writing Wacko's!

by Mr Emerid

This series was some of my funniest stuff, and I hope you all enjoy it. This series also involved CTF and TenshiMew2, this story introduces the characters.

11. Default Chapter Title

The Writing Wacko's! Rockin' and Rollin' ALL NIGHT LONG!


Emerid, CTF, and Mew2 sat nervously in the front row reserved for Band members. It had been about a little over a Month, and their music video was finished and now, they were at a Concert hall where the Video's would be aired live on island wide TV, the winner to be announced afterwards. They ahd watched all of the Video's so far except there's, which turned out to be last. The Announcer stepped forward a gigantic screen rising from the stage.
"And Now, our FINAL Entree into the Pewter's Pearl Rock Concert! A Music video made from the band calling themselves Shasta McNasty entitled, "Double Trouble." Now Let's watch!" The Lights slowly dimmed as the Giant screen finished rising.

(The Screen stays black before two people and a Small, Red, scaly Pokemon standing between them, all three dressed in Team Rocket Uniforms as a Shadowy figure sitting in a throne slowly slid forward, his face shadowed)

Shadowy man: This is the Boss, and I'm Sick of waiting...I WANT PIKACHU! AND THIS TIME DON'T SCREW IT UP!

Prepare for Trouble
(People turn around, revealing themselves to be Emerid and Mew2 and Zarconizad.)

Make it Double
(They each pull out a pair of dark sunglasses and slip them on, tilting their head to the side as they do.)

Prepare for trouble
(THey Walk slowly forward towards the Camera.)

Make it double
(They keep walking till they block out the camera, then it focuses on EMerid and Me2 and Zarconizad sitting atop a mountain of golden coins.)

We'll be the richest rogue's of all time
(Emerid says this, examining a ruby.)

Creators of a grand design
(Mew2 pulls off a Golden spider web off the pile, stretching it with her fingers.)

I'll be the king
(Emerid sets a golden crown on his head, grinning.)

I'll be the Queen
(Mew2 snatches Emerids crown, setting it on her head.)

I'll be da Jokah! Of crime!
(Zarconizad pops up with a golden jesters cap on, flying into the camera.)


Prepare for trouble
(Emerid grabs Zarconizad back.)

make it Double
(Emerid grabs his crown back.)

Prepare for Trouble
(Mew2 punches him out, then takes the crown back.)

Make it double
(Zarconizad steals the crown and flies towards the camera, blocking it out.)

To Protect the world from Devastation
(Emerid says this, popping up and spinning a golden world globe on his finger before clapping and making it dissapear.)

To unite All people's within our nation
(Mew2 leans back, playing with a gold, silver, and ruby colored Rubix, figuring it out and showing it.)

To Denounce the evils of Truth and love
(Emerid sings this, snatching the Rubix away from Mew2 and giving it a spin.)

to Extend our reach to the stars above
(Mew2 reaches up, grabbing a sceptre with a star on it

Jesse, James
(These two pop up in their old uniforms, before Emerid and Mew2 burst through the Paper cut outs of them.)

Team Rocket Blast off at the Speed of Light
(Mew2 hurls the star sceptre towards the camera.)

Surrender now or Prepare to fight
(Charmeleon, Cubone, Golduck, Zarconizad pop up dressed in Team Rocket uniforms.)

Team Rocket's Rockin'
(We see two lights snap on, revealing instruments.)

Talkin' Trouble, Walkin' Trouble
(Charmeleon sits at the drums.)

Double Trouble, Big Trouble
(Cubone pushes him aside and pulls out another Bone club, starting to play the drums.)

And Trouble's gonna follow you
(Charmeleon grabs a trumpet instead while Golduck picks up a guitar.)

We're gonna capture Pikachu
(Zarconizad hops onto an electric piano, standing on one of the keys.)

We're Team Rocket and we fight for what's wrong
(Charmeleon, Cubone, and Golduck slip on Sunglasses.)

