The Writing Wacko's! Sunny Side up with a Hint of Scandal.
Emerid groaned and slowly opened his eye's, his head having a major pain in it. He saw everything as a dark, fuzzy blur so he rubbed his eye's, trying to get everything in focus. Finally he looked up, bright light form the sun nearly blinding him as he saw what looked like a Palm tree, in fact, it WAS a Palm tree. He looked around and saw Zarconizad on the ground next to him, trying to burn what looked like a coconut, but not having much luck.
"Uhgg...ZZ?" Emerid murmured, holding his head. Zarconizad turned to Emerid and grinned.
"Finally awake? I couldn't wake you up for the world!"
"Where'z...CTF an' Mew2?"
"Off finding food." Zarconizad mumbled, still trying to burn the Coconut.
"Izzat....a Coconut?" Zarconizad nodded and scratched his scaly noggin.
"Where are we?" Emerid moaned, sitting up.
"Mew2 figures probably on another part of Indigo Isle, but I t'ink she's wrong because this entire place is surrounded in water!"
"That means....we're on...an....island." Emerid said, looking around at where he was at. He was sitting on a beach, inches from where the water met the sand as it washed up. He looked the other way and saw palm tree's, and a small forest leading to a giant mountain.
"An Island with a mountain on it......this sounds familiar." Emerid muttered, scratching his head. He felt his shoulders for the straps of his backpack, but didn't find them.
"Where's My Backpack?" Emerid cried, looking around franticly. Zarconizad sighed and pointed to by the palm tree, where three Backpacks were laying.
"Right over there." Suddenly Emerid heard a rustling and turned his head, seeing CTF and Mew2 walk out with an armful of various tropical fruits.
"We got what ever looked Edible." CTF said, dumping the Fruit on top of Zarconizad on accident. Mew2 followed suite, promptly sitting down in the sand.
"Well I see the ASS that got us INTO this is awake!" Mew2 cried.
"WHAT? How'd I get us into this????"
"YOU got us involved in that STUPID Music Video Contest! If we'd have lost or not even got INVOLVED WE WOULD'VE HAD MORE BADGES BY NOW!" She cried, picking up what looked like a pineapple and tossing it at Emerid. He Caught at it, then found himself staring at a strange design on it that stood out blatantly, besides the fact it was blue. It looked almost like a triangle, except for a line sticking straight down the middle of it. Suddenly the truth started to dawn on him as he looked at the other fruits.
"Hold up...where'd you get these fruits?" Emerid asked, digging through the pile, pulling Zarconizad out from udner it.
"We got it from some tree's at th' base o' the mountain, why?" CTF asked, biting into one. Emerid's eyes widened to the size of grapefruits as he stared at the fruit, then at the mountain, then back at the fruit.
"What is it M&M??" Mew2 asked, picking up a round fruit and chomping into it. Emerid replied with a rather, COLORFUL, Response.
"THOSE BLOODY, BLOODY BASTARDS!!!! THOSE NO GOOD SONS OF B*TCHES!!! THEY FLEW US ALL THE F***ING WAY OUT HERE????" Emerid screamed, shooting to his feet.
"What are you TALKING about Emerald??" CTF demanded, wiping some juice off the corner of her mouth. Zarconizad jumped onto one fo the fruits and proceeded to start to slice small chunks out of it as he watched the crazed Emerid.
"What the hell is wrong wit' him?" Mew2 asked Zarconizad, who simply shrugged, and scratched it's armored head.
"Don't you people Get it?? We're on an ISLAND, a TROPICAL Island. A Tropical island with a friggin MOUNTAIN on it."
"Which means..?" Mew2 shrugged, biting into the fruit again.
"WE ARE ON NAVAL ISLAND IN THE ORANGE ISLANDS YOU GEOGRAPHICALLY CHALLENGED IDIOTS!" Emerid screamed.
"WHATH???" Mew2 cried before starting to gag, the piece of fruit caught in her throat. CTF started banging on her back, helping her dislodge the piece of fruit.
"YOU MEAN WE'RE STUCK ON THIS ISLAND???" Zarconizad cried fearfully, Hugging a pineapple.
"YES!" Emerid cried, holding his face in his hands.
"Well, actually no. We still have our Pokemon, so if anyone has any water Type's they could probably ride on them…" CTF pointed out.
"BUT WHAT IF THEY AIN'T THAT BIG?!?!" Zarconizad Rebutted. CTF rubbed her chin, thinking a moment.
