Authors Note: Before everyone reviewing says that I stole this, I didn't. I got the song off of Napster and I decided to put the words up on FF.net because I thought it needed some more funny stuff.

Disclaimer: I do not know, own, or endorse Britney Spears or her affiliates. Furthermore, I do not own, nor did I make up the songs "Boobies" or "Crazy".

Boobies

(A parody of another famous Britney song, "Crazy")

Intro:

Boobies

Oh

Oh

First Verse:

Boobies

I lie about you

I'll make up something

I'll say they grew

Boobies

When I jump around

They keep on moving

Each one weighs 15 pounds

Bridge:

I did not have surgery

My chest is growing, it's just puberty

Chorus:

They grew like crazy

I was asleep

I was an A cup, now I'm a D

They grew like crazy

"You believe me right?"

My boobies got so huge almost over night

They grew like crazy

Those things ain't cheap

I'm so inflated, unless they leak

They grew like crazy

"You believe me right?"

My boobies got so huge almost over night