For mayhem and madness and rare Pokemon
(Zarconizad raises one finger.)

I'm so gorgeous
(Golduck raises two fingers.)

I'm alway's the man
(Charmeleon raises three, signalling to start playing.)

Your just the players in my master plan!
(They stop as the shadowy man appears again, saying this line.)


Team Rocket's Rockin'
(The shadowy man steps into the light, revealing it to be CTF in a Team Rocket Uniform.)

Talkin' Trouble, Walkin' Trouble
(Emerid steps out to the Right of CTF.)

Double Trouble, Big Trouble
(Mew2 steps out to the left of CTF.)

And Trouble's gonna follow you
(They look at each other.)

Team Rocket's Rockin'
(They turn to look at the Pokemon.)

Talkin' Trouble, Walkin' Trouble
(They have a very angry look on their faces as the pokemon start to cringe.)

Double Trouble, Big Trouble
(Their faces turn to smirks as CTF Picks up a Guitar.)

And Trouble's gonna follow you
(Emerid grabs a Saxophone.)

We're gonna capture Pikachu
(Mew2 grabs another set of drums.)

We're always gonna try it
(They start playing together.)

no one can deny it
(They seem to freeze in place as a crack appears on the screen.)

We can cause a riot in sunday school
(It shatters, Revealing Emerid standing there with sunglasses and a Team Rockets uniform.)

We'll have you beleiving
(He holds up a Playing card, the Ace of spades as the Cameraq focuses in on it.)

truth can be decieving
(He flips it around one, seemingly changing it to an Ace of hearts, then again for the ace of Clubs.)

Do unto others is our golden rule!
(CTF and Mew2 step next to Emerid, grinning as the Pokemon Line up in front of them.)

Prepare for trouble!
(They all slip on dark sunglasses.)

Team Rocket's Rockin'
(in synchronicity, they all Step Right.)

Talkin' Trouble, Walkin' Trouble
(They step left, then right, then forward before clapping.)

Double Trouble, Big Trouble
(They start dancing synchronicityly, Stepping right, left, forward, then falling down onto their hands to support themselves as they swing their legs around.)

And Trouble's gonna follow you
(They snap back to their feet, increasing the pace.)

We're gonna capture Pikachu!
(They stop, doing a group pose.)

LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
(The Entire thing seemingly explodes, leaving a big hole in the ground that the cast jumps into.)