"Then we're dead in th' water, so to speak." Emerid muttered, looking very panicked.
"WE GOTTA GET OFF THIS ISLAND! RIGHT NOW! Before ANYONE sees Me here!!!" Emerid cried, looking around franticly. Mew2 and CTF eyed him strangely.
"..The Hell's wrong with you Emmy? Why you so panicked?" Mew2 asked.
"I CAN'T BE HERE! NO NO NO! THEY'LL STRIP ME OF MY LICENSE!!!" He continued to wail, now on his feet and running around. CTF got up and slapped him as hard as she could.
"GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?" CTF yelled. Emerid rubbed his face as Zarconizad gnawed on the pineapple, watching Emerid intensely.
"I CANNOT Be spotted here by Orange League Officials! They'll Extradite me again!!"
"EXTRADITE?!"
"AGAIN?" CTF held up her hands, motioning for Emerid to stop.
"Whoa whoa whoa there amigo, you better start form the BEGINNING. Extradite you AGAIN?" Emerid gulped, wringing his hands together.
"Well…..When I first got my license I went around doin' the normal stuff, getting Pokemon, trying to get badges from the Orange Crew and such, Then I got into a bit of Trouble…I was attending a negotiation between the Orange League and another league, The Palmo League…"
"ATTENDING?" Mew2 asked skeptically. Emnerid threw up his hands in defeat.
"ALRIGHT! I snuck in. Anyway, I was sittin' next to the Palmo League Ambassador, very uptight guy, ZERO sense of humor and way strict, you know…an asshole." CTF and Mew2 nodded.
"Anyway, I was just sittin' there when I get passed some food, so I tasted it and found it rather…well…BLAND…. So I pulled out some seasoning I carried for my cooking stuff, put some in the food, and handed it to The Palmo representative. Well after he took one bite he fell over DEAD." Mew2 and CTF just stared.
"YOU KILLED HIM?!?!"
"NO! They determined it was poison, and they analyzed it and found my seasoning…and one thing led to another. Th' only GOOD thing that came from the followin' trial was that they had very superficial evidence, so instead o' HANGING me they had me extradited to Indigo Plateau and banned from the Orange Islands." Mew2 and CTF both scratched their chins while Zarconizad just stared.
"So basically you killed a guy, you got extradited….correct?"
"NO! I DIDN'T KILL THE GUY!" Emerid Protested.
"Anyway…what happens if you get caught on the Orange Islands?" CTF asked.
"Hefty Fine, Stripping of my License, the release of my Pokemon….and maybe a possible EXECUTION!!!" Mew2 scoffed at this.
"You won't get KILLED over getting dumped on Naval Island." Emerid gave her a stare.
"WANNA BET? As soon as I was extradited and on Indigo They found evidence that would turn der' superficial evidence into a full blown SOLID BRICK of conviction."
"SO why didn't they come and get you off Indigo?" Zarconizad asked, sitting on the now half eaten pineapple.
"Simple, Inter-Island Rules. A Convict on one Island can be a free man on another. If you're Convicted in the Orange Islands and then go to say, Indigo Island….well…as long as you're on Indigo they can't touch you." CTF explained.
"So now that you're now in The Land of the Orange…." Mew2 started.
"I can be tried, convicted, sentenced, and EXECUTED in one SWIFT Trial." Emerid groaned.
"Wham, Bam, Your ass is Dead, man…"Zarconizad stated, sighing.
"Exactly."
"But we're safe as long no Officials see you right?" CTF asked.
"Yeah, Nobody knows I'm here."
"But that won't help when we haveta go into town ta get supplies…." Mew2 mused, rubbing her chin. Zarconizad sighed, finally managed to crack the coconut open and start eating the meat inside.
"Tou couldth alwiyth thry * gulp * Try changing how you look…" Zarconizad pointed out, taking another bite. CTF snapped her fingers, a sly grin coming to her face.
"The Worthless Wonder has a point! A Little Hair Dye, maybe a clip on mustache…"
"One problem, we ain't GOT HAIR DYE OR A CLIP ON MUSTACHE!" Emerid cried. Luckily, CTF pointed out the fruits.
"Fruit juice, when combined with a few chemicals, can be a very powerful Dye." After much arguing, Emerid submitted and proceeded to change his hair color from brown to Bright orange.
"Well this is nice…now I look like Dennis Rodman…"
"Oh Shut up. I'm trying to HELP you!" CTF muttered.