Slowly the room lit back up, the screen lowering back into the stage. Emerid was grinning proudly, while Mew2 and CTF were groaning.
"How EMBARRASSING."
"You had us dancin' like FOOLS!" Mew2 hissed. Emerid nudged them and pointed to the announcer, who had an envelope in his hands.
"And now....The Third prize and a life times supply of Pokeball's go to..." He opened the envelope slowly, then looked at the piece of paper.
"Michael and his Musical MANIACS!!" The band ran up stage, grinning broadly as they took their prize. The man then took another envelope and opened it.
"And the Second prize, free upgraded Pokedexs from Parks' Gym, THE POKETECH KEEPERS!" Giselle was seen being dragged onstage screaming.
"SECOND PRIZE??? WE'RE FROM POKETECH HIGH! WE NEED THE FIRST GRAND PRIZE! DAMMIT IT"S NOT FAIR!!!!" The Other Keepers didn't look that happy, but graciously took their prizes and walked off the stage. The Man then took out the final envelope and removed the
letter.
"And Grand Prize, A THousand dollars and one Pokemon Each, the grand prize goes to..." He slowly started to unfold the envelope, painstakingly slow. Mew2 shot up out of her seat angirly.
"JUST READ THE DAMN LETTER B****!!!!" She screamed, then meekly sat back down as she saw that everyone was staring at her.
"Well...uhm.....grand prize goes to.....The Band known as.....SHASTA MCNASTY!!!!" Emerid, CTF, and Mew2 shot up, screaming for joy and looking at each other.
"OH HELL YEAH! WE WON!" Emerid screeched, Taking Zarconizad off his shoulder and hugging him.
"YES YES YES! I'M FINALLY GOOD AT SOMETHING!!!!!!" Zarconizad sobbed, hugging Emerids shoulder. Mew2 and CTF Hugged each other, still jumping for joy.
"WEWONWEWONWEWONWEWONWEWON!!!!" They Sang unanimously. Emerid slowly led the cheering girls up to the stage to claim there prize.
"Well! How does it feel to be winner of Pewter's Pearl Rock Music concert?" The ANnouncer asked.
"Well John, in so many words. HELL YES HELL YES HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emerid screamed. Zarconizad meanwhile was doing a little dance on his shoulder, crying out how goos he was at something. John the Announcer just laughed and held up a check.
"And here is your check for one THOUSAND Dollars! And if my lovely assistant Rita will bring out your SECOND Prize...." Mew2 quickly snatched the Check and stuffed it in a pocket, getting disdainful looks from Emerid and CTF. Their attention turned to a woman who was rolling out an enormous cart covered with Pokeballs with the name of the Pokemon inside it labeled.
"Now! Each Band Member may choose ONE Pokemon form this rack, WHich Contains one of every Pokemon known! Now First off, Ms. Karrie may choose first!" John the Announcer motioned for CTF to come up first. She walked up to the cart and looked at the many pokeballs before plucking up what looked like a glass Pokeball.
"And Ms. Karrie Chooses the Legendary ARTICUNO! What an Excellent Choice!" CTF cackled with glee, clutching the Pokeball in her hands.
"ANd Now....Mr...EMERID....shall be the second Person!" Emerid ran up to the cart and pulled off one Pokeball marked, 'Kabutops', before running over to CTF, cackling.
"WHy you choose such a common pokemon as Kabutops?" Zarconizad asked, looking at the Pokeball.
"COMMON? These bums are Extinct!"
"They are? Gee, when I was around they were as common Pidgeys." Zarconziad muttered, scratching his head. Mew2 stepped forward, knocking John aside and looking at the Pokeballs.
"So many damn Choices! I'll take....PRIMEAPE!"Mew2 stated, plucking the Pokeball up and stuffing it in her pocket.
"Well Let's give them a round of applause ladies and gentleman!" Emerid, CTF, and Mew2 bowed slowly as everyone started to applaud, grinning ear to ear. Zarconizad flew up into the air and did a little aerial bow before landing back on Emerids shoulder. They waved to the audience and walked off stage towards the exit.
"WE WON! We ACTUALLY WON!" Mew2 cried, looking at the Pokeball.
"EMERID! I COULD KISS YOU!" CTF Cackled, stuffing her Pokeball in her backpack. Mew2 grinned and slung her backpack on her other shoulder as Emerid just readjusted it.
"Man! I was great in that Music Video!" Zarconizad ranted, laughing.
"I Know, I know I'm a genius.." Emerid sighed, smiling. Their grins endded, however, when they saw Giselle step in front of them, her black eye apparent on her face.
"Giselle!" Mew2 growled.
"What you want B****??" CTF Hissed. She kept her hands behind her back and looked down.
"Look, I know that we really didn't get off on the right foot, so...I wanted to say I'm really sorry for Insulting you. I know, I acted really horrible and I wanted to see if we could, maybe, clear up any wrong feelings between us?" She asked sweetly, offering one hand out. CTF and Mew2 looked at Each other while EMerid just shrugged and took her hand.
"Sure no problem!"
"Thanks." With that, Giselle swung her other arm out and clocked Emerid in the head with what looked like a crowbar, knocking him out along with Zarconizad. Mew2 and CTF brought back their fists, about to hit Giselle, but they crumpled forward, two more Poketech students appearing behind them and knocking them out. One more came out as they picked up CTF, Mew2, and Emerid and started dragging them towards teh Exit.
"Taht's right boys! Take'm to the Airport an' send'em somewhere......Orange..." Giselle cackled, watching the four get carried off.